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what WON'T you serve......
  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
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    To end a hijacking.....
    What food WONT you fix or serve in your home????

    For me its bugs.....no, not those standards that come to mind, I'm talking about gross ass many legged creatures posing as food!!!!!
    Lobster = water caca-roach that crawls around on the bottom of the ocean, playing with whale poop!!!! Ooooh, yummy, let's cook one up then eat its ASS!!!! Even better, let's dig thru its carcass and find its "tamale" ( guts and poop shoot) and slurp it down!!!!!
    Crab= come on, it has EIGHTFUCKINLEGS!!!! Eight legs, people, eight legs!!!! That makes it a water spider!!!! I don't like spiders....no matter where they live.......BUT these ones crawl around on the bottom of the ocean (seems to be a trend) not only playing in whale poop, but EATING dead things!!!!!! Yummy yummy.....let's eat their feet!!!!
    Shrimp= How many fucking legs?????? Yeah, no thank you. Eyeballs on ends of feelers? Yeah, pass. Let's cook up this bug butt and eat it with pasta.....nofuckingthankyou!!!!
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  • beachmommybeachmommy
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    No seafood at all here.  Poor DH has to get that shit OUTSIDE the home.  My kitchen ain't gonna smell like crotch rot.
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  • mama2tutnkcmama2tutnkc
    Posts: 1,039Member
    I don't cook/eat ANYTHING with eyeballs
    still attached.. I don't like my food to stare back at me! NO THANK YOU!!
    feels like *home* to me
  • KiinuKiinu
    Posts: 1,160Member
    Seafood and peas... Just because you CAN eat something doesn't mean you should. There's nothing in peas that you can't get from another source. Who wants to eat something with a skin, that sticks to the roof of your mouth/throat... only to have the inside be.. mush, blech. I hate them, the kids hate them, DH LOVES them.. same with baked beans.. DH buys the little cans and eats them alone. The rest of us eat other veggies (Which DH won't touch)
  • Mommyliciousx4Mommyliciousx4
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    Lol @ SchweddyBalls I love your descriptions.
    I love seafood, not a huge fan of fish though.
    I'm usually willing to try anything atleast once, uuuusuallly.
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,382Member
    Ha! I guess I should join in since I started the hijacking.

    My kids love lobster but I refuse to cook or eat it. I will buy them at the store and have them steamed there. I'll heat up the butter but everything else is up to dh and the kids! They must eat it outside and clean up all the mess from it.

    I also will not cook any animal "parts" including but not limited to feet, snouts, ears, or organs!
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,788Member
    Lol! I lurrve me some prawn cocktail!!

    I won't serve rare steak. Or anything rare. Yuk! Its a raw dead animal! We learned how to cook for a reason. You want a blue steak? Not in my house you don't.
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  • LLB
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    Wait blue steak? @irishlass Wth is a blue steak? Ours are red inside.

    ^^Totally serious not being snarky.^^
  • CrashCrash
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    Blue steak is seared on the outside, bloody all the way through. Basically just waved over the grill.
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  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
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    Nothing with suction cups or tentacles. Forget it. DH is Portuguese and loves seafood. I think it's like chewing on a condom. He always tries to get me to try it, saying, "This is really well cooked, it's not rubbery at all." So I try it and it's condom city. Dude, it's seafood! Rubbery is its default setting. Gross!
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  • LLB
    Posts: 3,382Member
    Ah thanks @curious! I'm sitting here thinking wait cow blood is blue in Ireland? Wth? Lmao
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
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    Also, no raw fish or meat. I don't give a shit if sushi is supposed to be a delicacy or raw ground beef is delicious if properly prepared, it's RAW. Cook that shit! And don't serve me any fucking fish eggs, either. BARF!
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  • KiinuKiinu
    Posts: 1,160Member
    @Fatchickonabike OMFG!! I'm dying over here! :)) 'condom city'!!!
  • NorthernMommyNorthernMommy
    Posts: 347Member

    @LLB - blue rare is a steak that has been on the grill long enough to sear the outside, without warming the interior.

