Passing gas in a relationship.

breezy

Do you fart?

Infront of dh?

On accident?

On purpose?

With intent?

While sleeping?

Just wondering .. I am crazy, loud, will try anything once, type of girl but I have always refrained from farting in front of dh... anyone actually... always. I can't deuce in public bathrooms either.

My boys thinks its great if they catch me "slipping"... but there girlfriends are fucked.

My boys are completely convinced that "girls don't fart.... except for crystal (their sister)"

breezy

and I am impressed by a girl that can change a tire. And by a girl that can smoky eye while driving...

the Giant BELCH... is not a talent .. Its lack of restraint.

every other girls pretends not to be able to do it because its disgusting.

momofdbb

All of the above lol. We are bad lol. DH loves to do the " pull my finger" trick with the kids. Drives me insane. Then they want me to do it too!!

AnonUser26

I cant poop when he's home. I farted in front of him once, but he was tickling me and it slipped. I wanted to die of embarrassment. I've gone a week without pooping because we were on vacay and together 24/7. My friends make fun of me because I stress about it. I don't think it's funny. I actually wonder if I'll ever get over it. With xh I'd let it rip, no problem. With him I didn't care, I guess?

Love

Do you fart? Yes.

Infront of dh? On occassion, it slips out.

On accident? Yes.

On purpose? Never.

With intent? Never.

While sleeping? ALWAYS. And he thinks it's hilarious. But I can't fuckin HELP it, I'm asleep FFS !

breezy said:
And by a girl that can smoky eye while driving...

WHAT does that mean? LOL Smoky eye while driving?

LLB

@love I think she means eyeshadow. Could be wrong though.

breezy

@love ... as in makeup ... While in motion... lol. It's impressive!

Driving with smoke in the eye would also be impressive.

Love

shit, I thought you meant GIVE someone the come-hither eyes while driving LOL

breezy

@love .... Also impressive!

many_moons_ago

Do you fart? Yes

Infront of dh? Hell yes and some times even on him

On accident? Yes

On purpose? Hell yes. I'll even walk up to him a fart next to him. Or at a store I'll fart next to him a blame him for it.

With intent? Yes

While sleeping? Most likely.

PurpleFlowers

mamaBee said:
I fart in front of my children. Then I blame one of them, even saying, "Oh man you farted" when it was obvious it was me, and the kid is the only other person in the room. Sometimes I say, "Who farted?" with loud ones just to be a little bit annoying.

But in front of boyfriend or when I was married, in front of XH? Nope. Can't do it.

Only time I will is if I CANNOT hold it, and in that case I do the "Squeeze and Ease" so that it comes out silent, and then I pray to the gas gods it doesn't smell.

^^ this is exactly me. Lol

mommydelirious

Okay Ill admit I DO pass gas around DH.
Iv had some stomach issues in the past...and it still crops up now and then when I eat certain things and I don't just mean "oh I have a bit of gas. One time it was rocking, fetal position...the whole she-bang...After that I think I might have been scared to hold it in! But sometimes I do try to do it without him noticing...but he has been known to say that I needed to check checked out...like by a doc...cause apparently it was horrible.

chaosmom

Absolutely not, never ever in front of anybody!!

But I don't find farting as hilarious as all the boys in my life lol.

Koala82

My DH is my best friend and lover. Do I pass gas in front of him or around him? YES! LOL! I am completely comfortable around him. If I wasn't then I probably wouldn't and I didn't early on in our relationship. Frankly I don't see it as that big of a deal, we all have the need to do it and yes it can be embarrassing but that's only because we were taught that a thing that is a natural function of our body is something to be ashamed of. Especially females for some reason, males seem to have no problem with "expressing" themselves.

episcopal

Of course! And DW can fart and get a reading on the Richter Scale! But we always say "excuse me" afterward.

TrEr02

Yes to all of the above lmao. Its a fun little game hubby and I have :) He calls me thunder clap!! LOl. Gotta have a lil humor after being married for 10 years, but we have been farting on eachother from the beginging. He has even called me from work and farted in the phone lol. I love him :D

episcopal

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Ashdawn684

No I don't, dh gets mad if I burp in front of him he would probably die if I let one rip but he is an ass!

I have issues with using the bathroom in public, I can't do it! I lived with dh for 6 months before I could go there, I had to go to my moms every time. There has been a few close calls trying to make it home!

