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41 year old man won't french kiss
  • lifeisgood
    Posts: 481Member

    (107673): OKaaaayyyy 41 yo man doesn't french
    kiss, has never gone down on a woman and doesn't get how he's supposed to be
    turned on by porn b/c it doesn't have a storyline.....BYE BYE
    WEIRDO!!

    OC- Please expand on where this statement came from!!! Hahaha....I love the confessional when gems like this show up! Thank you for the laugh! I know responses are frowned upon...and I didn't respond to this...But someone said..this man is gay! immediately afterward...which also cracked me up. There are some VERY strange single men out there...and I've met my share of them also.  I've walked away from a lunch or dinner thinking, "He is absolutely rushing home to smell his own socks!!" 

  • ImWendyImWendy
    Posts: 6,561Member
    A couple of years ago, I dated a 48 yo that was like this. I wondered then, and now, if had something to do with when they were raised. There was a generation where parents talked about sex more with their kids, but shamed them into thinking sex and anything sexual was BAD. The only acceptable part of sex was straight-up sex, and they should really still feel bad about that, too.
    deus ex machina
  • lifeisgood
    Posts: 481Member
    @ImWendy I hadn't thought of that....good point! The one in particular I met made me as uncomfortable as I made him.  I didn't assume he was gay, I assumed he was really OCD and my outspoken personality just made him completely uncomfortable. Neither one of us attempted to contact the other again.  I have pictured him in my slightly twisted mind having found himself a wife along his travels who also prefers sex in a 'full body condom'.
  • lifeisgood
    Posts: 481Member
    @lizzwizzy - you met him too didn't you! hahahaha...
  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,483Member
    Hatched, not born kind of people? I know a few of them too.
  • shadylaneshadylane
    Posts: 3,037Member
    A man that doesn't want to tongue kiss or go down on a woman? That is so weird, especially the kissing. He sounds like a lot of fun. I wonder if its ok for the woman to go down on him?
    ~slim shady~
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,273
    "he eats puppies for dinner"  ha!  I'd say with a side of socks.
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