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Porn Star Name
  • AloneOverseasAloneOverseas
    Posts: 2,252Member
    I was reading another thread where @booseneca talked about a Porn Star Name game and thought why not start a thread dedicated to this game! Here's how you do it ...

    You take the name of your 1st pet and combine it with the name of the 1st street you ever lived on and viola' you have a "porn star name"!! 


    I will start ... Princess Hillsdale ... the first part sounds good (my first cat I named), but the street name kills it! Lol

    Or if I use the names of the cats my parents had when I was born ...

    Calico Hillsdale or Blue Boy Hillsdale or ... can't remember her name, anyway, they all suck! Lol
    I love purple; I love cats. Imagine if cats were purple ...
  • ArmymamaArmymama
    Posts: 200Member
    Honey millpond O.o
  • LifeofchaosLifeofchaos
    Posts: 987Member
    Tedi Pierce
  • ArmymamaArmymama
    Posts: 200Member
    My current street sounds better... Honey Louise. Lol
  • tothemoonandbacktothemoonandback
    Posts: 2,129Member
    Jenny Utica.  Yuck!  
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,889Confessional Manager
    How do you guys remember the first street you ever lived on?! 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • AnonUser30
    Posts: 1,916Guest
    Taffy Dessert
  • momofeveryonemomofeveryone
    Posts: 1,709Member

    socks clement.....reeeeeal sexy there lol!!!

     

    we got the house!!!!! i have worked so hard for 5 years to get us in a spot to buy! isnt it cute?!?!?!?
  • Katescrazymom
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Softie Elder. Not good. That's the first pet i named and the first actual street name. My parents had a dog named Oakie. And we lived on a country road, no name, just a number. Oakie 29 has a ring to it, right?
  • anotheranonanotheranon
    Posts: 237Member
    Pepper Americana... I like it!
  • battibatti
    Posts: 2,178Member
    Oh woops, I saw this in the other thread LOL

    Mine is Delilah Dyer. It's kinda of my alter ego xD

    My bff is Shadow Powerline LOL

    SMSM_s_5

  • loveitloveit
    Posts: 1,753Member
    Penny Hadley...that does sound like a stripper name!
  • ASecondChanceASecondChance
    Posts: 54Member
    Buffy Fariston
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,277Member
    Bwahaha mine would be fluffy kentucky
    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
  • AlbertaMomAlbertaMom
    Posts: 786Member
    Lightning correction line.
    Bahaha. Not too sexy.
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
  • runbitchrunrunbitchrun
    Posts: 907Member
    Muffin Chestnut. Sweet.
    DH is Wade Cuesta...
  • LA_PygmyHerderLA_PygmyHerder
    Posts: 1,239Member
    Tippy Park ... Not sure how I feel about that one
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,757Member
    I have laughed out loud!! 

    Muffin Cyprus
    Muffin Gardens (Muff gardens??)

    Sandy cyprus (sounds uncomfortable!)
    Sandy Gardens 

    BOO!!
    Current would be; Babe Greys
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • AnonUser25
    Posts: 547Guest
    Swirls Liberty. Mines boring :(
  • MysonMason
    Posts: 100Member

    I would be

    Harry Clark Or Tasha Clark.

     

  • SammieSammie
    Posts: 7,357Administrator, Moderator
    Sashie Carlton. Definitely a stripper name! Too funny.

    community-manager


  • AnonUser23
    Posts: 2,329Guest
    Pookie Overlook ;p;
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,548Member
    Belle 4ieme Rang   (no street name just a number as in 4th road)

    I guess i could always make it Belle the 4th! 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,889Confessional Manager
    I'll just go with the earliest I remember... 
    Bandit Del Monte... Oh my, that's awful. 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • bombkittybombkitty
    Posts: 306Member
    Samantha Breakwater...jeez.

  • SassySassy
    Posts: 2,396Member
    K-Ro Elm
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,548Member
    @rudolpho  okay... does that mean sweetthing wich got rode hard ?  =))
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • lizzybeelizzybee
    Posts: 96Member
    Hootie Tamarak. Haaaaahahaha, love it!
  • MissANicole
    Posts: 172Member
    Princess Power. LMA0 i sound more like a super hero
  • MissANicole
    Posts: 172Member
    @unforgiven you sound like a bad guy lol! We could make a movie! Too bad it doesn't sound too much lk porn! Or does it...
  • AloneOverseasAloneOverseas
    Posts: 2,252Member
    Some of these are really funny!
    I love purple; I love cats. Imagine if cats were purple ...
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,889Confessional Manager
    LOL @missanicole

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,964Administrator, Moderator
    If it's the firsts...

    Lightning Pine

    Currently:

    Lily Longwood

    LOL

    community-manager


  • BirdieBirdie
    Posts: 1,750Member
    Booger Legion. That is all!

    SMSM_s_5

  • nessamommynessamommy
    Posts: 671Member
    Bootz Sunset
    grr baby grr
    If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,548Member
    @Love  Lily Longwood .... okay if i take deep breath  cant stop laughing...only to start up again.  I have to try that one with bf. See what he thinks of it.  It is one of the best i have read so far. 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,964Administrator, Moderator
    LOL Thanks!
    I have another dog named Honey too, so...

    community-manager


  • RyotMommaRyotMomma
    Posts: 402Member
    =)) mine is Chewy Center
  • katz_meowkatz_meow
    Posts: 4,241Member
    Sneakers Bottomfield
    Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
  • AnonUser24
    Posts: 2,610Guest
    Rags Broadway :-h
  • kmetz44kmetz44
    Posts: 2,515Member
    Grey Sheridan....sounds ok
    Im pretty extraordinary in an ordinary way
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,631Member
    Patches Chimo.....ick
  • momnipotentmomnipotent
    Posts: 499Member
    first would be knuckles pleasant..
    current would be lucy river
    eeeek
    *ad astra per alia porci*
    my nuts hang like there aint no curfew
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,631Member
    Oh I was mistaken it would be Holly Chimo....somewhat better
  • StarsStars
    Posts: 1,058Member
    Fonzie Woodward.  Um no lol 
    apsycho

  • CrashCrash
    Posts: 8,181Member
    Huh.

    Mitzi Pine.

    See ya in another life, sister!
  • TrEr02TrEr02
    Posts: 688Member
    Trixie Patomic
    We got no food, no jobs...OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!
  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,508Member
    Toolaguard Pintail
    Sexay
  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,580Member

    Nice to meet all you fellow porn stars. My name is Sophie Vine. Yep.


    Or Bella Cassino. I kind of like both..... I'm so weird.

  • DreamerDreamer
    Posts: 2,272Member
    Tia Caledonia...  Actually my street was a number but Tia 34th sounds lame so I used the area we lived in
    There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. Which one are you?
  • pennypenny
    Posts: 795Member
    Buffy Clearview
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