Onmylastnerve

I do all of the above! I even burp in front of him and yes we rate it and even high five if it was impressive! I dress like a lady (somedays) but I'm just a tomboy at heart. :)

shadylane

It took like a year before I was comfortable with bf but now I don't care. We don't close the bathroom door ever. He apparently was comfortable with me early on lol. He farts on me all the time in bed, I don't care I think everything he does is cute lol

Jjva

We both have stomach issues, so our house is a bit crazy sometimes. We do draw the line at farting on each other though. But the rest? Fair game? We will be in a store and one of us will fart and just say to the other...'you need to start walking THAT way....'. We are horrible.

I'm a belcher too. He doesn't seem to ever need to belch. I do soda though and he never does.

MarySunshine

I fart on him when I get the chance. We like to try to out burp each other. We've seen each other on the can...

Anyone try to Dutch oven their DH? I want to, but I fear the retaliation. LOL

TrEr02

@CallieFlower82 I have lol

MaryPoppins25

For the first 6 weeks of our relationship dan begged me to fart in front of him, it was sick how bad he wanted me to. He was convinced that I was only actually comfortable in the relationship if I could fart in front of him. Well I held out even once I was comfy just because I could lol. But when I did give in we were laying in bed falling asleep after love making "puzzling" which is spooning more intricately. I let it rip right on his leg and it shocked him. He NEVER should have opened that can of worms, I've dutch ovened the fucker and he's done it to me too. We are a very very odd couple and we are pretty gross and weird as well.

MarySunshine

Hurray for Dutch ovening! Bwahahahahaha!

Demanda

breezy said:
Do you fart?
Infront of dh?
On accident?
On purpose?
With intent?
While sleeping?

Just wondering .. I am crazy, loud, will try anything once, type of girl but I have always refrained from farting in front of dh... anyone actually... always. I can't deuce in public bathrooms either.

Yes to all of the above. I never used to fart on purpose, but after getting Dutch Ovened by him a few times I've sought revenge. My son thinks farts are hilarious too of course so there's a lot of fart gags (sometimes literally :-&) in my life. I do get annoyed when they make farts, real or pretend, and I'm not in the mood. Don't they realize they're in the presence of a lady? Sheesh.

I hate pooping in public, I refused to do it for most of my life but now I have tummy issues that force it sometimes. Haha I actually shit my pants in the mall about 3 or 4 years ago...probably my most embarrassing moment although I don't even know how many people noticed...I like to think none other than the people I was with lol. Anyway, that was the turning point... I'll do it now if I must.

jacigirl6354

Yes

Not really

ALL THE FREAKING TIME!

DH says I'm like a motorboat while I sleep. :)

FreeToBeMee

Yes to all of the above.

i am also not above blaming it on the dog.

We have a fart war every morning. Fear of brain damage is much more efficient than an alarm clock to get you out of bed.

Koala82

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regp

Do you fart? of course

Infront of dh? not if I can help it at all

On accident? rarely

On purpose? never

With intent? never

While sleeping? probably

I don't enjoy potty humor of any type. My XH would rip farts, belch, etc. in front of me, next to me, on me, on purpose and I found him repulsive. Unfortunately, he taught my daughter to be the same way and we are just not allowing it in our house. Even DS7 doesn't do it on purpose.

That said, if it happens, you say excuse me and move on. No laughing and pointing or asking who cut the cheese.

We also do not talk about poop - that one is harder because of course the kids think it's funny. I have made it known that I do not poop. ;)

episcopal

@Koala82, I couldn't believe the number of reviews on that. Too funny!

Grits

Oh, wow...absolutely yes to everything! We have been together almost 12 years, so there's pretty much nothing that embarrasses us in front of the other. He's seen me shit on the delivery table a few times, so I'm pretty sure he knows I fart. The only time I wouldn't do it around him was right around the time I discovered I had a milk allergy. The gas (both forms) was terrible! It smelled so bad I'm pretty sure it could have peeled paint...I didn't subject him to that hell---it was even killing me.

Koala82

@episcopal I know crazy huh? Some of the reviews are pretty funny and I have had a good laugh because of them! :)

[Deleted User]

I never hold anything back. Maybe it takes a little of the mystery and sexiness away, but EH. I even ask my kids if they "tooted" all the time. They get a good kick out of that. It's a pretty natural phenomenon and it doesn't bother me.

