OMG....little boys!

456Imamom

So I know that little boys start playing with their penis pretty young, and I wasn't surprised when DS started playing with his at bath time or while changing his diaper. We told him (at 18 months) that only he could play with it, and only in the bathroom or his bedroom. Now he's not quite 2.

Well, tonight I was sitting in his room signing him a song after tucking him into bed. And the little stinker kicked off his blankets, and shoved his hand in his diaper. He played with himself during the entire lullaby. I didn't know where too look!!!!

:-\"

MorganD

It's a boy thing...I have 3. I told mine that it was rude to play with it in front of other people.lol

LLB

Lmao! We too told ds almost 6 he is only allowed to play with himself in his bedroom or the bathroom. I walked in the bathroom while he was in the tub a couple weeks ago not thinking and caught him fully erect playing with himself. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or him! I didn't say a word and just walked right back out.

456Imamom

@LLB LOL!! BTW, do you know if your next is a boy or girl?

LLB

@456Imamom we are expecting a little girl :-)

AnonUser33

Been there. LOL.

456Imamom

Awe :x

I'm due with a little boy a week or so before you.:)

BellaBefana

that's too funny, but just so you know, little girls do it too! :-S

GalFriday

I kind of lucked out so far! Boy , almost 3, has never really shown an abundance of interest in "pete". He used to look down and say "Morning Pete" to it every day but he has outgrown that. He does wash himself with a baby wipe when changing him and occasionally tugs or pulls a bit when naked. Thats about it. I have actually wondered if his lack of interest in it was normal or not as I know most children go thru that tocuhy feely stage and he really has not.

Zidasha

Ds7 and Ds3 put their hands down their pants. Ds7 doesn't do it so much anymore, but Ds3, it's a constant battle to get him to stop. It seems every time I look at him his hands are down his pants. I tell both boys that they should only do that in the privacy of their room with no one around. Ds3 doesn't get it yet.

@bellabefana, are you serious! I was hoping to not have to worry about that with Dd when she get's older.

Zidasha

@galfriday, you're lucky! LOL!! Ds3 is forever sticking his hands down his pants, front AND back and when he's relaxing he likes to play with his nipples.(He's done the nipple thing since he was just over a year old.)

meandmy243 · mom of wild children going to the chapel 7/5/2014

I swear I say get your hand outta your pants 10x a day... I've even had to say to df but I couldn't see the TV over his hand in bed. I think its a leash...?

Kiinu

Omg @Zidasha!! My DS does the nipple thing too!! He's been doing it since he was about a year, I'll look over and he'll be drinking his cup and his other hand is in his collar rubbing his nipple. I've chalked it up to being weird, I've never seen another little kid do that.

As for his penis, he's more entertained wit his butt... he thinks it's hysterical to touch it and then go "EWWW!!! POOP! MUMMA!!! POOOOOOP!" There's never any poop though, he thinks his butt automatically equals poo.

Vegantastic

Lol As I'm sitting here typing, DS3 is eating his breakfast with one hand, with his other hand on his peepee. I swear I say "Logan- hands off your peepee!" 30x a day. We've also told him only at bedtime, but it's like a freaking magnet or something!

And potty training was a real treat... Standing there holding it all of the time "Oh no mummy! My peepeee's too big. I have to wait again!" lol

LA_PygmyHerder

Yeah, little boys do grab that thing like there's a weiner theif on the loose. Xh told ds9 when he was 2 that it had a shelf life and was going to break off. First time the kid got a toddler erection he absolutely FREAKED! "Mommy I broke it!! I broke my winkie!!!" omg, I was 7 months pregnant and almost went into labor trying not to laugh at the poor kid.

BellaBefana

@Zidasa: oh yeah.

stinkersmommy

Gotta love them!! My son is sooo guilty I am just glad that now at almost 5 he has finally figured out bathroom and bedroom only!!!!!!

beachmommy

My DS is 8mo and discovered his penis about 2 weeks ago or so. He gets access to it only at bath and diaper changes... and I pretty much ignore it for the most part, but I have to be careful bc he will point it right at me and pee and laugh.

Grits

@Zidasha, oh yes! I have two girls, and DD4 will play with herself and not even realize she's doing it.

I think it's something all kids do, but having DS 7 months has confirmed that men are in fact born with the gene to grab their packages. It's Jack's favorite toy...

456Imamom

I have to agree, DS's penis is BY FAR his favourite toy.

On a side note, tonight while sitting on the potty, he was playing with it when he FINALLY peed in the toilet (sort of). DH was the one who was in front of him and nearly got hit! LOL!

rorysmom1

Oh my gosh! Maybe it will phase out.. if it doesnt he is gonna be a al bundy for sureeee

SuperMomx3

these are too funny here's mine. My 2 yr old DS puts his hands on top of his head and wiggles his "noodle" and sings sexy and I know it. And by the way that's him copying his 10 and 11 yr old brothers. They never out grow playing with it, lol

jb4263

This is too funny. My little guy (3 1/2) plays with his sometimes. One day while he was in the bath he said look mommy its a worm. lol

bg1234

oh boy this is what i have to look forward to? LOL awsome!

bg1234

im scared lol

mommaOf2RottenBoys

My bOys aren't that bad, we told our 5 year old that only in bathroom and bedroom when he is by himself. Our 2 year old doesn't mess with it too much. My 3 year old neice has to be told constantly to leave her butt alone.

gardening_bear

Ds humps or rocks whatever, at night time. But doesn't really play with it much, he does know the word penis, but doesn't say it alot.

babablacksheep

DS5 is still obsessed with his wanker!!! I don't think they ever outgrow it!!! He wakes up every morning with no pants or undies on even though he was put to bed with them on! He takes them off in the middle of the night!

Dragonbabyx3

OMG I had to crack up when I read this! DS is almost 5 and is CONSTANTLY playing with it. and how embarrassing is it when your sons teacher calls asking if he is irritated "down there" because he is always playing with it! *sigh*

Insane_Mombrain

As far as the "rules" go, I've had to add "You can only play with your own peepee, not your brother's." for my twins.

BriMo

LOL @ the above. Gotta love having boys. Thankfully that stage only lasted a couple weeks with my son, I kept telling my fiance he's growing up to be just like his daddy.

theprincessmommy

neither of my boys have shown much interest in there boy parts. Granted I don't really deal with DS10's bits anymore thats daddy jurisdiction but when they were little they might touch but never play. My younger is very matter of fact about it. "mommy my penis stings, can you help me clean it" nothing more than that. Sounds like my kids are the weirdos though.