1. favorite word? mammal
2. least favorite word? secretion
3. what turns you on? a massage by my man and his kisses on my sweet spot
4. what turns you off? stupidity
5. what sound or noise do you love? my kids' happy voices
6. what sound or noise do you hate? crumpling foil
7. favorite curse word? fuck, fucking jerk, bitchassness
8. what profession other than your own would you like to attempt? a pediatric nurse
9. what profession would you not like to do? teaching, daycare, janitor
10. if Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
welcome! you got here at the right time. there's some people who have been waiting for you
What is your favorite word? Husband
What is your least favorite word? Cunt. I really had trouble even typing it....
What turns you on? When my husband kisses me or caresses me softly or gives me "that" look
What turns you off? Groping or someone being annoying on purpose
What sound or noise do you love? The sound of rain or thunderstorms
What sound or noise do you hate? nails on a blackboard or silverware scraping a plate
What is your favorite curse word? Son of a Bitch
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Phlebotomy or an ER nurse
What profession would you not like to do? Working in a nursing home
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God day with you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome my beloved. Come join us. Your family is waiting for you.