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Alphabetical Ways To Die
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lol
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kiss of death
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Nipple accident
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Ostrich burger thats cooked wrong on the bbq"Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
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Purple people eater
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Spermacide
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Unsanitary bathroom.
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Warthog mauling
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X-ray overdose
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Car crash
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Elliptical accident
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Fire hose as shower head malfunction
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Gang bang (sorry the first thing I thought of)
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Hiri Kiri
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Icicle fight
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Jogging in central park at night
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Kleenex avalanche
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Zipper accident bleed out
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Oops should have refreshed through page! My bad!
Lemur attack. -
maijuana overdose
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Ninjas
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Opium overdose
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Pine tree falling on you
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Quail hunting accident
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Railroad accident
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Snake bite
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Tank driving over you
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uncovered during a bomb attack
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Very very very drunk
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wearing a bullseye at a shooting range
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i think of that show 1,000 ways to die, they always got some crazy, freak-accident type stuff.
yak attack
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Zoning committee mass suicide
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acid bath
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Big black cock....yeah that kind of death
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lmao @shitdoesstink!
cannibal clowns
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diving off a 60 story building
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Exel spreadsheet incident
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fucking till you die? lol
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Gator ate your leg so you got an infection so they cut off the leg then you got your arm stuck in a tractor engine so they cut that off then you got diabetes so they cut off your other leg and then you got your hair burned off in a fryer accident then you died a natural death
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I keep thinking of all the stupid shit on the Final Destination movies LOL @serinitynowIgnition switch car bomb












