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Sick of cartoons confession
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,629Member
    I am so fucking sick of watching cartoons. I would love to barbecue and eat Ruby and pull the wings right off those damn Winx fairies!
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    OMG, I laughed so hard, I had tears in my eyes. Thanks, I needed that!
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,495Member
    Ruby on the barbie! I'll bring the sauce.
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,629Member
    And Ill bring the napkins @fatchickonabike. Id love to barbeque that little bitch!
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,298Member
    Omg lmao are we having a side of max too because im soooo down for that
    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,495Member
    And I'll take some Caillou slaw, please.
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,298Member
    Lets sprinkle a little bath salts on little bill and let him go to town on team umizoomi
    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
  • tothemoonandbacktothemoonandback
    Posts: 2,128Member
    And a side of deep fried Diego and the 50 zillion animals he saves.
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,896Member
    Some Phineas and Ferb burgers, and I'll personally decapitate Perry the Platypus.
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,298Member
    Mmmmmm extra crispy jaguar lol @tothemoonandback
    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
  • tothemoonandbacktothemoonandback
    Posts: 2,128Member
    This should be it's own thread, but I don't think it's thread-worthy.. but the other day, I had Nick Jr. on for my 2 year old, Little Bear was on, I don't like it or hate it, but then I overheard the story and was like what the fuck.. they were having a funeral for a little doll that was sick or something, full on funeral, casket, last words, etc.. luckily 2yo wasn't in the room, nor would he probably have noticed it anyways, but then they were all like JUST KIDDING!  She is fine!  Yay!!  What a mind fuck for kids.

    Editing to add:  The doll was sat on, not sick.  That is how she died.  Yes, I googled it.  :)
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,629Member
    You guys are killing me!!
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,298Member
    Ohh we cant forget about The fresh beat band now they deserve painful things to happen to them
    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
  • AnonUser27
    Posts: 1,742Guest
    Try my thread "kids shows I fucking hate".
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,495Member
    tothemoonandback said:

    This should be it's own thread, but I don't think it's thread-worthy.. but the other day, I had Nick Jr. on for my 2 year old, Little Bear was on, I don't like it or hate it, but then I overheard the story and was like what the fuck.. they were having a funeral for a little doll that was sick or something, full on funeral, casket, last words, etc.. luckily 2yo wasn't in the room, nor would he probably have noticed it anyways, but then they were all like JUST KIDDING!  She is fine!  Yay!!  What a mind fuck for kids.



    Editing to add:  The doll was sat on, not sick.  That is how she died.  Yes, I googled it.  :)
    The Big Comfy Couch did something similar, except it was a caterpillar or something that actually died and they had a funeral for it. DH wasn't paying attention until DD started crying. As he told me later, "There aren't supposed to be any fucking landmines in the Big Comfy Couch!"
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,332Member
    While were at it can we kill off the power rangers... Those fuckers have cost me all the shades in my house 2 lamps and anything else thats not tacked down plus bloody noses gashes and black eyes... Damn kids you are not power rangers!!!
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,283Member
    tothemoonandback said:

    This should be it's own thread, but I don't think it's thread-worthy.. but the other day, I had Nick Jr. on for my 2 year old, Little Bear was on, I don't like it or hate it, but then I overheard the story and was like what the fuck.. they were having a funeral for a little doll that was sick or something, full on funeral, casket, last words, etc.. luckily 2yo wasn't in the room, nor would he probably have noticed it anyways, but then they were all like JUST KIDDING!  She is fine!  Yay!!  What a mind fuck for kids.


    Editing to add:  The doll was sat on, not sick.  That is how she died.  Yes, I googled it.  :)
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    Seriously? Omg that is horrible! Who would write a storyline like that into a children's cartoon???

  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,448Member
    Little Einsteins and Rocket can blow up on one of their missions and I'd be happy.

    @FoulMouthSailor I'm sorry but P&F can stay. We love them too much in this household. But SpongeBob can get left out in the sun for a month and I'd be happy.
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • DontpooponthedogDontpooponthedog
    Posts: 240Member

    I'm a P&F fan too-esp. since Richard O'brien is the dad.  (I have a giggle everytime he talks and I imagine Rift Raft as a father-maybe Magenta is the mom and Ferb's a product of incest.)

    Are there only 5 episodes of the bubbleguppies?  Let's put those fuckers in a steam pot.

  • UnionMommy
    Posts: 30Member
    Don't forget the damn Care Bears - my sons discovered them on Netflix and found a couple of DVDs at garage sales. . .and Barney. . .let's build a big-ass bbq pit and have some dino-kabobs!!
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
    Posts: 8,177Member
    =)) =)) =)) =))

    I AM SO SICK OF CARTOONS, ALL OF THEM!  Let's throw Peppa and Olivia on that barbie, too!
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO not Peppa!!!

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • pdxmama
    Posts: 1,470Member
    Not Peppa! Dd loooooves her. Actually... fuck it, throw her on. She will make some delicious (non-turkey) bacon!
  • mama2tutnkcmama2tutnkc
    Posts: 1,039Member
    If I have to see wow wow wubzy one.more.time ..... I'm driving to fuckin wuzzleburg myself & straightening out his bendy tail. WOWWW!!!
    feels like *home* to me
  • mama2tutnkcmama2tutnkc
    Posts: 1,039Member
    Oops soorrry for repeated comments.. kids are jacking with me while posting
    feels like *home* to me
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    No worries @mama2tutnkc I got the extra one. :)

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • mama2tutnkcmama2tutnkc
    Posts: 1,039Member
    Thank you @unforgiven .... ;)
    feels like *home* to me
  • episcopal
    Posts: 1,402Member
    How about some Barbeque Barney Burgers?  Maybe some Baby Bop dish involving preparation with a Cuisinart?
  • Country
    Posts: 141Member
    Can we throw in a little Phenias and Ferb burgers on there as well. I'll also throw in Micky Moouse Club house for the cat if we have any.
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