    I like my steaks rare to medium-rare, but it creeps out my Dad when they are still leaking blood onto the plate :)  And I'm a true East Coaster born and bred - and love me the lobster and the crab; I get about 2 feeds a year living in the north, and pay thru the teeth for it :)

    As to what I won't serve - ohhhh, liver - hate me the liver, and smelts....can't stand the smell/consistency, anything to do with smelts!

     

  • CrashCrash
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    Ok...@Northernmommy, you got me there...what are smelts?
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  • chaosmomchaosmom
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    No octopus, snails, raw meat, organs, alligator, frogs, nothing with eyes still attached, oysters or clams.

    Oh, and absofuckinglutely NO meatloaf. *gag*
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,854Member
    Fucking okra. With that slimy disgusting inside...may as well take a bite right out of a fucking insect.
    :-&
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  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
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    @fatchickonabike I'm riiiiight there with you!!!!! You want raw, go out for it!!!!!! When we go for sushi, jeffe has to deal with the looks on my face......
    And NO, don't think holding up that baby 'pus for me to look at before you pop it into your pie hole will get your dick sucked, again, EVER!!!! No amount of sake can erase the image of that tentacle you just slurped in like a noodle.....sick bastard!!!!
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  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
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    @SchweddyBalls, my family is from the Maritimes. There's nothing they love better than a good "lobster feed." Yep, let's perform a marine autopsy and then chew and crack and suck on all the innards! Yum!
    :-&
    And don't get me started about snot on the half shell...
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  • sunnymommasunnymomma
    Posts: 2,258Member
    Beef, veal, fish, deer, any game meat, lamb, lima beans and brussel sprouts only served in the summer so I can air out the house, sushi is for restaurant only, I think its easier to list what I will cook and eat! lol chickens pigs and turkeys. there.
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  • NorthernMommyNorthernMommy
    Posts: 347Member

    @curious   from wikipedia - they are a nasty little fish that stink to the high heavens, and they are normally pan-fried, which stinks of the whole house :(

    Smelts resemble salmon in appearance, but are smaller, usually reaching only around 20 centimetres (7.9 in),

    Smelts have been traditionally an important winter catch in the salt water mouths of rivers in New England and the Maritime Provinces of Canada. Fishermen would go to customary locations over the ice using horses and sleighs. Smelt taken out of the cold salt water were much preferred to those taken in warm water. The smelt did not command a high price on the market, but provided a useful supplemental income in times when wants were much less. The smelts were "flash frozen" simply by leaving them on the ice and then sold to fish buyers who came down the rivers on horse and sleigh. They were also a winter meal. They were gutted, heads and tails removed, rinsed in cold water then dipped in flour mixed with salt and pepper and fried in butter. Served with boiled potatoes and pickled beets, they were an addition to winter fare. They are still considered traditional Acadian fare

  • sunnymommasunnymomma
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    oooooooh I love lobster cookouts/clam bakes!!!! I cant cook the lobster though, I feel bad. But ill eat it right up!!!! 
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  • SammieSammie
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    No Sushi. No oysters. I'm not a seafood fan at all unless it's beer battered halibut or coconut prawns.

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  • pistolpackingmomma
    Posts: 1,068Member
    lmbo...i'll serve just about anything, but whether they eat it or not (or if i will eat it) is a whole other story....lol.  but, i have been banned from cooking certain things by the rest of my household.  lol.  it's bad when you fuck fish up so bad a cat won't eat it.  lol
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  • DreamerDreamer
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    Liver.  I will not eat the thing that cleans out your body and makes the poo... not to mention its smells like ass.

    And Im totalluy with ya @SchweddyBalls seafood = nastyass  and adds slimey snails to that list as it cross land and sea.

    Dandelions!  Why you ask would you anyways! Good Fucking Questions.  But my yiayia(greek for grandma) does. Supposedly they make a good salad, but you got to cook them first.  OMG the smell  :-&   Never going to fucking happen. Ever

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  • CrashCrash
    Posts: 8,526Member
    Thanks @Northernmommy, I guess I could have googled too, but I was more wondering about your personal experience with smelts. Lol. It's ok though. Small smelly fish. Good thing none of the kids eat fish in any form.
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  • OUCHOUCH
    Posts: 2,007Member
    LMAO@SchweddyBalls I was wondering how it turned that direction. I didn't mind though. 

