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If you could have anything rignt now.. What would it be?
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,342Member
    I want chocolate covered pretzels and wine. Really bad, but I dont want to brave the snow/ice to get it.
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,022
    The user and all related content has been deleted.
    well behaved women seldom make history
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    Answers.

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,232
    My husband...
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,022
    The user and all related content has been deleted.
    well behaved women seldom make history
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    LOL

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • momofeveryonemomofeveryone
    Posts: 1,716Member

    can i have a big ass sunday? w/ tons of chcoclate sauce! please!!!

    we got the house!!!!! i have worked so hard for 5 years to get us in a spot to buy! isnt it cute?!?!?!?
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,795Administrator, Moderator
    Right now? Some dick. Preferably without the asshole, or at least with a silent asshole attached. <--pun hahaha

    And a caramel sundae with real ice cream, not the frozen yogurt.

    And then a warm fuzzy blanket, snuggled up to said silent asshole, and a good night's sleep.

    community-manager


  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,795Administrator, Moderator
    Ohhh and to twitch my nose, and magically have my life all packed away, and the house cleaned up, and all my shit in the new place without me having to throw my back out again moving this damn furniture.

    community-manager


  • singlemomlongx
    Posts: 250Member
    =====D :-D
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,866Member
    A car for my husband... I love that I bought myself a new (to me) minivan, yet I'm the one taking a bus to work.
    WDJ_Avatar_zps4536679b
    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • momofeveryonemomofeveryone
    Posts: 1,716Member

    omg dh is going to the store to buy me ice cream and a pepsi! every bad thought i have ever had about him im sorry for! i love that man! my 36 wek preggo butt is so happy i would dance but im afraid i might rip a seem!!!

    we got the house!!!!! i have worked so hard for 5 years to get us in a spot to buy! isnt it cute?!?!?!?
  • Mama_O_CLZMama_O_CLZ
    Posts: 41Member
    A BLT, a side of fries, a vanilla shake and a cigarette.  :)  
  • chaosmomchaosmom
    Posts: 3,846Member
    My family back together in our own house.

    But, I could really go for a warm & cozy bed & someone to watch the kids in the morning so I can sleep in too!
  • ChickChick
    Posts: 49Member
    Money.  Lots and lotsa money.  ;)
  • CrashCrash
    Posts: 8,218Member
    Nothing, actually.
    See ya in another life, sister!
  • monstamomonstamo
    Posts: 486Member
    An hour long massage, a gallon of milk, laundry soap and a job that pays well where I don't have to work too much or too hard!
  • seamstressJ
    Posts: 724Member
    24 hours kid free (yes, they both drove me insane today! @-) ) & my own little shop to sell my purses, clothes, etc & do alterations out of :D
  • goodmommygoodmommy
    Posts: 1,578Member
    I wanna be in a spa in aspen with a hot masseuse giving me a massage as I stare out at the snow.
    "Allons-y"
  • AnonUser37
    Posts: 1,765Member
    Sleep. Overnights are the devil
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,342Member
    I think I chamged my mind.. My new I want it right now is: for this stupid ass cough to leave my poor baby alone. Gotta love preschool germs... Seems like we get rid of a cold/cough and it comes back a few weeks later.
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • collegemommy
    Posts: 426Member
    The ability to absorb entire books without spending hours reading them...I'm getting so burned out in school and it's only the third week!!! 
  • SaraSara
    Posts: 1,037Member
    A spa weekend. Mostly just a back massage. and a foot massage. Someone else to worry about bills, shopping, housekeeping, puppy training kid carting around etc. Not much....
    Think of your problems as challenges to overcome not obstacles to be avoided.
  • MalmqukMalmquk
    Posts: 633Member
    I wanted these so I made them and now I feel sick !

    [IMG]http://i1125.photobucket.com/albums/l593/malmquk/0488eb49.jpg[/IMG]
  • SerendipitySerendipity
    Posts: 636Member
    A toddler to English translator.
  • farmmommyfarmmommy
    Posts: 1,030Member
    A like button on the message boards
  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,485Member
    I'm hungover.  I want greasy Pizza Hut pizza and Orange Crush.
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,314
    A baby and a car we could all fit in.
  • crazy4sure
    Posts: 76Member
    my electricity back on. Been out since wednesday night!
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 613
    I want:
    to move home and for my husband to have a job that could support living (comfortably) in the bay area, close to our family. 


