DO shave your pits.
DONT eat mexican food before you go to bed with the guy.
DO shave what you want to shave, but moisturize like hell so you don't itch.
DONT talk about your ex.
DO wear waterproof, smudgeproof eyemakeup so you don't look like a racoon in the morning.
celery, pineapple and apples will make your body sweeter.......
DO avoid sodas, so you are not bloated and belchy and gassy.
DONT make too much of a fuss over the guy, and spoil him more than he spoils you.
unforgiven said:Relax and don't fart.
Relax and don't fart.
Be prepared... He may have the littlest dick in the world. I had one of these romances once and the bad sex and tiny dick was a deal braker. Ohhh, the disappointment. He was a great sexter and phone sex guy but.... omg he was so bad in bed, to this day, 10yrs later... I still cringe!
angrymama said:BTW ladies, she mentioned Tom Brady... I am thinking our secret SM is from Massachusetts.
BTW ladies, she mentioned Tom Brady... I am thinking our secret SM is from Massachusetts.
A coconut oil cautionary tale for the OC, in anticipation of her bedroom guest: Came home on NYE and wanted some action. Was a little sloppy with my application. (ahem.) The next day, I was doing laundry and changed all the sheets. When I went to make the bed again, I realized that, Oh Yeah! Oil doesn't just *wash out* of cotton! Yeah, I left PERFECT HAND PRINT STAINS on the sheets where I had been straddling DH.
Lessons learned: used crappier sheets or patterned sheets or go to a motel or just work the oil in a little more instead of being a drunken hussy, lol.