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161810 - eating sour keys ...
  • AloneOverseasAloneOverseas
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    I'm addicted to sour keys. I can't stop eating them until they are gone. Even though my tongue is all cut up and I feel like shit I keep eating them
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    #161810

    I have no idea what that is ... but the fact you said your tongue is all cut up worries me.

    So anyway, I googled 'sour keys' and found two definitions ...

    1) a low-fat, sugar-laden, key-shaped candies with a strong sour flavor and a soft, yielding texture.

    2) a term for a soft penis

    Hmmmm ....
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  • AnonUser28
    Posts: 2,083Guest

    not mine, but its def the candy. Hard on the gums, but sooo delicious!

    mmmmm.... candy......

  • BallewzerBallewzer
    Posts: 128Member
    There's a candy called sour patch kids myb keys is a typo?
  • LifeofchaosLifeofchaos
    Posts: 987Member
    Soft penis???? Bahahahahaha
  • notscary
    Posts: 358Member

    This is mine :(   Sour keys are super popular up here in the great white north (aka Canada).  Sour Candies shaped kind of like a key, with a loop at the top.  Some people call them sour soothers.  Highly addicting and if you eat enough they cut up your tongue. 

    Trust me, I wish I'd had a penis in my mouth

  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
    Posts: 3,251Member
    notscary said:

    This is mine :(   Sour keys are super popular up here in the great white north (aka Canada).  Sour Candies shaped kind of like a key, with a loop at the top.  Some people call them sour soothers.  Highly addicting and if you eat enough they cut up your tongue. 

    Trust me, I wish I'd had a penis in my mouth


    Sooooooooo with you on that wish!!!!

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  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
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    I did not know that Sour Keys were a Canadian thing! You guys are missing out!

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  • Mommyliciousx4Mommyliciousx4
    Posts: 1,770Member
    I want to try some!!!
  • AnonUser24
    Posts: 2,610Guest
    Yep they are delicious...
  • DemandaDemanda
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  • notscary
    Posts: 358Member
    @schweddyballs,  A penis doesnt taste as good as sour keys, but at least it doesnt hurt my tongue :D
  • RedTiger
    Posts: 475Member
    notscary said:

    @schweddyballs,  A penis doesnt taste as good as sour keys, but at least it doesnt hurt my tongue :D






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  • Still_ur_mommy
    Posts: 534Member
    Sour candy?!

    Yes please!! My address is las Vegas Nevada 89141

    Please send now!!! Must have, growing weak.. Please help pregnant woman with massive sour candy craving!!
  • primalmommaprimalmomma
    Posts: 1,137Member
    I thought she was sucking on her car keys.  Some people like the metal.
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  • AnonUser28
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  • notscary
    Posts: 358Member

    YES @collegemom  Those are them!!  I can't believe these are a Canadian delicacy. Who knew??

    and I'm salivating just looking at that picture

    @primalmomma  sucking on car keys?  Haha, def not!!

  • LifeofchaosLifeofchaos
    Posts: 987Member
    Those look yummy!!!!
  • primalmommaprimalmomma
    Posts: 1,137Member
    @notscary  ...I never heard of this candy...  haha... my kid likes to suck on my keys...I'm like, "huh...ok.. like that show strange addictions" haha..
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  • Meg11
    Posts: 51Member
    i assumed they were similar to sour patch kids and i have an addiction to them. ate a whole bag tonight and my tongue is all cut up. num num num!
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,203Member
    @notscary
    My mouth got sorta watery or some shit too! Built in Canadian Sour Detector?
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  • SassySassy
    Posts: 2,394Member
    CollegeMom said:

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    CollegeMom said:


    CollegeMom said:

    I fucking LOVE SOUR CANDY! And now I want these really bad. As in my mouth is watering! Google tells me it will cost like $40 to order them in. Might go cry a bit!




  • SassySassy
    Posts: 2,394Member
    I so said this, don't know what happened up there!
    : I fucking LOVE SOUR CANDY! And now I want these really bad. As in my mouth is watering! Google tells me it will cost like $40 to order them in. Might go cry a bit!
  • SassySassy
    Posts: 2,394Member
    @Still_ur_mommy-- same freakin prego craving.....
  • MyInnerGoddessMyInnerGoddess
    Posts: 1,558Member
    CollegeMom said:

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    "Kinda" look a little like penises, lol.
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  • notscary
    Posts: 358Member
    @mommydelirious definately! I love those freakin things.
    I can't believe the rest of you are living without these delicious bits of goodness. That is a travesty!!
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