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Poptarts!
  • hippiekinshippiekins
    Posts: 1,096Member
    Yay? Nay? What's your flavor? I like old school plain strawberry with the frosted sprinkle shit on it.
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,548Member
    Plain Strawberry.  And I try not to cringe about the intake of chemicals with each bite lol
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  • PenguinsMommaPenguinsMomma
    Posts: 1,248Member
    Love those, and the smores, the ice cream sundae ones are good, so are the fudge ones and the cookie dough ones.  Awe damn...Imma have to go buy a crapload of pop tarts tomorrow... 
  • justkeepswimmingjustkeepswimming
    Posts: 780Member

    original fruit with frosting and the brown sugar cinnamon ones

     

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  • hippiekinshippiekins
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    @carolunea Haha! Sorry. There are a lot of good ones. @French_mom I know! But so good Haha.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,030Member
    Smores !! And the blueberry muffin ones are good too!!
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  • hippiekinshippiekins
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    @momofdbb blueberry muffin! What?! I did not even know they existed.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
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    Lol Blueberry Muffin ! I swear it tastes like muffin mix in the middle.
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
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  • justkeepswimmingjustkeepswimming
    Posts: 780Member
    Think I'll go get some right now as a matter of fact
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  • hippiekinshippiekins
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    @momofdbb where have they been all my life?!?! I feel like I'm missing out on other awesome flavors too now.
  • hippiekinshippiekins
    Posts: 1,096Member
    Do you ladies toast them, warm them or eat them straight out of the pack?
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,308Member
    Berrylicious (I think that's the name), cookie dough, blueberry muffin and brown sugar cinnamon.
  • hippiekinshippiekins
    Posts: 1,096Member
    I do all of them and although I prefer them toasted I rarely have time and usually eat them out of the package. I just had some toasted for the first time in forever and it was so good.
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,308Member
    Oh and they must be toasted! Dh puts them in the microwave! Blech!
  • WickedBitchoftheEastWickedBitchoftheEast
    Posts: 923Member
    I like the blueberry ones.

    nessarose said:

    Do you ladies toast them, warm them or eat them straight out of the pack?



    Depends on the time of day. If I have them before noon, toasted. Afternoon, out of pack. Night, microwave. I have no clue why either. LOL
  • justkeepswimmingjustkeepswimming
    Posts: 780Member
    EEEWWWWW microwave? They're called TOASTER pasteries for a reason!
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  • Marley25Marley25
    Posts: 54Member
    I live in Ontario and when we go to the states we always try to get cool pop tart flavours and we once found chocolate mint....once. They were awesome!!! We never saw them again. Sadface.
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,308Member
    So... How do you eat your poptarts? Do you just bite all willy nilly? Or is there a system to it.

    I always eat around the edges first then eat the middle last.
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,308Member
    justkeepswimming said:

    EEEWWWWW microwave? They're called TOASTER pasteries for a reason!



    Right? I've tried them in the microwave. They just taste gross!

  • hippiekinshippiekins
    Posts: 1,096Member
    @llb I don't bite it, I break off one piece at a time ever so carefully lol. Never bite it!
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
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    @nessarose the blueberry muffin ones are fairly new only out in the last two years or so.
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
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  • squishsquish
    Posts: 730Member
    Toasted- strawberry no frosting

    Cold- s'mores or cookie dough
  • hippiekinshippiekins
    Posts: 1,096Member
    I've never tried one in the microwave but I absolutely hate pizza in the microwave. Now that's a no no.
  • hippiekinshippiekins
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    @momofdbb I will have to track them down and get back to you. They sound so good.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
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    Lol sounds like a plan! I get them at walmart !
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • hippiekinshippiekins
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    @momofdbb I'm going to Walmart Thursday and I'm going to look.
  • goodmommygoodmommy
    Posts: 1,564Member
    I like the chocolate ones.....microwaved and dipped in milk. I try to eat them very rarely though.
    "Allons-y"
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
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    I like brown sugar and cinnamon unfrosted. I toast them and then put butter on top. Yum!!
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

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  • Lakegirl34
    Posts: 1,742Member
    I like s'more, cookie dough and hot fudge sundae flavored: definitely toasted, and no system for eating
  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,580Member
    You guys are assholes. Now I'm going to make dh go get me some pop tarts.
  • serenitynowserenitynow
    Posts: 2,174Member
    I lke
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,292Member
    Only brown sugar and cinnamon. Toasted. Eat the edges first. 

