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Dos Equis baby #203315
  • 2callmemommy2callmemommy
    Posts: 220Member
    I keep picturing my baby as the Dos Equis guy: "I don't always grab my testicles when I get my diaper changed, but when I do I prefer to grab them like a stress ball."
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    #203315

    I've been having the worse week ever I've been sick and I'm tired of being pregnant in this heat but your confession made me laugh out loud. I Love it! So thank you for making me feel a little bit better.
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  • [Deleted User]
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    Ha! It'sso true. Little boys get rough with those things! Makes me cringe.
    Get me a damn beer.
  • TrEr02TrEr02
    Posts: 687Member
    It creeped me out the most when I would go to change my sons diaper before he was even a year old and I would pull the diaper down and he would be hard..always gave me the creeps lol
    We got no food, no jobs...OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!
  • WhoDatIsWhoDatIs
    Posts: 733Member
    LOL love it!
    You and me, we go way back.
  • gamommiegamommie
    Posts: 348Member
    Lmfao! God I remember my boy doing that!
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,084Member
    I actually asked my H if he (DS ) could injure himself. It looked so painful. :-O
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • OxiMOMOxiMOM
    Posts: 3,028Member
    OMG little man has hit that stage and hit it hard!!  any chance he gets his hands are on his junk and he will not keep a diapar on  he takes one side off just so he can play with his testies ugh boys.
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    Ya'll have got me worried to death! DS 4 months already loves diaper changes. I can't do this!!!
    X_X
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • lovinmom
    Posts: 682Member
    Love this confession!
  • NorthernMommyNorthernMommy
    Posts: 347Member
    Ohh..we're smack dab in the middle of this stage, but DS2 ranks on his penis :(  God, it looks like it would hurt...he can pull hard sometimes...  as a mom, it freaks me out :)  DH says it's normal and to leave him alone :)
  • WhoDatIsWhoDatIs
    Posts: 733Member
    My DS is 8. This was never a stage he went through. He started at birth and STILL does it. So it's more of a lifestyle habit for him. I'd be a millionaire if I got $ for everytime I have asked him to let go of his "peanuts".
    You and me, we go way back.
  • KiinuKiinu
    Posts: 1,160Member
    DS is 3 and still very in love with his boy parts. Hands down his pants, in the tub, during changes.. all the time.
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
    Posts: 8,215Member
    Little girls do it too....maybe it's just not so funny to picture, but thanks ladies, now i need to visit the potty...
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • GisleyandHank
    Posts: 300Member

     I'm so glad you loved that! I posted it and forgot to write down the number, I've been thinking about it all day, wishing I could check up on it and see if it was a hit...


    My DH thinks it's funny when DS does it, but when DD5 was a baby it freaked him out.

  • WhoDatIsWhoDatIs
    Posts: 733Member
    My XH would tell DDs to stop but almost cheer DS on. Til I told him if the girls weren't allowed to touch their own bodies I would stop touching my own husband.
    You and me, we go way back.
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