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  • farmmommyfarmmommy
    Posts: 1,030Member
    Idk if there has been a thread like this... If there has oh well

    This might help us connect a little beter

    I am 23 and have a 14 week old son :)
  • anonymommy
    Posts: 1,430Member
    33 with a 2 year old. Congratulations on your little one @farmmommy!
  • AnonholeMomAnonholeMom
    Posts: 406Member
    31 with a 6 year old & 2 year old.  Both girls.
  • AnonUser23
    Posts: 2,278Guest
    I'm old and I hate it. I'm 38 with the personality of a 14 year old boy :)
  • 35 with an 18, 8, 5 and 3 year old.

    Bonus heathens are 21,17 & 13

    and that's why I love you @handtowellady!
  • AnonUser23
    Posts: 2,278Guest

    Oh and I have a 6 yo girl and 5 yo boy.

  • AlbertaMomAlbertaMom
    Posts: 781Member
    Im 21 with a 2 year old.
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
  • scotiamama
    Posts: 1,210Member
    29 (& turning 29 again in june ;) ) DS is 8 in a few wks and DD will be 6 next wk.
  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,693Member
    31 I have a 5 yo and a 3 yo.
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • sanityseekersanityseeker
    Posts: 2,375Member
    I am 97 years old, dd almost 14 ds almost 9
    Biting's excellent. It's like kissing. Only there's a winner.
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,484Member
    OLD!

    I'm 34 with an 8 year old.  But, like @handtowelLady, my personality doesn't quite match all the time. 
    ;)
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,484Member
    Shit, @sanityseeker, you wear it well!  :D
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,795Administrator, Moderator
    34, with a 2, 10, 11, year olds, and bonus 12 and 13 year olds.

    community-manager


  • scotiamama
    Posts: 1,210Member
    @sanityseeker that must have been you i saw on that episode of "70 & Pregnant" lol
  • AnonUser23
    Posts: 2,278Guest
    Aww thank you @monstermom   ...needed that today :)
  • kmetz44kmetz44
    Posts: 2,507Member
    25...my birth certificate says Im 28 but its a liar...I have a 4 year old, almost 3 year old and there will another one here in under 2 weeks
    Im pretty extraordinary in an ordinary way
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,261Member
    27, DD 1 (Nov 11th)
    Photobucket
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,863Member
    I'm biologically 35, but I'll tell you 25 every year.

    My spawn are:
    Son - 19 (he is the father of my 1yr old grandson)
    Daughter - Almost 18
    Daughter - 15
    Daughter - Almost 10
    Son - 7 {the favorite}

    My husband is 23, & this is obviously my 2nd marriage.
    WDJ_Avatar_zps4536679b
    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • Doxiegirl
    Posts: 13Member
    I am the ancient one at 47! DD 17 and DS 14. I have lots of wisdom with all the mistakes I have made! Life just gets more interesting and fun....
  • Koala82Koala82
    Posts: 392Member
    29 turning 30 at the end of this month...and not looking forward to it. DS 8, 7, & 5.
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    I'm 21, and my son will be 2 next month.

  • KellynnKellynn
    Posts: 1,992Member
    47, on older daughters one currently at home with her son, my grandson, and a wild 7 year old son
  • stinkersmommystinkersmommy
    Posts: 1,322Member
    32 with a 4 yr old ds and 3 bonus grown heathens 24 28 & 32 and 4 grandkids with a new one due in Aug . Long story
    CKLW said:

    47, on older daughters one currently at home with her son, my grandson, and a wild 7 year old son



  • tampabaymom
    Posts: 429Member
    @scotiamama - I'm with you there.... I'm eternally 29

    Biologically 32. ds14, dd 10 & dh 36
  • scotiamama
    Posts: 1,210Member

    @kdt7688
    U cradle robber!!! ; )



    I believe the politically correct term is 'cougar' :)

  • stinkersmommystinkersmommy
    Posts: 1,322Member
    Stupid phone don't know how that happened
  • ProudPalsyMamma
    Posts: 1,260Member
    19yo with a 1yo amazing boy
  • s_katemommys_katemommy
    Posts: 97Member
    21 with an amazing 8 month old baby girl (((:
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,863Member
    LoL
    My husband is not my son's age... He is 4 years older...
    I obviously got pregnant young, otherwise there would be a bigger age gap.

