AHEM.....Is this anyone's neighbor???? HAHAHAHAHAHA...I mean I realize it's not a double headed battle axe....lmao
OC- Whoever you are...I love this!
@crazylazymommy - My Dad has always done the same re:the squirrels...needless to say the squirrel portion of Christmas Vacation holds a special place in all our hearts.
@shadylane - When shooting other peoples teenagers you must aim accurately...or yes...you run the risk of shooting their face off....hahahaha..laughing with you not at you!!!
**edit**@ImWendy - in your scenario...if you want to be rational...yes...If mom doesn't help out..You first shoot mom...then kid...just sayin
@Love....ok....Now...if someone shot at my dog...well...we're talking get outta my fucking way NOW cause I'm gonna kill somebody! lol.
my teenagers...ehhh...."if you got shot son I'd like to know what you did that warranted that response"
I'm not in a rural area...and there are endless incidents of pets being shot with bb's etc ..I can't imagine what kinda of a douche bag kid thinks that's funny. I have two teenage boys...and I KNOW they would flip out if someone came up with that plan in their crowd for the evening activity. I am not the "NOT MY KIDS - mom" I actually hate that bitch...but I know that much about my guys...they are very kind hearted as far as teenagers go.
@kmetz44 apparently you'd have to ask @love to skooch over ..she doesn't plan to be caught either...hahah..
@breezy lmao...Are you from Jersey originally...because I swear...it sounds like you spent time with my cousins and me....
@breezy HAHAHAHA....hmmm..wait...seems on second thought Jersey and Alaska have very much in common...lmao
@Love, dog fights with pregnant dogs suck. I have two females one spayedand one nursing. They started brawling when Mama dog was prego and separatingthem was a bitch. MY dog is an old lady (about 9) but she doesn't back down andshe is a lot bigger than Mama dog. My SO kicked the shit out of her trying toget her to let go and I'll tell ya, I could feel the psycho in me coming out.Mentally I understood, but fucker, that’s my dog! The fought again 4 days afterMama had her pups and (I seldom to NEVER hit my dog, she was abused before Igot her) I smacked the shit out of her trying to get her to release. That girlhas a hard freaking head. My fingers blew up like a balloon and I had bruisesall up my arm. I couldn't make a fist for days.
As for shooting the kid for shooting at animals...there is a reason Idon't own a gun...I have a twisted sense of justice. As for if someone shot mykid...you know, I can't be there all the time and if someone wants to take upthe slack...besides with my kid and his mouthy “I am smarter than everyone”attitude, I can't say I don't expect him to get his ass kicked once in awhile.I did tell him when I caught him sexting (explicit detailed things that areforever burned in my brain, not enough brain bleach exists to remove it) thatif I ever open the front door to a teenage girls angry father I am going tostep aside and point the way to his room.
Then again, I also think we should institute caning, shop off pinkiesfor stealing (so they can still work) and only have one appeal for the death rowinmates (my uncle was on death row for 18 years and it cost $40,000 a year tohouse him). Also a big believer that Chomos (child molesters) should be tossedin with general population in prison and an announcement of their crime shouldbe made. Although, if someone ever touched my child...they wouldn't make it toprison. As I have mentioned, I am a tend to babble.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />