Wall mounted dildo?
  • runbitchrunrunbitchrun
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    http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/158105/

    Ummm... Do you have a hook on you wall? Or do ya just keep it up as art? I'm all for dildos, I had no idea it can be mounted on a wall... Do you have to clean the wall afterwards? This seriously intrigues me...
  • ProudPalsyMamma
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    It suctions to the wall lol All I do is wipe the wall with a wet wipe afterwards
  • SammieSammie
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    :O

    community-manager


  • runbitchrunrunbitchrun
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    What if you have a textured wall? I guess I would have to use the tub tiles. Even easier cleanup. That is the funniest thing I've heard! @tiredsahmamma you are woman! Hear you roar! I love you Scary Mommies.
  • BlessieBlessie
    Posts: 2,108Member
    I have wanted one for years!
  • battibatti
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    I'm trying to picture how the hell you straddle the wall it make it work?? @tiredsahmamma no wonder you are so tired! ;)

    SMSM_s_5

  • ProudPalsyMamma
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    It attaches to almost every wall just make it low enough for doggie style or mount it to the edge of the bathtub to "ride "
  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    Oh my stars!

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • SammieSammie
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    Oh my stars!



    @unforgiven, my thoughts exactly.

    community-manager


  • LA_PygmyHerderLA_PygmyHerder
    Posts: 1,230Member
    They suction to chairs too :-\"
  • StarsStars
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    Hey don't use my name in vain there, missy :-q
    apsycho

  • Mommyliciousx4Mommyliciousx4
    Posts: 1,768Member
    Bathroom floor and rug for the knees.
    Bath tub, but don't add too much water.
    Iiiiimmmmm gonnnaaaa hafta try that chair thing.
  • lovinmom
    Posts: 682Member
    I want one!
  • Mommyliciousx4Mommyliciousx4
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    Literotica.com
    Worth every damn penny!
  • notscary
    Posts: 1,053Member
    WOW!!  How much do those bad boys cost?  Sounds amazing!
  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
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    HOLYFUCKINSHIT!!!!! Of all the gawd damned confessions I've made that NEVERFUCKING get posted......THIS one does????? Proof......the MODS ARE PERVS!!!!!!!
    FFS!!!! this one is mine. ......and I stick "buddy" to the shower wall and back it up. Got him fer my birfday!!!!! Putting him to good use!!!!
    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,472
    Back, back, back, back it up!

    I'm trying to picture this in my head..dear lawdy!
    Get me a damn beer.
  • AnonUser23
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    Oooooh one of those suckers would be perfect for that cuntybitchface woman that I have to see at my kids school every fucking day! I was going to superglue one on her fucking flip-flop family sticker minivan bitchmobile but I could get into trouble for that...suction cup would be perfect!
  • crazymama2twocrazymama2two
    Posts: 841Member
    I'm fucking dying !!!!!! Lolol I know what I'm aski for my birthday!!!
  • WOW! I don;t exactly live in a cave but i'd never heard of such a thing! Knock it out!
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member
    Cupcakes said:

    Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass now stop & make that muthafucka hammer time lmao



    LOL! @Cupcakes

    My crew is who I'd be widdy-be-wid-it
    Rose I sippity-sip-it

    I'm Quagmire I fuck hoes
    My cashflow I giggity-giggity it

  • wornout
    Posts: 18Member
    Wow!  What a fantastic idea!  DH would love to watch too!!!
  • wornout
    Posts: 18Member
    Prices aren't too bad...I saw one for a little over $10.

  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
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    I got mine at the local "store".....$19
    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......
  • wornout
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    Our local store is so expensive!  It seems to be much cheaper to buy online.  My valentines day gift to DH was a small bullet with a remote, I wore the bullet to dinner and put the remote in a little V-day bay.  He loved it!  I paid $55 for about $5 worth of plastic.  I was so mad I couldn't find a cheaper one.
  • BlessieBlessie
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    @silentscreamer Reveiws aren't very good.
  • AnonUser29
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    I don't really know about THIS particular brand, it was an example. I have a friend that just gushes (ahahaha I crack me up) over hers but she paid a little over 1k for it. 
  • runbitchrunrunbitchrun
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    That machine scares me! And where do you hide that?
  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
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    You don't!!!!! You display that shit with PRIDE!!!!!! SUCKITJEALOUSBIATCHES!!!!
    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......
  • runbitchrunrunbitchrun
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    My son would think it's a playground. " yes, honey, it's an adult playground.". Maybe if it had a folding option so it would slide under the bed... :)
  • LA_PygmyHerderLA_PygmyHerder
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    Holy fucking shitballs! @silentscreamer :-O  You would be a not so silent screamer GAH!
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,718Confessional Manager
    OMG! LOL

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • NurseMom
    Posts: 95Member
    The thing that scares me about toys is if you died tomorrow, who would clean out your stuff and what would they find? I did have to help clean out my mom's stuff. Thank goodness I didn't find anything that would change the way I saw her.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,718Confessional Manager
    @nursemom you designate a friend to clean out the unmentionables :D

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • AnonUser29
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    NurseMom said:

    The thing that scares me about toys is if you died tomorrow, who would clean out your stuff and what would they find? I did have to help clean out my mom's stuff. Thank goodness I didn't find anything that would change the way I saw her.


    you own that shit... even in death! =))
  • OpheliaOphelia
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    Anybody else slightly creeped out that there is a used option fot the machine?
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • runbitchrunrunbitchrun
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    I didn't even notice that! Gross!!
  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
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    NurseMom said:

    The thing that scares me about toys is if you died tomorrow, who would clean out your stuff and what would they find? I did have to help clean out my mom's stuff. Thank goodness I didn't find anything that would change the way I saw her.


    This!!!! Finding my 81 yo evil grandma's "special drawer" SHOULD have scarred me for life, instead I gained a smidge of respect for the evil old bat! GO AHEAD G'MAW.....GIT UR SWERVE ON!!!!!

    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......
  • OpheliaOphelia
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    NurseMom said:

    The thing that scares me about toys is if you died tomorrow, who would clean out your stuff and what would they find? I did have to help clean out my mom's stuff. Thank goodness I didn't find anything that would change the way I saw her.


    This!!!! Finding my 81 yo evil grandma's "special drawer" SHOULD have scarred me for life, instead I gained a smidge of respect for the evil old bat! GO AHEAD G'MAW.....GIT UR SWERVE ON!!!!!



    I love you more with every post @schweddyballs
    =))
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
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    Awwwwww, shucks..... :-B :\">
    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......