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Making a break up better
  • CoralKCoralK
    Posts: 40Member
    My good friend is going through a tough break up and we've been sending emails back and forth today. I ran out of encouraging words of wisdom so I thought I'd send her some funny suggestions as to what she could do to get her mind off of it and as I wrote them, I was cracking myself up (I'm a bad friend) but I thought I'd share and see if anyone has any other suggestions?

    Take 6 Nighttime Nyquil pills and masturbate to see if you can get off before you fall asleep.

    As said above, try to go down on yourself

    Put an entire spatula full of peanut butter in your cats mouth and watch him/her try to swallow it

    Go on ScaryMommy.com <---the best site ever. It's got a confessional and message board to talk about disgusting things.

    Try to lick your elbow.

    Paint your toenails each a different color.

    Apply a TON of makeup only to one side of your face.

    Try to make that farting noise with your arm pit that guys seem to do so well.

    Order pizza to someones house that you don't know.

    Write hate mail to random people in the phone book.

    See if you can stick your pinky toe in your ear.
  • CoralKCoralK
    Posts: 40Member
    Eat something really bad for you and satisfying (like an entire cake)

    Try to lick your nose

    In front of the bathroom mirror, make the silliest faces you can and DO NOT SMILE!!

    Record a video of you singing a dumb song (Like from Lonely Island if you've heard of them) and watch it when you're done

    Reshape your eye brows

    Make a list of every single bad word you can think of.

    ...Than make a list of your personal top 10
  • CrashCrash
    Posts: 8,151Member
    And whatever you do, don't do this:

    See ya in another life, sister!
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,300Member
    Hot fudge sundae needs to be on this list
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,448Member
    I got a tattoo.  I found it very cathartic.
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
  • CoralKCoralK
    Posts: 40Member
    @Curious - OMFG that made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants!! That was awesome!!

    @Mommydearest - I got a tat too (get it?) lol What's yours of?
  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,448Member
    Haha, I do get it, @CoralK, I'm a total play on words nerd.

    Mine says "Never Again."  Not "never again" to marriage, I still wanted that someday even the midst of my separation.  (Probably a good thing since I'm engaged now)  But more "never again" to living a lie, to staying with someone I knew was wrong because I was worried what people might think if I left, to totally giving up what I wanted out of life because it wasn't what he wanted... you get the idea.
    (And I hope you know how special you are... I don't normally care to explain what it means, and people have assumed it meant things that it doesn't, and I just let them think what they want)
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
  • CoralKCoralK
    Posts: 40Member
    That seems like the perfect meaning for a tattoo! :)
    I do feel special because I also hate explaining my tattoo's to people. So Thank you! :)
  • GlitterQueen GlitterQueen
    Posts: 2,492Member
    @curious oh my fucking fairy what the Hell LOL
  • NinLee
    Posts: 729Member
    @curious That was hilarious!  :-))
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,306Member
    Lmao @ the video. My break up solice was a whole bottle of captain morgans and a guy with the smallest dick i have ever seen.. Absolutly no sex but in a house with very little heat the dude was useful... Lol i took out alot of pent up anger on him too.. Laughing at his teenie weenie was some of the best medicine... I know mean as hell but hes a good friend.. I knew about it in high school when all the girls were after him and he kept saying he had a girlfriend in another town.. And he was one of the hottest dudes in school..
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
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