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The Accountability Board
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    You know those times when someones coming over and you can clean your whole house and it hardly takes any time? 
    Or when you tell someone you are going to do something then you feel compelled to do it even though you don't want to?
    Well if you need a lil kick in the ass to get something done post it here. Im gonna start. Then you can all call me on it if it doesn't get done. 

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  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    A am going to clean my room...NOW.
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  • eappleeapple
    Posts: 1,375Member
    Ugh, way to kick me in the ass. I've been procrastinating on dishes all morning. If you see my ass on sm make sure my damn dishes are done! And if that room isn't spotless I'm spanking that ass... Nm you'd like that. If that room isn't spotless I'm NOT spanking that ass!
    And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. ~Nietzsche
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    @eapple way to motivate me! Start driving! You're about 14 hrs + away and Iv  already started cleaning. Now go do your dishes woman!
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  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,580Member
    I folded all the laundry and did one load of dishes but it hurts my back to stand at the sink. I really should take a nap now. Yawn. Someone want to make sure I do? ;;)
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    Im almost done this room except for vacuming! @missmama5 you go nap mama! Hurry! Dont' make me skype you and stare at you till i see reg breathing and hear snores!
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  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,580Member
    Hahaha alright alright, here I go, zzzzzz.
  • eappleeapple
    Posts: 1,375Member
    @missmama5 look at your beautiful bump! go rest that baby!

    @mommydelirious dishes done, load in washer, kids fed lunch! thanks for the kick in the ass!! how's the vacuuming coming?
    And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. ~Nietzsche
  • pistolpackinmommapistolpackinmomma
    Posts: 1,072Member
    i have got 4 loads of CLEAN laundry that needs to be sorted/folded/hung/put away....please make me get off here and get it done!  LOL
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  • tothemoonandbacktothemoonandback
    Posts: 2,129Member
    Fine, I'll go throw a load of laundry in.  Folding/putting away is a WHOLE other level of procrastination though.
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
  • AKimiBAKimiB
    Posts: 1,820Member
    Someone please bitch at me if I don't clean my house by tomorrow night! I've been flu-y and whatnot, but it's not really an excuse.
    ... Please?
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  • screamnbrainscreamnbrain
    Posts: 51Member
    U "guys" r cute :) !
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    Ok @eapple I'm about to plug in the vac I promise!
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  • BunnyBunny
    Posts: 430Member
    I had plans today of cleaning my living room and shampooing the carpets and maybe mopping the kitchen floor. THEN, someone showed me this place and I have been on here since about oh... 6am?? LOL. Still haven't cleaned my living room or anything. Maybe if my internet goes out I'll eventually get up and do something. 
    Crazy? I was crazy once...they locked me in a room with no windows. That drove me nuts. Nuts! Squirrels eat nuts. They drive me crazy. Crazy! I was crazy once..
  • eappleeapple
    Posts: 1,375Member
    @pistolpackinmomma and @tothemoonandback I can't help with the folding and putting away dept... You should see my laundry room :s

    @akimib I've had a cold that has been making me feel exhausted and even dizzy at times. Being sick is def an excuse! But get yer butt in gear, it's go time now.
    And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. ~Nietzsche
  • Katescrazymom
    Posts: 1,848Member
    If I'm on here after 5:00, someone make sure I've tidied up these toys!  I skipped it yesterday, and have a lot to do.  I'll pick away at it later, but I'm not doing it until the other kids go home.
  • pistolpackinmommapistolpackinmomma
    Posts: 1,072Member
    can i use the sick excuse? one sick kid and i am sick and i had a seizure yesterday...

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  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,282Member
    I have to mail cards for Brady Holder (see http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/442238#Comment_442238 ). Today or tomorrow. 
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  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,282Member
    @SashaM - too many goals at once, dear. Pick one thing and meet me back here in an hour. lol

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  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    @gingersnap I work better with one goal too. My room is actually cleaned! Woohoo!
    ...small break and a drink of water and Ill tackle the lunch dishes/kitchen.

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  • BunnyBunny
    Posts: 430Member
    I wasn't even supposed to be home today, I was supposed to be up with my mom at surgery until I remembered my son has half days all week so my day was replaced with cleaning. I picked up the papers in the living room and the toys. Coffee break! 
    Crazy? I was crazy once...they locked me in a room with no windows. That drove me nuts. Nuts! Squirrels eat nuts. They drive me crazy. Crazy! I was crazy once..
  • AnonUser34
    Posts: 1,825Guest
    My ear is infected and I'm not feeling to good, so I'm gonna take a nap now.. If you see me on line, taco kick me!
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,282Member
    Okay. Big project now. Muslin form for DH's Jedi tunic. Be back in 50 minutes. 
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  • SassySassy
    Posts: 2,394Member
    I need to vaccuum. I have put it off for a week, but I just bathed the dogs....
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,282Member
    Sewing sleeves on. 
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  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,282Member
    @mommydelirious - dishes done?
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  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,580Member
    @eapple :) thank you, I blush I blush. I totally napped. I could have stretched that nap right through until tomorrow morning though I tell you.
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    @gingersnap Kitchen is cleaned yep! Just need to finish laundry for the day. For.the.day. Cause that shits never done. Nudist family in the future perhaps?
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  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,965Administrator, Moderator
    What a fabulous idea! 
    LOL
    My Honey-Do list grows faster than I can tick things off it!

