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Cute things your kids say
  • mommyof2manymommyof2many
    Posts: 35Member

    For my DD, who is three:

    Pasanda = lasagna

    oopsiestinky = one or the other of our two cats (she can't tell them apart, why I don't know they look completely different, and tehy are named Oops and Stinky)

    I do my pre, and teacher tells me not today = I think "I go to preschool, but my teacher told me I don't have school today"

    The best one yet from her was at the bus stop waiting for her older brothers and sisters.  She told me "Mommy. I want a baby in my belly."  I freaked internally and then asked calmly what she meant.  She told me "I want a little sister, so you need to get a baby in my belly."  The other parents are losing it by now.  Finally after some discussion I realized, she thought since she was the last to "come out of Mommy's tummy"  that my tummy was her possesion until I have another baby and she wanted to pass it on to a little sister. 

    Finally my eight year old asked if fireworks hurt G-d.  So cute.

  • tothemoonandbacktothemoonandback
    Posts: 2,268Member
    I love these!  Jameson always says the "mommy hold you" instead of 'me', and uses that for everything (the "you" part).  He's been sick with a horrible lung virus, so his docs have him on steroids, albuterol, etc.. which make him CRAZY.  The other night in the bath he was staring at the water whispering "be carefulllll be carefullll" freakin' creeped me out.
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
  • krnamba
    Posts: 1Member
    My daughter pretty much thinks that she is my mom so whenever she wants picked up she says, "Mommy, I hold you." LOL.

    The other day she was sitting on her dad's lap and she put her tiny hands around his throat and said "I break your neck of NOW daddy!!" Not really sure where she got that one lol.
  • AnonUser31
    Posts: 327Guest
    My ds6 says lemolade for lemonade
    Enchilalas for enchilada

    But my favorite thing... Nana said we can stay at her house this weekend!
    Yay for alone time!
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,664Member
    Every once in a while I'll tell dd she's killing me and she either responds "No, mummy I'm killing daddy" or " No mummy daddy is killing you" or my fav "yup!"
  • nessamommynessamommy
    Posts: 671Member
    DD4 is always cracking me up.
    Saturday we took the 3 little monsters out to eat.  I was teasing ds3 about being mean to me, and he laid his head on my shoulder and Told me I love you. I said 'Oh I see how you are you little suck-up'
    DD4 looks at Dh, lays her head on his arm and says LOUDLY" I'm sucking Daddy!" then licks his arm. 
    We both cracked up, but got some weird stares from the other people in the restaurant
    Later on in the meal dh stole a fry from dd2's plate. she said "hey you stinky daddy, my plate." Then pointed to his plate "That Daddy Plate".  Then pointed back to her plate and said "Hands off, Bud"
    That definitely got the old couple next to us to crack up.


    If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
  • onetimeonetime
    Posts: 2,117Member
    DD 2.5 says "you my best fweind" I love that. So sweet. 

    The other day, though, she saw a picture of herself, and said "OH NO! My hair! It's so bad!" HAHA! She has crazy curly red hair, which is RARELY under control, and the funniest part, the picture she saw, it was *actually* pretty tamed, LOL! 
    Suck it up buttercup!
  • kcsmommykcsmommy
    Posts: 186Member
    When my daughter was little anytime she was itchy she would say I have a scratch and I need to itch it, or  will you itch my scratch? It was funny she also loved tabasco sauce and had to have BASCO sauce on everything.

    My five year old son on the other hand is a hoot! He is always flapping his jaws, so its daily that he cracks us up! The other day he told me "Oh my god mommy you need to come look at this candy bar I just left in the toilet!!" I thought that he had put a candy bar in the toilet, so I was about to lecture him about not putting anything in the toilet but he had gone poop and wanted me to see how big it was. GROSS I know but he is a boy! It was funny that he called it a candy bar. He does stuff like this all the time and cracks me up! 
    Another example is a few weeks ago when we had a cold spell my son refused to wear a coat even though it was freezing outside... so I let him run around without a coat on. Going into our library an old lady (probably 70's -80's) stopped my son and asked him where his coat was, and  without missing a beat he told the lady "Lady I am a VAMPIRE and the cold doesn't bother vampires". The lady was dumb struck and I just started laughing my head off. My son is on a vampire kick lately and not a day goes by that he doesn't remind me that he is a vampire or he says something to do with a vampire. Like when we were on our way to California and the flight attendant asked him what he wanted to drink "I want some blood but no ice please. ohh and can I have 3 peanuts please." The flight attendant looked at me like what...? I told her he wanted Cranberry Apple Juice but he calls it blood... because well he is a vampire. Yes, my son is a Twilight fan! Much to his father's dismay!!
  • beambeam
    Posts: 1,083Member
    dd7mo : gagagaga gagagagag bababa babababab katkatkat heeeey hiiiiiiii yeaaaah
    (I love it)
    "Magic things are fond of deceptions.” ― Tom Robbins
  • GirdyOleeGirdyOlee
    Posts: 426Member
    I came home from work one day to my DD3 watching cartoons and DS1 napping.  I asked DD3, "Where's your dad?"

