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  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
    Posts: 3,254Member
    I have to go! !!!! Universal's Haunted Hollywood Nights is adding a Walking Dead feature!!!! Alice Cooper 7Deadly Sins themed maze!!!!!AAAAAND, Bill & Ted are at it again!!!!! Fuck me, I'm going.....even if I have to sell a kidney!!!!!!
    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......
  • mama2tutnkcmama2tutnkc
    Posts: 1,039Member
    Lol if you're into black market body parts, I may know a Guy, who knows a Guy...
    feels like *home* to me
  • Marionettevie
    Posts: 2,255Member
    i want to go to the walking dead one! i would shit my pants but its ok!!
  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
    Posts: 3,254Member

    i want to go to the walking dead one! i would shit my pants but its ok!!


    I'll share my poise pads with you, I've been known to piddle myself a bit. .....screaming is hard on the ol' bladder!!!!!

    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......
  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
    Posts: 3,254Member

    Lol if you're into black market body parts, I may know a Guy, who knows a Guy...


    Is its Big Joey's cousin????? That guy is scary!!!! :D

    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......
  • mama2tutnkcmama2tutnkc
    Posts: 1,039Member
    You know Big Joey?!? Small world... ;)
    feels like *home* to me
  • Buggy_Boo
    Posts: 213Member
    The Walking Dead is filmed very close to where I live in GA. Random - but your post and screech made me think of it. :)

  • Marionettevie
    Posts: 2,255Member

    i want to go to the walking dead one! i would shit my pants but its ok!!


    I'll share my poise pads with you, I've been known to piddle myself a bit. .....screaming is hard on the ol' bladder!!!!!



    DEAL! lol we can pig out after because food always makes me feel better after haunted houses.
  • DontpooponthedogDontpooponthedog
    Posts: 240Member
    Anyone wanna come to Omaha to pick me up?  I so want to go to this. I'll even make some horribly fattening snacks for the occassion.
  • undercoverbanana
    Posts: 7,739Member
    You can have all the zombies you want. Ick. If there were zombies around here I would send them to you. Zombies freak me out.
    i'm nekkid.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,094Member
    DS loves zombie movies. Lol ok so he ha only seen one so far. Zombieland.
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • undercoverbanana
    Posts: 7,739Member
    My kids like zombies. Blech. They like to torment their unfortunate mother.
    i'm nekkid.
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,350Member
    I swear to god that my state is zombie ready... but cant deal with anything else.
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • TheHeadacheslayer
    Posts: 2,752Member
    Hey I'm about an hour from Universal--maybe we could have a Scary Mommy meetup--anyone? I can't go to HHN (I don't believe I can use my wheelchair) but it would be awesome to have a meetup before anyway--and very appropriate to wear your SCARY MOMMY shirts :)


  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
    Posts: 3,254Member

    Hey I'm about an hour from Universal--maybe we could have a Scary Mommy meetup--anyone? I can't go to HHN (I don't believe I can use my wheelchair) but it would be awesome to have a meetup before anyway--and very appropriate to wear your SCARY MOMMY shirts :)




    I saw plenty of wcs last time I went........don't let that slow ya down!!!!!
    But hell yeah we should meet up on city walk!!!!!!
    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......
  • DontpooponthedogDontpooponthedog
    Posts: 240Member
    I'll be with you guys in spirit. 
  • Marionettevie
    Posts: 2,255Member
    saving up money for it will be hell for me!
  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
    Posts: 3,254Member
    HELLTOTHEFUCKYEAAAAH!!!!!!!
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    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......
  • undercoverbanana
    Posts: 7,739Member
    (shudder) (tic under eye starts jumping)
    i'm nekkid.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    That would scare the SHIT outta me! Looks like a blast though.

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • DontpooponthedogDontpooponthedog
    Posts: 240Member
    Urg!!!  I'm getting so envious now.
  • TottyCake
    Posts: 937Member
    Ugh...zombies give me terrible nightmares. No nightmare till 24 after watching Zombieland. Love the movie. In my nightmare one got DS at the time 5. No thanks.
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
    Posts: 8,237Member
    count me out...I'm @undercoverbanana with this:  eeewwww!
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,094Member
    My ds 12 Loves Zombieland
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • CastleQueen
    Posts: 203Member
    That would be awesome!!!!
  • SaraSara
    Posts: 1,037Member
    I would love to go. Went to Halloween Haunt last year, had a blast.
    Think of your problems as challenges to overcome not obstacles to be avoided.
  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
    Posts: 3,254Member
    I'm buying tickets today!!!!!!!!! Milkdud has opted out, but my co-worker (we use to work together at the hospital) is beside herself to FINALLY have a sick fuck to go with!!!!!!! IMEXCITEDIMEXCITEDIMEXCITED!!!!!!!!
    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......