    I will not cook or buy fish/seafood of pretty much any kind. It STINKS. I am ok with the few things I grew up with, tuna and fish sticks/fillets. Other than that the answer is no! My poor husband loves crab, shrimp etc. Recently, I have allowed and even cooked (outside on the grill) bacon wrapped shrimp. It's wrapped in BACON!, so I guess that makes it ok to me. 

    My husband also LOVES kimchee. I will buy it for him but he can not eat it when I am home or will be soon. 


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  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,847Administrator, Moderator
    I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
    Ok, I can't think of anything.

    Just a few things I won't buy or serve, Miracle Whip, Pork n Beans, English Peas, store-bought tea, chitlins...
    LOL

    We eat a LOT of things, but NONE of THAT ^...

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  • sunnymommasunnymomma
    Posts: 2,258Member
    whats a chitlin? @love

    I eat dandelion greens in a veggie ravioli i make but not the whole dandelion, @Dreamer
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  • LoveLove
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    @Sunnymomma Seriously? Eeeeeeew Nasty shit! (Literally lol) It is pork intestines!


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  • LoveLove
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    In the United States, chitterlings are a culinary tradition sometimes called "soul food" cooking. In vernacular terms, chitterlings are often pronounced as chit'lins.

    Chitterlings are carefully cleaned and rinsed several times before they are boiled or stewed for several hours. A common practice is to place a halved onion in the pot to mitigate what many regard as a pungent, very unpleasant odor that can be particularly strong when the chitterlings begin to cook. Chitterlings sometimes are battered and fried after the stewing process and commonly are served with cider vinegar and hot sauce as condiments.

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  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
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    As far as the vast and endless other food options......lima beans, yack!!!
    That's pretty much it for me.....however, I do fix fish......salmon and halibut mostly, cuz its extra yummy baked. We did make abalone once......jeffe did the killing (those fuckers were moving) the smashing and slicing. I batter fried it, but did not partake......I SAW those fuckers moving!!!!!
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  • sunnymommasunnymomma
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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwy!!! @love why would anyone eat that? who thought to eat that? sorry I asked!!! pass the bacon
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  • DemandaDemanda
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    Shrimp is fucking disgusting and I don't know how people eat it.  I won't serve any seafood that still resembles its original form.  Gimme a breaded filet and I'm okay.  I also won't buy or serve canned vegetables.  Blech.  
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  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
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    DEAR GAWD!!!!! I forgot about the buckets of assholes...oops, I mean chitlins @Love
    Yeah, not ever......I fail BIG time in the "culture cooking" for the skids.....watermelon, fried chicken, greens and purple drank is it for the nigglets!!!! You want assholes and pig feet??? Go find the sperm donor......he's got a big pot of back bones and butter beans stinking up his house right now!!!!!
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  • LoveLove
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    I don't know if it's just HERE or if all stores carry this, but you know, back there in the back of the grocery store, in the meat department, in the section dedicated just to the pork products (oh yeah, we got it like that!) you can buy JUST a pack of fat back.

    We love us some pork fat down heerah.

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  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
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    @shweddyballs I love you. Marry me? And then come to my family get togethers and share your insight on sea bugs. That'll shut them up.

    We don't cook seafood in our house because I seem to be allergic to ALL of it. DH loves sushi, so I'm fine with that. He either orders out or goes to Wegmans and gets it.

    I refuse to cook lamb or mushrooms. Lambs just murdered innocence in the oven, on the grill, in the pan....GWIM? And mushrooms...faeries piss on them. I'll pass. DH cooks both when I take the boys visiting to Nana's. But I can still smell the murdered innocence when I get home.

    I've eaten real bugs. As long as they're crunchy I'm ok with it. I'd prefer them to be smothered in chocolate or encased in sugar, but I'll try some BBQ flavored meal worms.