    Without even looking away from the screen she says, "He's washing his balls."

    Sure enough, he was in the shower.  *sigh*
    :-w
  • candn901
    Posts: 2Member
    My daughter calls Pirate Booty (the puff snack) Pirate Boobies...cracks me up every time she says it.
  • Unique_MommaUnique_Momma
    Posts: 437Member
    My DS 16 months is starting to babble random things, but my favorite so far is how he calls the cats. He'll run after them hollering "PUSSY! PUSSY! PUSSY!" Cracks me up every time XD
  • ArmymamaArmymama
    Posts: 200Member
    Mine is only 13 months so its all cute. But he says; mama, dada, papa, baba, ni ni,,.byebye, Vroom Vroom, hi, bubba, nom nom...and a few random noises that sounds like words lol.
  • OnmylastnerveOnmylastnerve
    Posts: 1,648Member
    Dd is 17months and she learned something new. All day long I hear "heeeeyyyyy mommy" for some reason the way she says it is very long islandish.
    not my chair, not my problem
  • AloneOverseasAloneOverseas
    Posts: 2,248Member
    DS6 loves trolls .... But what he's really trying to say is .... He wants the CONtrol for the ps3! He tends to drop the first syllable on multi-syllable words. Lol
    I love purple; I love cats. Imagine if cats were purple ...
  • kmetz44kmetz44
    Posts: 2,567Member
    Dd says grorover for granola
    Ds says pacooter for computer
    Im pretty extraordinary in an ordinary way
  • TerrapinDragonfly
    Posts: 76Member
    I don't have any kids but this thread makes my day so much better to read =)
  • HaileysMomHaileysMom
    Posts: 475Member
    Hailey says "giggle giggle" instead of "tickle tickle". She even started tickling an elderly lady in the store. Luckily, the lady just tickled her back.
  • exhausted
    Posts: 4Member
    My mom lives over an hour away, but comes over at least once a week. When my oldest was 5, she told him she had to leave and he didn't want her to go yet. She said "I've gotta go honey, I have a long drive." He asked "why do you have to park so far away?".
  • wonderwomanx3
    Posts: 467Member
    When my oldest was in the 1st or 2nd grade he got in the van after school holding a bar of soap. I asked him if he made it & he said yeah. I said wow that's pretty cool. He said yeah it's urine soap (glycerin). I had to pull over so I could pull myself together again.
  • AlbertaMomAlbertaMom
    Posts: 848Member
    Last night DD kept asking me to find her fleshlight. Bahaha I could barely contain myself.
    Fleshlight! Mommy my fleshlight! Find it! Fleshlight!
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
  • twinmommy2004
    Posts: 254Member

    my valentine this year:


    O hey mommy I raely love you


     

    the secret to happiness is not getting what you want, it's wanting what you get
  • MalmqukMalmquk
    Posts: 634Member
    My ds 4 was jibber jabbing on about his "work" and I picked up my phone as it rang and started talking..." for goodness sake mum, use your inside voice"

    Speechless.
  • mocarskmocarsk
    Posts: 9Member

    I'm completely new here but love this topic!!!

     

    My DD6 used to say "hug you" when she wanted to be picked up. I loved it and miss it so much now that she's older!!

  • MomSpit
    Posts: 1Member
    My DH is a Star Wars fanatic and recently got a Star Wars board book for our 20 month old DD.  When he reads it to her she points out the characters

    Chewcababa = Chewbaca

    R 2 E Do = R2D2

    C 3 B 3 2 O = C3PO

    Ha Sowo = Han Solo

    Pri cess Eia = Princess Leia

    Uke = Luke

    Or if we ask were someone is on the page, she says "Tere ee izz!"

    If we ask if she's Princess Leia or Luke or who ever she gets very serious and says "No.  Jai Ja (Jaina)."  Pointing to herself.  "I wight ere."

