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Whats your name?
  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,805Member
    In real life...

    Mine is Ashley,

    I realized today at the book signing that I couldn't introduce myself as my screen name. Lol so what's your in real life name

  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    Christina, friends call me Cris. 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,726Member
    Louise! I sometimes get Lou
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • LifeofchaosLifeofchaos
    Posts: 984Member
    Jodi!
  • SassySassy
    Posts: 2,441Member
    Amber. :) Lol @scotianmommy
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,298Member
    Erica
    no cool nickname..
    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

     

  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,629Member
    Dawn or Dawneesue
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • broken_dawnbroken_dawn
    Posts: 134Member
    My close family calls me Erica Dawn. Others just call me Erica :D
  • BallewzerBallewzer
    Posts: 130Member
    Amanda! And everyone knows better then to call me Mandy. :)
  • Jessiesmom
    Posts: 192Member
    Erika
  • AnonUser34
    Posts: 1,799Guest
    Katrina!!
  • GirdyOleeGirdyOlee
    Posts: 427Member
    Cherie, the french pronunciation.

    Nickname; Cher Bear, Sunny D.
    Radio name; Roxanne

    More people call me by my radio name than my real name, but I don't mind.
  • TVmommyTVmommy
    Posts: 451Member
    Heather
    Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best! At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.
  • BeautifulDefianceBeautifulDefiance
    Posts: 755Member
    scotianmommy said:

    morgan, often hear captain



    Lol my favorite drink! Btw, I'm Amber
    I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

    SMSM_s_5

  • AnonUser29
    Posts: 1,169Guest
    Melissa, Missa, Lissa, or Mel. Call me missy and it's ON :-q
  • AloneOverseasAloneOverseas
    Posts: 2,240Member
    Laura

    I have a cat named Missy! @silentscreamer
    I love purple; I love cats. Imagine if cats were purple ...
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,605Administrator, Moderator
    Mikki :D

    community-manager


  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

     

  • theirmomhiswifetheirmomhiswife
    Posts: 11Member
    Tamika
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,075Member
    Cindy just Cindy my grandmother will not call me that,lol.
    She calles me Missy !
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • bendorbreak bendorbreak
    Posts: 475Member
    Lacey :)
  • lilolmelilolme
    Posts: 875Member
    @Autumn, my daughter's middle name is Caitlyn, love it. It's beautiful and elegant...
  • AnonUser30
    Posts: 1,916Guest
    Melissa. And don't call me Missy or I WILL slap you. I get Mel most often, Missa or Miss from my family.

    And I have a Morgan - named after Capt Morgan.
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,323Member
    Brandie. Friends and family call me Bran.. Stink says her daddy calls me Asshole.
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,685Member
    Anna

    or DJ Auntie Anna if you're @canadianmama , right Mikki :)
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • cbreeze
    Posts: 40Member
    Tammy (and I'm from so cal beach area), but I'm always open to suggestions for alternatives since I despise my name.
  • ASecondChanceASecondChance
    Posts: 55Member
    Misty. My husband calls me Miss. @silentscreamer - I'm right there with you, hate being called Missy!
  • RyotMommaRyotMomma
    Posts: 402Member
    Sarah but everyone including my Mom calls me Ryot
  • mumof3nz
    Posts: 65Member
    Lee-Anna but it gets shortnd to lee
  • runbitchrunrunbitchrun
    Posts: 907Member
    Danielle but my friends call me Stan.

    I like this thread, now I know who I'm playing draw something with... Just found out who Laura was! Lol!
  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,805Member
    Lol, I didn't think of that I'll have to look to see who is who.

  • cbreeze
    Posts: 40Member
    Hi @SoCaliBeachMum ! You are already my idol in many ways - beaches, name change, proximity to good food...

    Dang, now I want an In-N-Out double double animal style. :)
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,528
    Tarrah. Friends call me TarPants. No idea why since I don't like to wear pants.
    Get me a damn beer.
  • shouldcleanshouldclean
    Posts: 2,370Member
    I'm Sarah :)
  • utleymommyof4utleymommyof4
    Posts: 145Member

    Stacy.....  just called me stacy....

     

    some people call me bitch but thats just the ex's family lol

    Lovez Ya'll
  • SavingGraceSavingGrace
    Posts: 79Member
    I am Amber :D
  • mommacog
    Posts: 70Member
    Leah, no cool nicknames for me...  
  • AnonUser34
    Posts: 1,799Guest
    I forgot to let everyone know if you call me Trina I'll kill a bitch >:) Thanks for understanding ladies :D
  • BirdieBirdie
    Posts: 1,751Member
    Nicole. Nic from most of my friends/family. Nickel by my moms coworkers, her name is penny and we look exactly alike.

    SMSM_s_5

  • MyInnerGoddessMyInnerGoddess
    Posts: 1,558Member
    Kym...but the boys call me SKWEEZ.  Been my nickname since HS (softball) and I have had to jump in a few times to save the DH and his team's asses. 
    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
    ~ George Bernard Shaw~
  • alanne2alanne2
    Posts: 38Member
    Alissa. Family calls me Lissy, Lis or Sis
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Megan! Middle name is Sue ^^^ incase I needed to state the obvious! My mommy nicknamed me. Or Megabucks, don't ask why, IDK, I'm always broke as a joke.
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,856Member
    Katie

    My initials are KDT, when I was born, my dad called me K.D. which morphed into Katie.
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    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • MyInnerGoddessMyInnerGoddess
    Posts: 1,558Member
    My initials are KKK....I don't use all of them very often lol.
    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
    ~ George Bernard Shaw~
  • vintkey78vintkey78
    Posts: 324Member
    Stacy
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,856Member
    MyInnerGoddess said:

    My initials are KKK....I don't use all of them very often lol.


    Ayi yi yi
    LoL
    Do you ever ask your folks why? Was it an oops?

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    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • MyInnerGoddessMyInnerGoddess
    Posts: 1,558Member
    Marriage lol...I have been through the nuptials more than my fair share of times but I was very young dumb and HONEST...I told the first 3 I was only saying yes because I had nothing better to do that day.  And they were all said and done before I was 25.  So I started (maiden) with KKE (or KKB depending on which birth certificate you check), then KKY (KY was interesting), KKO (KO was too), KKN and now....permanently and forevermore KKK.
    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
    ~ George Bernard Shaw~
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,856Member
    LoL
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    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,856Member
    You are all sorts of fun.
    KB (Toy Store) *I couldn't think of anything for KE*
    KY (yeah baby)
    KO (did you ever knock him out?)
    & now you accidentally are a white supremacist
    WDJ_Avatar_zps4536679b
    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • MyInnerGoddessMyInnerGoddess
    Posts: 1,558Member
    Wow...I totally forgot about the toy store.  Too funny.  Now I don't feel so bad :)   =))

    Oh and no...never knocked him out but he knocked me up...that count?  lol
    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
    ~ George Bernard Shaw~
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