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letter to my 1 year old
  • justkeeprunning
    Posts: 3Member
    Dear sweet girl,
    You truly are the gift that keeps on giving. I peed my pants while running this afternoon. That's one more thing we have in common. Thanks for that.
    Love, mom
  • LeverActionMommyLeverActionMommy
    Posts: 183Member
    Ha ha I feel ya on that! Thatsnofun!!
    "Sometimes things happen for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you're stupid, and you make bad decisions."
  • lifeisgood
    Posts: 481Member
    Hahaha...and I was expecting to read a mushy mama letter. Forgot I'm not on fbook.
  • Live4PeaceLive4Peace
    Posts: 320Member

    I fear sneezing now

    I'm always misunderstood because the written word is the worst form of communication...you can't see me smiling =-)
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,312Member

    I fear sneezing now


    ... And coughing, and laughing!
  • katz_meowkatz_meow
    Posts: 4,254Member
    brilliant ...lol
    Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
  • honeymomma
    Posts: 101Member
    dying....
  • anxiousmama27
    Posts: 840Member
    and sneezing and peeing.  ugh i hate that.