    Melt me!
  • sarcasimworks
    Posts: 1Member
    Leaving the store the clerk thanks me for my patience.  I reply with a smile, "Patience is a virtue."  My 9yr old DS asks how I know that saying, his teacher used it.  I tell him the phrase was coined a long time ago and everyone knows it.  He pauses and then says, "Oh, so it's like Michael Jackson's THRILLER, everyone knows it."  Good grief...
  • retal
    Posts: 10Member

    well my lovely little girl (almost 3) had a conversation with me the other day when i picked her up from school.


    DD: mommy, i'm thirsty - i need water


    me: i know love, mommy is too but we have to wait til we get home


    dd: BUT mommy, i'm DYING.. i need agua


    me: yes dear i know..you're gonna have to wait


    dd: *whines* i'm DYING


    me: you're not dying


    dd: *whines* yes i am DYING.. see... i'm sooooooo thirsty; i need agua


     


    I was driving in tears i was laughing so hard...lol

  • SpringSpring
    Posts: 1,543Member
    DD4 says some hilarious things but lately she keeps putting random parts of her sentences into air quotes and it gets really funny.


    "If Daddy goes to 'work' tomorrow, can we go too?" That one makes us laugh the most because it makes it seem like she doesn't believe he actually works. She always puts work in quotations now when she refers to his job. What's odd is both of us very rarely use air quotes. 
    "Sometimes I question my sanity. Sometimes it replies."
  • wonderwomanx3
    Posts: 467Member
    Ds5 says wong. As in i'm wearing a wong sweeved shirt.
  • wonderwomanx3
    Posts: 467Member
    He also says my instead of i. My want a cookie
  • mommyfabulous
    Posts: 5Member
    3 year old son shouted, "Look at all the poop factories!" while we drove by a field of cows. Whenever we see a cow we call them 'poop factories."
  • Not_hisAnymoreNot_hisAnymore
    Posts: 285Member
    From my oldest DS19 when he was a mere sprig.
    Botzi = pizza
    Beegos = fingers
    Go-goes in the kye = airplanes in the sky
    Dire Duck = fire truck

    And he had a brilliant way of figuring out if something was alive or not. If it had eyes it was alive, if it had wheels it wasn't.
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    My DS3 tells me that every meal I make is "sooo licious"

    Today he told me his "energies" (allergies) we're acting up
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,345Member
    I saw on a different thread that some other moms liked going to cemeteries and it reminded me of some. We like going to old cemeteries and looking around too. The kids like it , odd I know. Anyway my daughter could always find the kids. She would walk up to a gravestone and look at it , and ask who it was. 9 times out of ten it was a young child. She got upset a one time ( usally she didn't ) she said " he was my best friend! I miss him so much!!" the child in question had died sometime in 1905 I think and was fairly young when he died. The headstone was hard to make out. She calmed down when we pointed out the boys brother , mother and father were with him now. It is bittersweet thinking that she is with her " best fiend" now.
    The other thing they she did was she would say " look at all the people who died RIGHT HERE!!". She thought that the people came to the cemetery and died right were they were buried. Lol the mindset of a kid.
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • joynfreedom
    Posts: 57Member

    Love these keep em coming.

    I remember the first time both of mine cursed!!  They said heaps of really cute stuff too but the first swears nearly made me die.

    DD10 was three and after spending an evening with Daddy and his friends at a BBQ she dropped the f-bomb the next day when a car nearly t-Boned another car at the supermarket carpark she said "Fuck me Mum, that stupid man nearly hit the other car!" I nearly crashed our car!!

    DD5 was only 19months old and was really annoying her daddy who was trying to work in his study I went down to the study picked her up and as we were walking out the door, with her cute little nappy bottom resting in my hand she looks straight at him and says "Puck You Daddy" (fuck you daddy) I put her down in the door way and just walked away, (then died laughing in the laundry) she had been in the shed with her dad and his mates all the night before, and that was his one to deal with!

  • c4mommy
    Posts: 2Member
    My DS9 had to have surgery on both ankles last year.  The night before the surgery on the left one, he says, "That's weird.  My right leg is nervous, but my left one isn't.  They're not even working on my right leg tomorrow!"

    My DS5 stepped on a nail the other night and DS9 thought he needed to use his crutches.  When we went to get one of the boys from piano, DS5 told me he needed his "stretchers" to get back in the house.  He's also taken to saying "Pardon me" instead of "excuse me".  Sounds so grown up.  I tell him "I love you", and he says, "I love you more".  I once told him, "that's not possible."  He said, "it is too possible", so I said "you don't even know what 'possible' is."  Now when we get in that war, he always tells me I don't know what possible is.  I LOVE it!