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  • eappleeapple
    Posts: 1,375Member
    @katescrazymom you picking up those toys?
    And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. ~Nietzsche
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,282Member
    Muslin form of shirt done.
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  • MorganD
    Posts: 3,456Member
    I am going to quit slacking and do my f***ing homework.
  • Katescrazymom
    Posts: 1,848Member

    Toys all picked up so roomba can do it's thing tonight and I can steam mop in the morning.

    The kids are fed, but I can't fold laundry or clean my room until they are asleep, or at least ds is.  I think I'll fold laundry after their bedtime, and do my room tomorrow. 

    Thanks for following up @eapple!  I really do need a kick in the arse to clean.  I hate how it never stays done.

  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    I got so much done today! Now to clean up supper! Thanks ladies!
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  • sunnymommasunnymomma
    Posts: 2,263Member
    argh well If I say I need to get up and go do the dishes how am I gonna know if anyone is holding me accountable if I dont stay right here and refresh the page every minute??? ;) oh god I know now where DD gets it from! 
    “There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”
    ― John Lennon
  • KellynnKellynn
    Posts: 1,962Member
    I'm on charge of planning the parties for Z's classroom. The Halloween one is next week, and I am so far behind in everything. I haven't purchased one thing, and have so many phone calls to make/return. I keep saying I'll do it tomorrow......
  • Marionettevie
    Posts: 2,215Member
    so i was gonna post on this but i had made plans with my mother, and she told me "if i can get everything done i will come over". if she came over i couldnt get anything done myself. so i decided not to just in case because i didnt want a virtual ass kicking for not getting anything done. but you still motivated me to get the closet in better order and the babies room cleaned up! THANK YOU!
  • JustAConfusedMamaJustAConfusedMama
    Posts: 2,592Member
    I need to work on writing the bills I have due out for my husband, because we've made an agreement to budget together and we have been handlng things seperately but we need to work on communicating better and working together.  so i need to get off scary mommy to do it.
  • BunnyBunny
    Posts: 430Member
    I should be cooking dinner but instead i'm sitting here watching Pretty Little Liars..... Hooked on this damn show and its a new episode!
    Crazy? I was crazy once...they locked me in a room with no windows. That drove me nuts. Nuts! Squirrels eat nuts. They drive me crazy. Crazy! I was crazy once..
  • ChristyJChristyJ
    Posts: 882Member

    Fuck this shit, I do not have one evening free this week.  I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING ELSE!

    Imperfect and proud of it.
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    I will work out, at least a bit, at some point today. 
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  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,580Member
    Ha I was just looking for this thread. Apparently I'm blind.
    @mommydelirious a little Birdie told me you're missing your "get up and go". So I will lend you some of mine since it's useless to me on bed rest.
    Treasure it.
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    @missmama5 Can I just lay in bed and cuddle it for a while? :P
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  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,580Member
    @mommydelirious you have 10 minutes. And then it's go time, Missy. You WILL feel better after you move your butt. I know I used to!
  • carriejocarriejo
    Posts: 64Member
    Really need to get my dressing room cleaned up. It's our hiding place. 4+ loads of clean laundry, pile for goodwill/yardsale, misc sewing stuff all over my sewing table. And the socks. None of us has socks in our dresser drawers b/c they are all (clean) in 2 laundry baskets. I hate socks. I just can't seem to find the energy to get it done. It's just easier to close the door. :)
  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,477Member
    I guess I should get out of bed...
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,580Member
    @mommydelirious I hope you're doing what you're supposed to be! Lol
  • PenguinsMommaPenguinsMomma
    Posts: 1,212Member
    I should be folding the laundry i did yeasterday and cleaning up my room...i hate chores
  • Katescrazymom
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Okay, once the little boys wake up, I need to fold MORE laundry, and clean my room before we go to the school.  Right now I'm here, and dd is snuggling with me watching Thumbalina. 
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    @missmama5 Not yet, the workout thing is sorta a "today goal". as long as i get it in sometime. I do have to tidy up though.

    Hows everyone else doing? @katescrazymom @carolunea @carriejo 

    @demanda are you out of bed? Get your ass in gear! The day is fading fasszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,477Member
    Yeah I'm on the bus and headed to school... Have to transfer downtown, wondering if I should stop at Starby's
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
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