Motherhood Comes Naturally (and other vicious lies) is available in stores, and online, NOW. Do you have it yet? Have you told all your friends and family about it?
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letter to my 1 year old
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Dear sweet girl,
You truly are the gift that keeps on giving. I peed my pants while running this afternoon. That's one more thing we have in common. Thanks for that.
Love, mom -
Ha ha I feel ya on that! Thatsnofun!!"Sometimes things happen for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you're stupid, and you make bad decisions."
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Hahaha...and I was expecting to read a mushy mama letter. Forgot I'm not on fbook.
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I fear sneezing now
I'm always misunderstood because the written word is the worst form of communication...you can't see me smiling =-) -
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dying....
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and sneezing and peeing. ugh i hate that.







