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Nikki February 2012
Posts: 1,877Member

This is one of my favorite forum games. I start by posting a picture, then people write a funny caption for it, then someone else posts a picture, people write captions, rinse and repeat. If you use the quote feature (click the "quote" link to the right of my username) it makes the game more fun seeing your caption under the pic. I'll start:

"MY chocolate!"
mommydelirious February 2012
Posts: 3,206Member

Nikki said:

^ Myrtle! Have you seen my damn glasses?

I know you think I look cute in here but you don't have to spend all day with an asshole on your head.
mommydelirious February 2012
Posts: 3,206Member

@nikikki not off to a good start seeing how I didn't quote your pic..ill go try to edit?
[Deleted User] February 2012
Posts: 1,109

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Nikki February 2012
Posts: 1,877Member

mommydelirious said:
@nikikki not off to a good start seeing how I didn't quote your pic..ill go try to edit?

No that's perfect LMAO
shate98 February 2012
Posts: 2,751Member

Nikki said:

Do I have somehting stuck in my teeth?

"As you wander through your life, whatever be your goal,
keep your eye upon the doughnut, not upon the hole."
mommydelirious February 2012
Posts: 3,206Member

@nikki that was my first "quoting" attempt. Havnt got the hang just yet ;)
Nikki February 2012
Posts: 1,877Member

@shate98 hahaha

"Heeeelllppp"
mommydelirious February 2012
Posts: 3,206Member

Back in my day, these babies came equipped with a milk dispenser!
NinLee February 2012
Posts: 737Member

Nikki said:

"you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
WickedDunkieJunkie February 2012
Posts: 5,889Member

mommydelirious said:

Which one is chocolate?

We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...
NinLee February 2012
Posts: 737Member

mommydelirious said:

Do you have these in a bigger size?
Sammie February 2012
Posts: 7,358Administrator, Moderator

NinLee said:

mommydelirious said:

Do you have these in a bigger size?

Yep they're real! :)
Foxy11 February 2012
Posts: 22Member

mommydelirious said:

Eh, not too shabby.
Foxy11 February 2012
Posts: 22Member

He's repeating me!
moty February 2012
Posts: 442Member

Nikki said:

Ok. ma'am, I don't feel any lumps...now that will be $5...
moty February 2012
Posts: 442Member

^^^ I goofed up, was trying to think of something clever for the other pict.
Love February 2012
Posts: 12,968Administrator, Moderator

NinLee said:

Nikki said:

You've got 3 seconds to get me a cup of coffee and explain why the hell you woke me at this hour!
Love February 2012
Posts: 12,968Administrator, Moderator

moty said:

Nikki said:

You know, I think my mom's are just a liiiiitle bit bigger.
But Dad says these'll do.
Love February 2012
Posts: 12,968Administrator, Moderator

Foxy11 said:

Shhhhh! It was ME that peed in the shoe, but he's taking the blame for it today :D
AloneOverseas February 2012
Posts: 2,252Member

Nikki said:

Yes, I AM pmsing ... Now go away!

I love purple; I love cats. Imagine if cats were purple ...
mommydelirious February 2012
Posts: 3,206Member

Nope, still an innie. Im pretty sure these waters don't have "growing powers" anyways or Id be a a F cup..
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GlitterQueen February 2012
Posts: 2,507Member

I found this, and wanted to start a new pic
Nikki February 2012
Posts: 1,877Member

mommydelirious said:

It's not THAT cold out here. Where did it go?
moty February 2012
Posts: 442Member

mommydelirious said:

Shrinkage!! You mean it shinks in cold water! I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!
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lmao!! for Seinfeld fans!
unforgiven February 2012
Posts: 12,889Confessional Manager

moty said:

mommydelirious said:

Has that always been there?!

"What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
And I say I don't know you
But you say it's finished"
Blessie February 2012
Posts: 1,500Member

mamaBee said:

Those brownies were awesome!
Blessie February 2012
Posts: 1,500Member

AloneOverseas said:

Nikki said:

[-X Oh no you di'in't! Gurrrrrrl, hold my earrings!
Blessie February 2012
Posts: 1,500Member

mommydelirious said:

Yeah... ummm.... I don't think this is gonna work out....
PurpleFlowers February 2012
Posts: 5,598Member

Blessie said:

AloneOverseas said:

Nikki said:

I said... Leave me the fuck alone!!!

Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I think I like who I am becoming...
kaizynn March 2012
Posts: 53Member

Nikki said:

Damn it!! I am smiling.. Take the fucking picture already
NinLee March 2012
Posts: 737Member

"Aaahhh, It's a warthogs life..."

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