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  • ErispagettiErispagetti
    Posts: 65Member
    I have two girls. My oldest is 3. I had to come up with things so she could best understand so I help her. Some she came up with. We use them all time. my dd ask the dr if he see the frog in her throat cause she coughing alot. Everyone thinks we are crazy especially my hubby.

    A cough- a frog in the throat
    Dirty ears- monsters in the ears
    tangle hair- spiders in the hair
    big hug- squeeze you like cockroach

    Tell me I'm not the only one or any to add
  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,796Member
    My mom used to say cookie monster made crumbs in my ears! That's why they were dirty.

  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,796Member
    Oh and worms under your fingernails... if you don't clean under there worms will grow!!!

  • ErispagettiErispagetti
    Posts: 65Member
    momsaidno said:

    Oh and worms under your fingernails... if you don't clean under there worms will grow!!!

    I am going have to use this one
  • LilbitLilbit
    Posts: 1,887Member
    My pediatrician use to tell me a family of bears lived in my ears and he would look in there to say hello to them and make sure they were ok
  • deviantqueendeviantqueen
    Posts: 337Member
    To get my kids to brush their teeth I tell them we don't want the sugar bugs making homes in their teeth so we have to brush them away and down the drain.
  • deviantqueendeviantqueen
    Posts: 337Member
    Idk why it posted twice.
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 9,474Member
    My doctor said there was a zoo in our ears... lol with my kids we have sugar bugs for teeth brushing, for hair washing we have them scrub their heads till the bubbles fall off.. andvwe clip their hooves for fingernails but now thats gone into claws for ds..
    let them eat cake! because id rather have pie!!!
  • undercoverbanana
    Posts: 12,609Member
    my dd will still occassionally call her elbows her "belbows".
    i'm nekkid.
  • mommaOf2RottenBoysmommaOf2RottenBoys
    Posts: 216Member
    My boys grow potatoes on their ears
    Life's like an hourglass glued to the table.........
  • BeerWenchBeerWench
    Posts: 2,819Member
    Alli has Gookies in her ears
    :¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
  • Ladybug84
    Posts: 454Member
    I say gookies for cleaning the ears too! And when I'm helping my 4 year old wash in the tub I call his armpits "pitsy poos". I have no clue how or when it started, but it stuck! For a hug I say "snuggle buggle" lol, I probably have more too, but it's become normal speak in my house so I never really thought about it. It's cute to see what everyone else has come up with :)
  • BettyboBettybo
    Posts: 588Member
    I call my neice and nepew (connor and lily) conker and lilypad.

    we call squirrels squidgers...
    I miss them looooads. xx
    Harry Ray - 10th June 2013 <3<br />
    We all got old at breakneck speed, slow it down - go easy on me...