horsehotti said:you do that and it makes me want to put you in a time out in a different room!
you do that and it makes me want to put you in a time out in a different room!
undercoverbanana said:so is someone pulling down their pants and waggling at you SMAKSMAKSMAK.........but thank god, we passed that phase.
so is someone pulling down their pants and waggling at you SMAKSMAKSMAK.........but thank god, we passed that phase.
so now that we've scared all the men, lets list what DOES make us want to have sex. lots of it.
early, LIGHT dinner....that does not have refried beans......helps with the dishes........and just laying together, hugging, AFTER dinner has settled a little bit.
@vegantastic I don't know if I am amused or horrified that that is apparently a common thing.
go to a used bookstore and get him a book about FOREPLAY.
pretty sure "giggidy giggidy" and SMAKSMAKSMAK are not in there. with good reason.
higher primates such as gorillas, oranutans, possibly bonobo chimps might like
Smaksmaksmak...........................DO I LOOK LIKE AFUCKING APE TO YOU, DUDE???????
maybe you should tape him on your phone. honey, I love you very much. that is NOT sexy.
omg I became unhinged and dh had a near death experience doing that shit to me.
I was standing over the gardens (separated by gardening timbers) and leaning down to pull a weed, doofus comes running up behind me like a deranged bicycle fucker or something, grabs my hips, and knocking me in the butt with his wang. I almost ended up face first in the dirt, and hit my head on the fence.
goddamnit, you deranged sonabitch WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???? that was the NICEST thing I said.
he was giggling, too. my spidey senses were not working that day. I should have known.
not to mention, I was in no mood to defile the fennel. that's where the ladybugs fuck. not me!
@sammiR as you can see, you are NOT ALONE.
I wish some of the daddies would get on this thread, and give their perspective. I just hope we have no newbie dad who is shocked and horrified "really?????? you guys don't like that??????"
i'm dying to hear a man's perspective on this, and enlighten us on that thought process.
@sammiR wait......................same jackass that leaves you all alone to go party and"enjoy hisself" also thinks "giggiti giggity" is foreplay?
um......................did he have a head injury as a child? just asking. because he sounds like a selfish dumbass. or he needs a cat scan on his head.
I don't have a waggler....mine just likes to randomly pull the front of his pants down and just stand there and wait for me to see it....lol
Then I respond with a "ohhhhhh yeah baby" and we both laugh and go about our business...
LLB said:I am apparently in the minority here... I actually enjoy the random boob grabs, flashing, pokes, butt smacks etc. at random times throughout the day... I do the same things to dh. Dh doesn't say giggety though lol
I am apparently in the minority here... I actually enjoy the random boob grabs, flashing, pokes, butt smacks etc. at random times throughout the day... I do the same things to dh. Dh doesn't say giggety though lol