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  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    For hijacking a thread, I thought I'd start a new one.

    Who'd have thought that this sexy bunch of bitches would not only elicit a response from a super troll, but a pervy one, as well!! That's two in one week! Go Scary Mommies GO!!!
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
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  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    @mammateeroll Just an 18/19 year old guy interested in 'older women' :) 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    Bahaha...Athlete was his user name. He started the thread on Cheating Spouses and apparently messaged everyone that posted on it under the guise that he was doing research for Psychology. He's really just a MILF stalker, I guess. He messaged me and by the end of the conversation, he was trying to elicit a dirty convo with me. Little douche.
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • cr8zy_mom_of_4cr8zy_mom_of_4
    Posts: 49Member
    he was trying to get me to send him pictures! hahaha what a dirty little boy.
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,612Administrator, Moderator
    Lmao, it's been an exciting week!!

    community-manager


  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    @ca8zy_mom_of_4 Really??? LMFAO...seriously. I am almost in tears after that one!!
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • SuperSneaky
    Posts: 53Member
    He asked me why my name was SuperSneaky. Lol.

    I asked in his older women thread how he even found Scary Mommy... I'm starting to wonder if maybe his mom uses the site and that's how he discovered... if so, "hug" for you, SM! ;)

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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • cr8zy_mom_of_4cr8zy_mom_of_4
    Posts: 49Member
    @MumTheWord yes really. i was like "seriously??" hahaha i really couldn't believe it.
  • WildandFree
    Posts: 1,596Member
    I So would've sent him dirty pictures... Granted they wouldn't be of me. But they'd be dirty alright!
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    LOL!! OMG, that would be soo funny if he found us on his mom's web history!! I didn't even see the older women thread. I told him that we real-life MILFs aren't like the pornos...we will kick his ass out. MILF does not equal whore....

    Although according to our most recent troll it does. This all has me just rolling. Both of you Athlete and funnyshit...wherever or whoever you may be!!
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • SuperSneaky
    Posts: 53Member
    Sure, sometimes we might be bored moms or "desperate housewives," especially when it comes to some confessions...

    But I definitely don't need another kid. I'd feel like I'd have to drive him around and take him to his games or something. =D
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    He wouldn't know what to do with a real woman if he got the chance. He tried to tell me that he tried some stuff with his friend's mom while her DH and his friend were asleep...and that she kissed him back, blah blah blah...I called bullshit. Lay off the cable and the porn and do your homework, kid!!
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • cr8zy_mom_of_4cr8zy_mom_of_4
    Posts: 49Member
    OMG he just emailed me. how do i make it to where no one can see my email??? he's a nasty little boy!!!! X(
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    OMG!! I don't know...@Nikki, @Unforgiven...how does she do that??
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • SuperSneaky
    Posts: 53Member
    cr8zy_mom_of_4 said:

    OMG he just emailed me. how do i make it to where no one can see my email??? he's a nasty little boy!!!! X(



    OMG! He might see you posting about him and thinking you're just playing hard to get. Lol lolol. Sorry he keeps on :(
  • cr8zy_mom_of_4cr8zy_mom_of_4
    Posts: 49Member
    ugh i guess that's what he thinks! lololol but that's so not it! lolol does anyone know how to take my e-mail off?
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  • PhDMommyPhDMommy
    Posts: 714Member
    @cr8zy_mom_of_4 go to your profie, click edit my account and uncheck the box.
    Ts'i mahnu uterna ot twan ot geifur hingts uto.
    No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    @cr8zy_mom_of_4 who is your email provider?? I know on Yahoo you can block senders to keep from getting messages from him.
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    MammaTeeRoll said:

    find his e-mail, get his facebook, and TELL HIS MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    I am gonna pee myself...this is too funny!!
    =)) =)) =)) :)]
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • cr8zy_mom_of_4cr8zy_mom_of_4
    Posts: 49Member
    okie dokie, thanks y'all!! doin that NOW. what a little perv.
  • cr8zy_mom_of_4cr8zy_mom_of_4
    Posts: 49Member
    PhDMommy said:

    @cr8zy_mom_of_4 go to your profie, click edit my account and uncheck the box.



    thank you!!!
  • cr8zy_mom_of_4cr8zy_mom_of_4
    Posts: 49Member
    MammaTeeRoll said:

    look on your profile. @canadianmama can help, and help deal with this little perv.

    find his e-mail, get his facebook, and TELL HIS MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




    i seriously almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard at this!!! LOVE IT!!
  • PhDMommyPhDMommy
    Posts: 714Member
    No problem Happy to help :)
    Ts'i mahnu uterna ot twan ot geifur hingts uto.
    No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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  • SuperSneaky
    Posts: 53Member

    cr8zy_mom_of_4 said:

    MammaTeeRoll said:

    look on your profile. @canadianmama can help, and help deal with this little perv.

    find his e-mail, get his facebook, and TELL HIS MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




    i seriously almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard at this!!! LOVE IT!!


