no joke!! so glad she came to her senses, maybe tom cruise can FINALLY come out of the closet.....
GO TEAM KATIE! wish there was a way to bring her to this site..

I don't think Tom Cruise is gay, he's just really fucking weird. In fact, if he was gay that would probably be the only thing I could like about him. I think he's been deeply, deeply programmed by those Scientology freaks, and I am so grateful Katie Holmes is escaping the cult.

anyone see rock of ages?

he is weird as crap as an actor or not

Oh, and Katie? Grab Suri and run as fast and far as you can. And don't look back.

She should take her child back to Toledo so she can be raised around grounded, evrryday people. Starbucks is there and so are high heels. Hopefully he doesn't get Suri like he has the 2 kids with Nicole Kidman.

I feel bad about myself for being happy when I heard this story.

I agree!  

Whoa.... I just found this on the situation:

http://www.theglobaledition.com/tom-cruise-divorcing-katie-holmes-for-imaginary-alien-female/

"Tom Cruise Divorcing Katie Holmes For Imaginary Alien Female

LOS ANGELES, USA (The Global Edition) – Tom Cruise, one of the most successful actors in Hollywood today, has just ended his 5-year marriage to actress Katie Holmes due to an admitted love affair with an imaginary alien female, The Global Edition is reporting exclusively.

An attorney for Ms. Holmes confirmed the news on Friday, calling it “a private matter” while subtly hinting that it was Mr. Cruise who was initiating the divorce.

Meanwhile, Mr. Cruise gave his first public statement about his decision.

”I still love Katie, she means everything to me,” he said. “She gave me a beautiful daughter, and I will never be able to truly express my gratitude for that. That said, I think I’ve really met my soul mate and I just can’t bear the thought of being away from her for even a second,” Mr. Cruise explained in a passionate statement.

Mr. Cruise said that he “hadn’t planned to cheat on Katie”, but that he’d accidentally bumped into Chakula inside his own mind while meditating, and in his words the experience was “pure magic, total love at first sight.”

“Chakula opened up a whole new world for me. She reminded me that people are immortal beings who have forgotten their true nature and that the thetan is the true identity of a person, an intrinsically good, omniscient, non-material core capable of unlimited creativity,” Mr. Cruise added.

The star of films like “Top Gun” and “Cocktail” also stated that he “has never been so happy”, and that he hopes to visit Chakula’s home planet one day, where he can meet her friends and family, just as soon as he gets some time to create them using the powers of his own mind.

This will be the third divorce for the 49-year-old Cruise, who has also been married to Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman.

"



Really?!?
Pshhhhh.... Some people are just psycho.

sureeee its an imaginary female... with a cock (tail )

With or without Chakula he's a Wackadoodle all the way!!!

I didn't mind Tom Cruise before he jumped the couch; now I can't stand to watch him in anything. And the song Free Falling has been ruined for me for all eternity because every time I hear it I remember that scene from Jerry Maguire where he's singing it in his car. That used to be a good song. Fuck you, Tom.

fatchickonabike said:

I didn't mind Tom Cruise before he jumped the couch; now I can't stand to watch him in anything. And the song Free Falling has been ruined for me for all eternity because every time I hear it I remember that scene from Jerry Maguire where he's singing it in his car. That used to be a good song. Fuck you, Tom.

LOL, now I am glad I skipped that movie cuz I love that song.  I pretty much always skip movies with him in it though.  Except Interview with a Vampire.  I couldn't help myself even though I regretted it later.  Like cheap buffet food.

That has got to be made up. I can't imagine someone actually saying that who didn't belong in a psych ward. Seriously?!?!?

I want to know what kind of girl marries that type of guy..... Tom is definitely a escaped psych patient but seriously Katie married him.

Onmylastnerve said:

I want to know what kind of girl marries that type of guy..... Tom is definitely a escaped psych patient but seriously Katie married him.

I agree, but I also think there was some serious programming involved. I remember reading an article a few years back about how right after they officially became an item, Katie disappeared for a good two months. Just poof, out of sight, and once she re-emerged, it was poofpregnantmarried. Plus there's the 16-year age difference, and the fact that she was a starlet at best, while he was a bona fide movie star. I'm sure furthering her career was a consideration, as well. And let's face it: she's a pretty shitty actress. Dawson's Creek was about the extent of her range. The fact that she ever did anything bigger was likely due to Tom's influence. All in all, I don't think she really knew what she was signing up for.

I don't know much but I remember hearing/reading that Tom and his wives had a 10 year contract. Marriage and a child, perfect from the outside looking in. It gave him a "wife" and helped the woman with her career. Other than the reproducing they each were permitted their own discreet affairs.

MammaTeeRoll said:

l. ron hubbard was a shitty author. do you know scientologists give free l. ron hubbard books to kids? they even pay for shipping. creepy. 

O M G "creepy" is an understatement! I know John Travolta is one and was very disappointed when I heard rumor that Will Smith and all his are too.....who else is that batshit crazy? Anyone know?