AnonUser37

Uh yeh and i burp too. And we've only been together a few months. I don't hold back. Period. Im not girly and sweet and feminine. I also do it in front of the guys at work and those assholes can CLEAR A HALLWAY with their gas. Seriously ....I'm a little impressed with the sounds they can make.

I love potty humor. Think its hilarious and i hate hate hate when people are uptight about it....why? Every one does it....who the hell decided it wasn't ok for girls to have bodily functions?!?

unforgiven

Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
No.
Yes.
:D

broken_dawn

many_moons_ago said:
Do you fart? Yes
Infront of dh? Hell yes and some times even on him
On accident? Yes

On purpose? Hell yes. I'll even walk up to him a fart next to him. Or at a store I'll fart next to him a blame him for it.

With intent? Yes

While sleeping? Most likely.

notsohotmomma said:
I never hold anything back. Maybe it takes a little of the mystery and sexiness away, but EH. I even ask my kids if they "tooted" all the time. They get a good kick out of that. It's a pretty natural phenomenon and it doesn't bother me.

Exactly^^^ all of this. The first year was uncomfortable, but I got over that. Real women POOP, FART, and even SWEAT. It's natural.

AnonUser34

Yes to all the above! But it's Never me it's the kids ;)

BrandonMommy

My Dh is also my best friend and i am his. So there is nothing we hide from each other. If i need to fart i fart. Hell i have even taken a shit while he was in the bathroom with me. Since we only have one he was getting ready for work and what can i say when ya gotta go ya gotta go. Lol

Sassy

Hahaa!

I don't fart in public unless I can't help it. I don't fart in front of SO unless I can't help it.

I actually used to have a friend who thought farts were disgusting BECAUSE she thought that little bits of poop got into the air.

episcopal

When DD was about 3 or 4, she was home one afternoon with DW. It was a beautiful summer day, but both were inside. The front door was open, but the screen door was locked. Someone came up to the door (mail carrier?) and asked DD if her mom or dad was home. DW had gone to the bathroom and was sitting on the throne. DD told the person, "My mommy's home, but she's in the bathroom." A few seconds later she looked toward the bathroom, paused, and said to the person, "It must have been real bad...she just lit a match!"

ProudPalsyMamma

Sassy said:
Hahaa!

I don't fart in public unless I can't help it. I don't fart in front of SO unless I can't help it.

I actually used to have a friend who thought farts were disgusting BECAUSE she thought that little bits of poop got into the air.

Tiny particles of poop go into the air every time you fart no matter what you do also anytime you breath in the smell of a fart or while changing a kids poopy diaper you breath in poop particles

SchweddyBalls

I fart, I fart ALOT. Comes with all that rabbit food I keep eating. I try to plug it when in public, but woe is the child who went with me to the store, for he shall be "hot boxed" in the car. I have been known to aim ass at a lounging child or dog.....payback is my bitch. I also kinda enjoy the gutteral deep from the dark regions of my anal cave releases after enjoying my fiber one bars......you know, those farts that make the cat get sketchy and you think "maybe I should go wipe my ass after that one"....... so, yeah, I fart.

regp

broken_dawn said:
Exactly^^^ all of this. The first year was uncomfortable, but I got over that. Real women POOP, FART, and even SWEAT. It's natural.

I'm well aware that it's natural, that's why we just say excuse me and go on about our business as if nothing happened. I'm still pretty real even though I don't celebrate the smelly things :)

episcopal

It was on SM that I first came across the word, "shart."

TrEr02

my three year old just sharted 2day lol

pdxmama

I fart in front of my kids all the time. They think it's HI-larious! "Mommy farted, mommy farted!" They also think it's great when they fart. Now, SO on the other hand... In the 8 years we've been together I think he's actually heard me fart maybe twice, neither time on purpose. The last time was a few months ago, and I farted LOUD! It was just me and ds7 in the room, so wth? I didn't know SO was coming down the hall. So he walks into the living room and says, "dang Antonio was that you??" to which ds replied giggling, "no daddy, it was MOMMY!" I just shrugged my shoulders and chuckled. I mean what else can you say? Then my SO says to ds "wow, mommy IS human after all!" Fucker.

episcopal

I remember once years ago being very uptight about something and my good friend saying, "You look like you're about to shit a brick." Of course I knew what that expression meant, but when I went to the bathroom a few minutes later, being as uptight as I was, it felt like I really did shit a brick!