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  • anxiousmama27
    Posts: 840Member

    Think this has a chance of getting picked for the magazine?  Honest opinions?

    Can someone pass the duct tape please?  It may be the only way to keep my son's
    diapers on.      My 16 month old is becoming
    a regular streaker.      He pulls his diaper
    off at any opportunity.      We were having a
    pretty quiet morning and he had just had his morning bath.      I put a brand new diaper on him, but hadn't
    put his pants on yet.      I turned around to
    check something on the computer and when I turned back, not only had he pulled
    his diaper off, he was taking a poop on the floor.      As I started freaking out in my mind, I
    realized he had pooped right on a picture of my husband with John Cena(the
    popular WWE wrestler) that had fallen on the floor.      Well, John Cena, I guess, you can't see me,
    through that pile of poop.

  • CalliopemarieCalliopemarie
    Posts: 4,332Member
    lmfao
    i am insane!!! mwahahahaha
  • AnonUser27
    Posts: 1,742Guest
    Maybe, was the picture of you and John Cena or your husband and John Cena?
  • anxiousmama27
    Posts: 840Member
    my husband and john cena
  • anxiousmama27
    Posts: 840Member
    The joke is John Cena's catch phrase is "You Can't See Me,"
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,283Member
    Readers Digest is still around? I remember my mom having a subscription when I was a kid but I haven't seen that magazine in years!
  • anxiousmama27
    Posts: 840Member
    yep it is still going.
  • AnonUser27
    Posts: 1,742Guest
    Ok so just change the end where it says "you can't see me" to "you can't see him".
  • AnonUser27
    Posts: 1,742Guest
    Or change it to a picture of you and john Cena
  • anxiousmama27
    Posts: 840Member
    @masshysteria, I think you might be thinking a little too literally.  I phrased it that way because of his catch phrase.
  • AnonUser27
    Posts: 1,742Guest
    I'm just thinking if you have to explain who john Cena is, then people may not know his catch phrase.

    I'm not trying to be a bitch, I'm just saying if you don't know his catch phrase, well, you might not get it.
  • anxiousmama27
    Posts: 840Member
    I get what you mean and i didn't mean that in a snarky way.

  • Rosie08
    Posts: 494Member
    Yeah, explain who John Cena is, as well as his catch phrase. I had no idea who he is, but after you explained everything, it's funny.
  • anxiousmama27
    Posts: 840Member
    Thanks, ladies.  I already submitted it so it may be too late.  I did explain that he was a wrestler but there is a character limit, so I couldn't really explain the catchphrase.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,075Member
    If they know the wrestler they will know the catch phrase. I have no clue who he is but I don't watch wrestling. I thought it was funny anyway though. Lol
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • CalliopemarieCalliopemarie
    Posts: 4,332Member
    oh my gosh poor sexy John cena!!!!! post his pic so everyone can see the yumminess!
    i am insane!!! mwahahahaha
  • anxiousmama27
    Posts: 840Member
    @calliopemarie, here is your daily dose of cena.
    image
  • CalliopemarieCalliopemarie
    Posts: 4,332Member
    its not there!!!
    i am insane!!! mwahahahaha
  • anxiousmama27
    Posts: 840Member
    there is no picture?
  • CalliopemarieCalliopemarie
    Posts: 4,332Member
    it says remote linking forbidden
    i am insane!!! mwahahahaha
  • anxiousmama27
    Posts: 840Member
    image
  • CalliopemarieCalliopemarie
    Posts: 4,332Member
    yummy!!
    i am insane!!! mwahahahaha
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