LMFAO you HAVE got to READ this

http://www.amazon.com/Victorio-Kitchen-Products-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B001F5STWU/?ie=UTF8&ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt&showViewpoints=1

"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a
banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow
me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background
check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those
bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so
frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and
throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of
banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen
marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger
and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to
concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about
two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I
think I'll call it South Side Story."

And this gem:































Angle is wrong

I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown
in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my
bananas are bent the other way.