Alphabetical Ways To Die
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overdose on bananas- (seriously fatal!)"Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
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pie overdose.
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Tin roof decapitation
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Hanging by Violin strings
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xtreme snowboarding crash
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yogurt poisoning
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....................hit all pages.............."z" again?
zyletol overdose (artificial sweetener in gum, etc)
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zombie saliva............
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Acid eating you alive
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Bisquit eating bulldog bombards u with bites
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digitalis
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Farm accident
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Goober incident
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Igloo collapse
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Jackrabbit attackTwo hearts! Oh baby I'm beating out a samba!
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like the vibrator or an actual jackrabbit? LOL
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(giant) lollipop bludgeoning
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marshmallow peep factory accident
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Night light outage accident
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orange jello tragedy
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pomeranian attack
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restroom incident
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Snake handling gone wrong
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Tickle fight
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ubiquitous miquito exsanguination
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that's a good one!
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Washing machine masturbation accident
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xenophobic aliensI'm thinking extra-terrestrial aliens, not people from other countries

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apple-bobbing "accident"
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Being a bears breakfast
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cat-catching in the rain
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Cliff diving heart attack
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diaper strangulation
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Fancy shoe fail.
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Gold plated teeth accident
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killed by mommy after destroying the kitchen once too many times.....with klingon weapons.......
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Labia infection."The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
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Nude..
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Oxycontin anal insertionmy mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.














