263982: Friends were over so we ordered Pirates of the Carribean for the kids to watch so we could chat over a glass of wine. Looked up and 3 lady pirates were topless making out. Turns out we had ordered the soft porn version.
OMG!! that is sooo funny! i would have loooovvvveeedd to have been there!
WickedBitchoftheEast said:264097: Once DD2 had been constipated for a week, took her nekkee-noonoo in the above ground pool at grammas house, that relaxed her. She climbed up the ladder having to poop, I was behind her, caught huge log in my bare hands.That's one way to catch sh*t...literally! =))
lostinthewind said:#263805 please share withus all when ya figure out how to caffeinate water!!!!!
#263805 please share withus all when ya figure out how to caffeinate water!!!!!