    I know they are not as good as the goodies I can make, but dammit, every once and awhile, I crave them. 

    @purpleflowers - perfect!
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  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,478Member
    Yuck. They're so gross. Although these cinnamon ones you speak of intrigue me...maybe not available in Canada. My son loves them, I'll only buy them if they're on sale though, and even then, only if he's with me and notices. He likes the strawberry frosted ones best.
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  • CastleQueen
    Posts: 220Member
    Broken apart, and pretty much any flavor. I can't stay away from the pop tarts. Except the smores, for some reason, and the new hot chocolate marshmallow- stale tasting.
  • OxiMOMOxiMOM
    Posts: 3,037Member
    I like the s'mores most then strawberry then blueberry. Hate the cinnomon ones they are on sale where I used to work but two boxes get the 3rd free. But they are all shrink wrapped together one box of variety 2 of cinnomon blahhh
  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    nessarose said:

    I like old school plain strawberry with the frosted sprinkle shit on it.



    BAHAHAHAHA! Me too and I like your description better than what I would have said. 

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  • cheesehead4ever
    Posts: 672Member
    PurpleFlowers said:

    I like brown sugar and cinnamon unfrosted. I toast them and then put butter on top. Yum!!


    Where do you find those? I've only seen the ones with frosting. I don't like pop tarts with frosting. The only ones I have truly liked were the apple cinnamon ones with just cinnamon sprinkled on top. They got rid of them and changed them to streusel ones with frosting. I've tried picking all of the frosting off but it doesn't work well.
  • maycausedizziness
    Posts: 193Member
    I've never had one!!!
  • sidsmommy3sidsmommy3
    Posts: 2,201Member
    Frosted strawberry
    Mary :-)

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  • PenguinsMommaPenguinsMomma
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    LLB said:

    So... How do you eat your poptarts? Do you just bite all willy nilly? Or is there a system to it.

    I always eat around the edges first then eat the middle last.





    That is how I eat them!!!!!!!!

  • sidsmommy3sidsmommy3
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    LMAO  - Edges first!!
    Mary :-)

    Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,813Member
    strawberry with sprinkles, in toaster with butter on back. edges are my favorite. 

  • hippiekinshippiekins
    Posts: 1,096Member
    @sidsmommy3 you have good taste :) @mommamobonz Omg you have to at least try one! They're sweet and not for everyone... And they're really not good for you but I think they are so good every now and again.
  • sidsmommy3sidsmommy3
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    Now I want a damned Pop Tart.  Hmmmm - off to the kitchen I go! ;)
    Mary :-)

    Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
  • clawdiaclawdia
    Posts: 44Member
    Blueberry. There's blueberry, right? :)
  • hippiekinshippiekins
    Posts: 1,096Member
    @clawdia Yup, there is a blueberry. I think actually both plain and frosted. Good one!
  • sidsmommy3sidsmommy3
    Posts: 2,201Member
    image
    some edges may have disappeared before I took this picture.  
    Mary :-)

    Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
  • Mommyliciousx4Mommyliciousx4
    Posts: 1,770Member
    Frosted Strawberry.
    I love love loved the french toast ones when theymade those.

    Out of the pkg or toasted w lots of milk or a cup of coffee.
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    There was one that was out when I was a kid...chocolate inside with a graham cracker crust. No frosting. Soooo yummy!

    Now, I like the newer flavors. They have a new one out right now that's sugar cookie flavored. Yum!!
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  • RedHeadMamaNCRedHeadMamaNC
    Posts: 165Member
    Fudge flavored with peanut butter slathered on. Scrumdillyumptious!
  • hippiekinshippiekins
    Posts: 1,096Member
    @redheadmamanc I didn't know they had fudge flavor either! Do you toast it?
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