I so love this confession! I totally agree and I would add that you are required to go showerless for undetermined amounts of time, make public appearances with bodily fluids and/or food stuck to your clothing, and spend and hour at random intervals throughout the day listening to goats bleating incessantly. I think the boot camp idea would do some serious prevention of unplanned pregnancies, don't you?? What would you add to the boot camp itinerary?
lol at goats bleating incessantly.
And you have to lug an increasingly heavy weight around that intermittantly leaks foul smelling stuff right before or just after you leave the house.
Baby swing music on repeat... forever! because even when its stopped playing you still hear it.. a small patch of baby vomit somewhere on your shirt at all times.. wet patches on your matress if your lucky enough to get to lay on it at all.. pegs placed on your nipples every 2 hours for 30 minutes.. never ever being allowed to finish a meal/drink/anything and it must not be eaten until it has gone cold.. and of course on top of that they must be given a man that always wants/needs something every chance they get to sit down and when they need to use the bathroom they must be made wait 10 minutes minimum
kmetz44 said:ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS Have a stranger or your mother (which ever is worse) standing next to you at all times telling you youre doing it wrongIt being everything of course
ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS Have a stranger or your mother (which ever is worse) standing next to you at all times telling you youre doing it wrong
These are all great! My daughter just had her baby and when they put the little nugget under her gown for bonding time my sweet grandbaby pooped all over her. I love karma.
Another would be to grease a piglet and make them catch, bathe, diaper and put an over the head onsie on it.
doubletroubleplus1 said:And for anyone in the bootcamp who makes light of the situation or thinks parenting is a cake walk, I suggest strapping them in a chair a la "A Clockwork Orange," forcing them to watch a minimum of 5 hours of Calliou, Barney, or any other abominable kid's show.