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  • Monkeynmoo
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    Liver... NO THANK YOU! And any sort of tongue, brains, intestines or any other inside body part for that matter... If its used to process the food you eat I AM NOT EATING IT!
  • undercoverbanana
    Posts: 7,904Member
    mole out of a jar. liver. no matter how you cook it, it's got that vile grainy texture.  cooked spinach, unless it is in a stuffing or a dip. cooked carrots unless it is in vegetable soup. cabeza de vaca. it's just greasy, fatty, and bland, and i can't eat anything that looks like it may be looking at me. i can't eat baby squid for the same reason. baby anything. i can't eat lamb, either, because it's a baby. tongue. because it just grosses me out......plus, it tastes like where it came from.
    i'm nekkid.
  • meandmy243meandmy243
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    Cooked cabbage in any form... slime to me its like eating a booger...
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  • SasafrasSasafras
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    Oysters! No fucking thank you, I Am not slurping down a big snot ball. :-&
    Snails... Again eww
    And shrimp and lobsters look like it would taste like a cooked brain, and have the same texture. Fucking eww I'll pass
  • mamaofboysmamaofboys
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    I will not cook any kind of seafood in my house. My motto is "I don't eat it - I won't cook it!" DH and both DS love seafood, and will occasionally splurge for lobster, but I make sure I'm going out that night so I don't have to smell it.
    No organs in this house either - ewww!
    I guess it doesn't help that I am a very picky eater. DH always buys pork & alligator for the nights that he has the boys by himself. No way in hell I'm cooking that!
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  • Katescrazymom
    Posts: 1,899Member

    Mine are smell and/or texture issues.  Mushrooms, liver, tongue, lamb/mutton, oysters, cabbage, brussel sprouts, lima beans.  I've never tried cooking squid, sardines, or any unusual fish or seafood. I can barely cook venison.

    I like lobster, crab and shrimp. hey're fairly sweet. Or maybe it's the butter they're usually drenched in! But I try not to think of what they look like. 

    I try not to think of my food as it was alive.  I hate it when dh cooks fish and leaves the skin and scales stuck to the pan.

     

  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
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    Omg... Why did I open this thread?
    I'm gonna :-&

    I'm not cooking or eating any of that shit...

    Omg... Here it comes again... :-&
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  • meandmy243meandmy243
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    Omg I love venison!!! Best stuff on the planet!!
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  • LLB
    Posts: 3,382Member
    The more posts this thread gets the more things I realize I would not cook!
  • Marionettevie
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    ooh god you all would HATE ME! almost all the stuff listed on here i eat... lolololol

    anyway i will NOT serve TUNA... i love it. baby loves it. dh is ALLERGIC... full on anaphylactic shock needs an epi pen immediately and transpoted to the er within 30 minutes allergic to it. :'(
    but i will try anything ONCE. i guess what i wouldnt ever eat is like BAT SOUP. lol wtf! or squirrel... yum rabies! lol or like those soups made from blood. ewwwwwww but anything else i will eat lol!

    if you ever want to try goat eyes, or goat brain tacos i suggest you eat the eyes if you like the taste of goat cheese, and brains if you like liver. i will eat the eyes again. but the brain YUCK!!!!! never ever ever! but at the time i had a nice sangria washing it down so i was good lol
  • irishlassirishlass
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    Oh yeah, no canned veg or powdered potatoes for me! Oh and no tinned fruit that is in syrup.
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  • Mandarin
    Posts: 111Member
    DH and DS will eat anything. ANYTHING! It's really disgusting. I don't do any seafood, but will happily prepare it for them. But ds3 cried the other day because I would not buy him a whole fish at the market and let him eat the eyeballs. I think I need to draw the line somewhere.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
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    First @chaosmom What is wrong with Meatloaf !!!! He is a very nice man ! =)) sorry I like meatloaf. Ok I love it !!
    I won't cook chitlins or brains !
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  • serenitynowserenitynow
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    no instant mashed potatoes, no frozen vegetables (unless they are in a casserole that i make only like 4 times a year), no bbq ribs (i like them but i burnt them once and the smell traumatized me from ever cooking them again at home)

    we all like seafood, but shrimp and fish is the extent of my cooking. if we want crab or lobster or anything else, we go to red lobster.

    and alot of the nasty stuff that was mentioned like brains and rabbits we wouldn't ever even want to eat so it's not even an option here.....but i do cook menudo (a soup that uses tripe which is basically like cow intestines so it's like chitlins), i have made cow tongue and cheeks which we like and i've used turkey neck bones and pigs feet in some things as well.