    My niece broke her arm, and my DS5 was baffled.  He asked me several questions about it being "broke off", and I tried to explain it to him.  Finally, as we neared their house, he said, matter-of-factly, "At least Jayton (her brother) still has two arms."  I thought I was gonna cry from laughing so hard!

    My DS7 is VERY gassy, and it ALWAYS stinks something awful.  He lets one and waits for someone to say something.  When they do, he thinks it's hilarious!  He's so proud!  Definitely, his father's child!
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,632Member
    This wasn't my kid, just some random kid I overheard looking into the horse enclosure at a petting farm: "Look at all that poop! How can they live with all that poop?"
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • luvmy2babieskds
    Posts: 1Member
    My dd2 speaks incredibly clear for her age, but we realized when we taught her the word "thumpkin" is that it comes out sounding like "f*ckin" Its hard not to lmao of when she sings the thumpking song :)
  • smt333
    Posts: 3Member
    Recently on a road trip, we stopped for gasand I took my DS2 inside with me to pay.  He saw the candy and asked to have some.  I told him no, so he said "Ok, my just smell it", and proceded to walk down the asiles smelling the candy. :)
  • wonderwomanx3
    Posts: 467Member
    Not my kid (thank goodness) but I was in the restroom at the mall one day & I heard a kid talking to his mom as she was in the stall.  It was really quiet in there & I heard this conversation, 'Mom?', 'Yeah?', 'You've got a big butt.' I had to leave the bathroom so I could LOL.
  • kcsmommykcsmommy
    Posts: 186Member
    Another of the cutest things my little boy (5yrs old) ever has done was on Valentines Day this year he woke me up and said "Happy Valentines Day mama, I love you!!" then he gave me a hug and a kiss!! Then ran off to play.... The little guy melted my heart!! :x
  • MikeAlphaBakerMikeAlphaBaker
    Posts: 78Member
    MomSpit said:

    My DH is a Star Wars fanatic and recently got a Star Wars board book for our 20 month old DD.  When he reads it to her she points out the characters

    Chewcababa = Chewbaca

    R 2 E Do = R2D2

    C 3 B 3 2 O = C3PO

    Ha Sowo = Han Solo

    Pri cess Eia = Princess Leia

    Uke = Luke

    Or if we ask were someone is on the page, she says "Tere ee izz!"

    If we ask if she's Princess Leia or Luke or who ever she gets very serious and says "No.  Jai Ja (Jaina)."  Pointing to herself.  "I wight ere."

    Melt me!




    In the Star Wars expanded universe a few years after the events in "Return of the Jedi" Han Solo and Leia Organa got married, one of their children is named Jaina. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jaina_Solo
  • LDL
    Posts: 16Member

    DD taddling on a friend - "Mommy...she said I'm not a REAL princess!"  LOL

  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,788Member
    Today B(2yo) told me that 'on his scooter he goes fast down the hill cause of grabity' 
    And in the morning we have bekwrast. 


    His speech is really good, so the cute things are SUCH a novelty for me! 

    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • Katescrazymom
    Posts: 1,899Member
    I told dd3 she can be whatever she wants when she grow up. She wants to be a giraffe.
    She also spent a while yesterday telling me that different foods go into different parts of her tummy, and the chocolate goes right here, and there is lots of room there. Chocolate is very licious for her tummy.
  • wonderwomanx3
    Posts: 467Member
    My youngest used to call a roller coaster a roaster coaster. Bubble gum was gubble bum
  • GrainneGrainne
    Posts: 891Member
    Our boys share a room and often want to sleep together (twins) when they were 3 C really wanted to sleep with R who said no. I told R C wants to sleep with you because you are his best Brother. He looked at me and said "he's fired". I had to leave the room as was laughing too hard
  • Samantha
    Posts: 72Member

    DD10:  Mom, is a corpse a dead husband?

    Me:  No, a corpse is a bead body.

    DD10:  Well what do you call a dead husband?

    Me:  Umm, I don't think there's a word for that...

  • AllOrNothingAllOrNothing
    Posts: 135Member
    My 6yo climbed up with me while I was nursing the baby, kisses him, tells him he is cute, looked at me and said "you're cute Too mommy. Daddy did a good job picking you!" little darling :)
  • Aussie_MotherAussie_Mother
    Posts: 18Member
    When my DD3 i told her off and said "quit playing silly buggers", she somehow thought i said "silly hamburgers" so now when ever she in in a ratty or hyper mood she says "look mum im playing silly hamburgers"
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