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The Next Person
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    true
    the next person wants to scream
  • kmetz44kmetz44
    Posts: 2,506Member
    True

    The next person has NEVER told anyone about ScaryMommy!
    Im pretty extraordinary in an ordinary way
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,232
    False, Dh, but he's computer illiterate!! YAY!!

    The next person is in a great mood!
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    false
    the next person has their hair up
  • mommy_loves_winemommy_loves_wine
    Posts: 582Member
    False
    The next person is craving something sweet to eat!
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    true, don't know what though
    the next person is watching their toddler eat
  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,483Member
    False youngest is 5

    The next person needs to clean their fridge.
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    probably true, too scared to REALLY inspect lol
    the next person is getting dinner ready
  • sanityseekersanityseeker
    Posts: 2,373Member
    True! chicken enchilada casserole :)

    the next person hates malls
    Biting's excellent. It's like kissing. Only there's a winner.
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,315
    True!! The next person uses cheap laundry detergent.
  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,315
    False. The next person loves Law and Order marathons.
  • oneofeach
    Posts: 11Member
    TRUE. The next person is a crazy cat lady.
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    False but I know a really good one! lol
    the next person has to go somewhere in a couple hours.
  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,315
    False--I have to stay home and clean this pigsty today. DH is coming home from being out of town, LOL. The next person doesn't know what she's making for dinner yet.
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    true
    the next person has a meeting today
  • mommy_loves_winemommy_loves_wine
    Posts: 582Member
    False
    The next person needs a haircut
  • serenitynowserenitynow
    Posts: 2,175Member
    false, just got one about 2 weeks ago
    the next person is fantasizing about dh having dinner ready when she gets home (key word is fantasizing...)
  • mommy_loves_winemommy_loves_wine
    Posts: 582Member
    It wasn't before but now that you mention it, TRUE!
    The next person is bored.
  • zoozanna5zoozanna5
    Posts: 156Member
    true!!!!
    the next person spent 2 hours catching up on the ironing pile, while watching a chick flick ( 27 Dresses)?
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    false, don't even own an iron, I should remedy that
    the next person has a headache
  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,483Member
    False, but I get the feeling that's what you were doing.

    AHH @rosebudsmommy beat me.
    No headache either

    The next persons son is asking for ANOTHER snack.
  • zoozanna5zoozanna5
    Posts: 156Member
    false..but if I drink a few more glasses of red wine its a definite possibilty!!!
    The next person is chilling with a glass of red, watching a bizarre TV show about teenagers and sex!!!!!!
  • zoozanna5zoozanna5
    Posts: 156Member
    hahaha!! we posted at same time!!!! so we answered same question!!!!
  • zoozanna5zoozanna5
    Posts: 156Member
    ermm i'm confused!! false to son/snack question!!! ( no son)
    the next person is looking at fish in a fish tank?
  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,483Member
    I am confused too...

    False,

    the next person is confused?
  • zoozanna5zoozanna5
    Posts: 156Member
    lol....true..def confused, but what else is new!!?
    The next person has just heard on Tv that the average penis is 5-7 inches....WTF??
  • zoozanna5zoozanna5
    Posts: 156Member
    ok I guess you#re not watching same programme!!
    just wanted to share!!!
  • mommy_loves_winemommy_loves_wine
    Posts: 582Member
    False?
    The next person is curious why Will and Jada are separating! :)
  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,483Member
    Omg true! (Now it is anyways)

    the next person is taller than me (5'4")
  • mommy_loves_winemommy_loves_wine
    Posts: 582Member
    True!
    The next person needs to get an oil change for their car
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    false
    the next person is eating hamburger helper
  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,483Member
    True... Wish I was rich and didn't have to work.

    The next person bites their nails.
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    false, they would end up all jaggy and snaggy, ick.
    the next person is going to bed early
  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,315
    Definitely false. At night after the kids are in bed is the only peace and quiet I get, so I usually stay up way too late. :) The next person seriously needs to clean the microwave.
  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,315
    false, just did it

    The next person has some serious soul searching to do
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    true
    the next person needs to shave
  • serenitynowserenitynow
    Posts: 2,175Member
    true
    the next person is excited to have a day off from work tomorrow
  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,315
    False. I'm a SAHM and I don't get time off. (I wish!!!) The next person has hair that's fried from too much color treating.
  • mommy_loves_winemommy_loves_wine
    Posts: 582Member
    False. Lots of color treating here but my cosmetologist sis hooks me up with the good stuff :)
    The next person has big weekend plans.
  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,483Member
    True

    The next person owns a "toy" ;)
  • mommy_loves_winemommy_loves_wine
    Posts: 582Member
    True!

    The next person is looking forward to the Hunger Games movies
  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,315
    False. Never heard of them!

    The next person spends too much money on coffee while they're out running errands.
  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,483Member
    Soooo true

    The next person is avoiding housework.
  • sanityseekersanityseeker
    Posts: 2,373Member
    true its the first day BOTH kids are in school...Im allowed right?

    the next person is going to watch a movie and relax in quiet for a while
    Biting's excellent. It's like kissing. Only there's a winner.
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    false, schoolwork
    the next person wants oreos
  • mommy_loves_winemommy_loves_wine
    Posts: 582Member
    False
    The next person is looking forward to Fall
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    true! i love fall!
    the next person has peed their pants before
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,657
    true :s

    The next person ate for the first time in 24 hours today at lunch
  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,315
    False. It was only 12 hours, but it was still too long to wait!

    The next person hates cleaning the litter box.
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,589
    false, I LOVE FOOOOOOOOD!!
    the next person wants chips!
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