DO NOT pee in the litter box!!!!
No you may NOT poop on the rocks, get in here this red hot minute and poop in the toilet like civilized people!
Yeahhh...you can pee on the rocks.
mamaofboys said:Please don't let the dog lick your butt!Really? I actually had to say that? What is it with boys??
Please don't let the dog lick your butt!Really? I actually had to say that? What is it with boys??
dolphinlover26 said:"mommy loves you, but you can't climb back in so get your head out of there."
"mommy loves you, but you can't climb back in so get your head out of there."
MotherOfGizmo said:"Stop licking your brother!"
"Stop licking your brother!"
Sniff.Sniff.Sniff.Sniff.Sniff.Sniff.Sniff.Sniff."For the love of God, would you blow your nose? Blow! Blow! Blow like you mean it! Blow like you're trying to shoot your brains out your nostril!"
my two fav's both for the same ds
"we don't kiss doggies butts"
"noooooh, don't lick that it's not ice cream...it's seagull poop!"
and of course: "blow your nose" and "use your fork" repeated about 2 frickin million times!
"Don't pee in the dog's water bowl" - when DS was 2
"How did you get your leg stuck in a basketball hoop?" - when DS was 7
"Stop throwing oranges at the house" - this summer, he's 13 now
WickedDunkieJunkie said:"Stroke my fish"
"Stroke my fish"