    Lol seriously! Do a Google search and try to find his mama ;) On the other hand, if he IS 18 (maybe, maybe not), he's an adult and capable of his own sexual vices hehehe
  • cr8zy_mom_of_4cr8zy_mom_of_4
    Posts: 49Member
    MammaTeeRoll said:

    can you imagine the discussion at the dinner table?  "why am i getting facebook messages from strange women that want you to quit sexting and begging for naked pictures? "   "i checked that site, and it's not porn. why are you so hung up on mommies? i guess i need to call your father....."




    =)) =)) =)) =)) =))  hahaha i can't quit laughing!!!
  • Chevys_Mommy
    Posts: 258Member
    Hmm, weird, maybe he opened another account before that one? The name was tybuck, and he messaged me about my hubby not pleasing me in bed, I guess my pregnancy position post made him think I wasn't satisfied or something lol and he asked if I was able to masterbate and then I received a message from him, but then it disappeared, and so did his profile lol. The email notification I got had said that he replied with meet?
    WEIRD!!! Kinda creeps me out. Hopefully he doesn't start emailing me! I'm on my phone so I've never even been to the settings and all that lol
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,084Member
    =)) =))
    I just got an email from Athlete.
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    Persistent little fucker, isn't he??
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
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  • notperfectnotperfect
    Posts: 743Member
    What would it do to his fragile ego to know we are all laughing at the poor boy someone should tag him in this convo so that he can weigh in. :-\"
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member

    This!!! Who's got the know-how?
    MammaTeeRoll said:

    omg..ok, tecchie moms, there has to be a way to trace him to other sites. they all require an IP address. lets tell his mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   i am laughing just thinking about it!  @athlete




    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,612Administrator, Moderator
    @Chevys_mommy I would guess that tybuck and athlete are one and the same.

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  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    @notperfect, he's been banned, but as persistent as he is, he'll be back!
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • cr8zy_mom_of_4cr8zy_mom_of_4
    Posts: 49Member
    CanadianMama said:

    @Chevys_mommy I would guess that tybuck and athlete are one and the same.




    yes they are the same. he tried sending me a pm from both of them telling me that tybuck got deleted so he made another one!!! hahahahaha!!!
  • notperfectnotperfect
    Posts: 743Member
    I guess if he's not grounded ^^^^^^
  • cr8zy_mom_of_4cr8zy_mom_of_4
    Posts: 49Member
    notperfect said:

    I guess if he's not grounded ^^^^^^




    =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    notperfect said:

    I guess if he's not grounded ^^^^^^




    :-))
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • [Deleted User]
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  • PhDMommyPhDMommy
    Posts: 714Member
    Chevys_Mommy said:

    Hopefully he doesn't start emailing me! I'm on my phone so I've never even been to the settings and all that lol



    FYI, @Chevys_mom, I just looked at your profile and your email is not set to public. 
    Ts'i mahnu uterna ot twan ot geifur hingts uto.
    No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
  • Chevys_Mommy
    Posts: 258Member
    @PhDMommy- Thanks! Lol. I always forget when I'm by a computer to log on & upload a pic and look at my settings.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    OMG you guys! I am dying over here, yes Tybuck=Athlete  =)) =)) @mammateeroll

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • pdxmama
    Posts: 1,470Member
    Aw fuck! How did I miss this little assclown? That's what I get for being responsible and taking my kids to school & cleaning my house.
  • cr8zy_mom_of_4cr8zy_mom_of_4
    Posts: 49Member
    @pdxmama oh i'm sure you'll hear from him sooner or later! hahaha
  • MalmqukMalmquk
    Posts: 633Member
    Damn the english time difference!
  • AnonUser24
    Posts: 2,607Guest
    I feel left out :(  lol I didn't get any pervy messages  :((
  • AnonUser29
    Posts: 1,169Guest
    @freedomlover, we both sure seem to miss out on the fun. #lame
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,454Member
    I'm telling you, this is like some off shoot of American Pie! LOL Degenerate teen trolling the interwebs for MILFs and he finds Scary Mommy...
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

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