    I didn't go looking for a younger man, I was never interested in younger men.
    When we met, I thought he was older than 21 & he thought I was younger than 32. We were friends, co-workers... Love just happened.
    WDJ_Avatar_zps4536679b
    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,614Administrator, Moderator
    29 with a 2 (on Saturday, eeek!) girl :D

    community-manager


  • sanityseekersanityseeker
    Posts: 2,375Member
    Im actually 34 and proud of it, the kids are actually going to be 14  and 9 this year, I look older than I am but act younger....other than the bum knee and bad back :D

    Biting's excellent. It's like kissing. Only there's a winner.
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    25 with a beautiful 2 year old. 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • scotiamama
    Posts: 1,210Member

    Cradle robber, cougar, slore, twatwaffle, whatever......

    She's doing something right. Bejesus, her husband is her sons age........

    You go girl!!!!
    ; )



    *Slore* =)) WHY haven't I heard that before?!

    She def IS doing something right tho :)
  • GlitterQueen GlitterQueen
    Posts: 2,492Member
    27 with a dd3 and ds1
  • AnonUser34
    Posts: 1,799Guest
    I'm 29 with a DD10 and DS2 and if anyone ever asked outside of SM I'm 21 rememmber that ^#(^
  • CrashCrash
    Posts: 8,217Member
    35 here. Mindset of a raving idiot, and I like it that way.
    Kids: 10/8/6....perfect staircase children.
    See ya in another life, sister!
  • chaosmomchaosmom
    Posts: 3,846Member
    I am 30. My boys are 13, 6 (will be 7 in a few weeks), 4 & 3.

    I have never cared how old I was because SO will always be there 2 yrs before me :-D
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,362Member
    Ill be 29 sunday!!
    My kiddos are 12,6,5
    my bf is 26..
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,483Member
    29 and holding! :D
    6,9, and 14. With a bonus 12yo
  • SammieSammie
    Posts: 7,283Administrator, Moderator
    Just turned 27 with a 2 yr old.

    community-manager


  • KakabelKakabel
    Posts: 305Member
    turning 38 next month,
    DH is turning 33 the following month.

    We're on a waiting list for adoption. (been on for 7 years now. being poor SUCKS! No-one chooses us. :P)
    We "borrow" the neighbour's DS9 and occasionally they let us play with DS 2months. ;)
    Have a Nephew I've helped raised that's 13.
  • ProudPalsyMamma
    Posts: 1,260Member
    @KDT7688 my SO is a cradle robber too so don't feel bad lol (in case your wondering he is 27 which is an 8 1/2 year difference)
  • Babymakesthree
    Posts: 496Member
    20 with a 3 year old and 18 month old
  • Babymakesthree
    Posts: 496Member
    20 with a 3 year old and 18 month old
  • CalliopemarieCalliopemarie
    Posts: 4,341Member
    i am 28 and 4 kids  ds 8,dd5,dd3,ds1  turning 29 in march
    i am insane!!! mwahahahaha
  • StarsStars
    Posts: 1,054Member
    41 two sons 17 and 14 and my husband is 35:D
    apsycho

  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,483Member
    wow @starzzz ;;)  You goooo!
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,362Member
    @itsgetsbetter.. I was with him when i was 20 and he was still in high school... I wanted to sleep with an 18 yr old to see what the fuss was all about.. Hehehe we were together for 3 months... Then i turned 21... And well while he was doing algebra i was at the bar... We split i got back with my ex for 8 yrs and when my ex and split we ran back into each other...
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • shadylaneshadylane
    Posts: 3,037Member
    31and dd 2.5. Bf is 29.
    ~slim shady~
  • NinLee
    Posts: 729Member
    I am 21 with 14 years experience. I have DD9 (soon to be 10), DS8; DSS25 and DSD20. DH is 45 :)

  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,499Member
    Me:
    Chronologically, 42.
    Mentally, 30.
    Physically, 463. (At least that's what it feels like some days.)

    DD:
    Chronologically, 6.
    Mentally, anywhere from 2 to 14.

    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway