Kids and potty humor...

TrEr02

Ok DS is 11 today..DD8 and now DD3 are always making jokes about farting,pretending to poop on eachother give eachother wedgeys. But the fart jokes and sounds take the cake by far..now dont get me wrong I enjoy a good fart just as much as the next guy, but come on!! Its I shit you not every half hour Im yelling " stop with the fart jokes ". DS has DD3 walking around singing " I farted and I know it " to the beat of Im sexy and I know it. Fml..anyone else have this going on at home??

Gingersnap

Not exactly. Somehow my youngest picked up imitating barfing. Neither of the kids are terribly verbal, so I'm constantly hopping up to make sure it was fake gagging/barfing. *grumble*

TrEr02

I really wonder about this lol..I dont see other kids doing it

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TrEr02

not a bad idea @mammateeroll

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TrEr02

@mammateeroll that makes me feel so much better lol..thanks for sharing

Charlotte_Sometimes

We have a 9 year old *girl* that tries to turn every joke into a poop joke. Or insult. She got mad at DS20 a few months ago and told him he was a "Glass pooper". Um, what? Now he calls her that just to get her riled up, but yeah, I can't stand the poop jokes but she tries to work them in and get away with it!

TrEr02

Glass pooper huh?? @charlotte_sometimes wonder what that means lol

PurpleFlowers

Oh yes, my Ds11 does the same stuff. Sooooo wish I had girls sometimes.

ChristyJ

We have family farting contests at my Moms. My StepDad generally wins.

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Rawrchu

My SDD, 13, belches like there's no tomorrow. It's nasty. What she doesn't know is that I used to be the queen of belching. One of these days I'm going to show her how it's done just to shut her up.

DS 11 is pushing ALL of my buttons lately, but the pooping, farting, belching humor he hasn't gotten into yet, thank god. He however is doing a lot of grabbing and flaunting his man parts (not showing them, just drawing attention the fact that he has them) and I'm wanting it to stop. Ugh.

Charlotte_Sometimes

TrEr02 said:
Glass pooper huh?? @charlotte_sometimes wonder what that means lol

No clue. ;) She just makes stuff up completely.

@PurpleFlowers having girls doesn't keep you safe from this. As evidence, our own DD plus I used to work at a school, some of the girls there were nastier / ruder / grosser than the boys for sure! I remember one of my friends from when I was around 9 and I spent the night at her place a lot and we'd make ourselves burp for HOURS until our tummies hurt or until her mom came in and made us knock it off.

lovemy3

Funny I should happen upon this thread. DS11 and I were play arguing back and forth today. He grabbed a glass of water and walked thru the room drumming on the rim of the cup. I asked him if he even got any water and he said yeah and planted a very wet kiss on my cheek. I wiped it off and told him (jokingly) he slobbered on me. We went back and forth for several minutes until he made it to his bedroom door and loudly farted. He grinned impishly at me and winked then said "my butt said it was water not slobber". I usually dont laugh at those kinds of jokes because I feel like my kids are the only one that do it but I couldn't help it. I laughed so hard i had a coughing fit.

notperfect

I'm afraid my DS 18 will never grow out of it, last night he was entertaining himself my making farting noises with his pits and his knees. Dude was laughing so hard he was crying, I wonder about that boy sometimes.

deviltwinsmomma

lmao, yes! my ds jumps on the girls and rubs his butt on their face and tells them "I am gonna fart in your face" and all you hear is girly screams, a struggle then my girls pin him down and do the same thing, and then broken boy pride. this is never ending with them.