  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,342Member
    Oh @MommyDearest stuffed crust pizza sounds so good. My dad owns a pizza shop and gives me all kindsa shit if I go to Pizza Hut. Doesn help that as soon as he walks in the door dd says "poppop! My mommy MADE me eat that nasty pizza that isnt yours!"
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • AnonUser37
    Posts: 1,765Member
    Sushi. And a baby. I have the worst baby fever right now that I don't even mind the idea of being pregnant.


    SOMEONE PLEASE SLAP ME. ;))
  • kmetz44kmetz44
    Posts: 2,507Member
    a drink, the bod i had in high school but bigger boobs, the rest of the brownies that are in the kitchen taunting me, to be medical issue free, my own house
    Im pretty extraordinary in an ordinary way
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,342Member
    Oh man, @Meghann I went thru the bad baby fever thing last month. I borrowed my friend's teething nephew for a day. I am over it for now. Are there any cranky babies you can borrow?
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • AnonUser37
    Posts: 1,765Member
    @stinksmama....yeah.....they didn't deter me. I'm also feeling very now or never. I do not want anymore after 30. If I'm going to do it, I want to do it soon. I don't want to start over when my son is in his teens, that's not an option for me
  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,314
    a healthy pregnancy, about 3 million dollars (i figure it's enough to pay off debt, spend some, save some for self and kids and be able to live comfortably while still working part-time for the rest of my life) and have the body i had when i first got pregnant with #1 but have the knowledge i do now of how to not ruin it!
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,342Member
    @Meghann I keep saying if I dont have another by 30, I wont have anymore. I will be 27 this summer.

    @PPM I have never had sake. I've only had sushi twice.
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • AnonUser37
    Posts: 1,765Member
    Mmmmm @psychopsychicmommy yes, sake too!!

    @stinksmama ill be 26, but bf is 43 (yes, yes, I know) so he's eh on having any. I think its just the true realization that I might not have another that's making me squirm. Normally I'm a ok with the idea.
  • SerendipitySerendipity
    Posts: 636Member
    Amendment- here's what I want:

    5 mil $ after taxes
    pre-pregnancy body
    a nanny
    2 healthy kids (they have constantly been sick this winter)
    new wardrobe of clean stylish clothes

  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,314
    I want a maid to help me clean and super nanny to whip my kids into shape!!!! O'yea lots of money, that would help too :)
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,795Administrator, Moderator
    Today? That my exhole would fall down and bump his head and get amnesia, and forget we were ever married...

    community-manager


  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,464Member
    Today I want to have this damn kid. I am so over being pregnant today. 7 more weeks... X(
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,342Member
    Today I want dd to take her meds without me,having to tackle her.

    @CallieFlower82 fingers crossed that the next 7wks go super quick
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • Anonymous
    Posts: 29,314
    A genie good for 5 wishes.
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,340Member
    A shit ton of money. We could buy this house, fix it, and have some resources to help our aging family members and be able to afford a good babysitter for our kids so that we could go out to a movie together. (As it stands, we never watch movies at the theater together. I went to see Red Tails today. Tomorrow he'll watch it.) If the money would ruin our relationships, then I don't *need* anything. I'd rather have a box of chocolates.
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  • SerendipitySerendipity
    Posts: 636Member
    A sure fire way to get my kids to sleep

  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,614Administrator, Moderator
    My own place, and some chocolate ice cream.

    community-manager


  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,342Member
    I'm with you @CanadianMama. I have to share my room with Rylee. 3yr olds arre bad roommates.
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,614Administrator, Moderator
    @Stinksmama I love that your daughter is named Rylee too :D

    My husband, my Rylee and I live with my parents, and it is a big enough house, but I'm just so tired of cleaning up other peoples messes : ( I'm tired, and want privacy, and my own kitchen, and my own laundry room. Ugh!

    community-manager


  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,342Member
    Nothing worse than being Cinderella..
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,499Member
    Another day off.
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
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