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Pranks and Hijinks
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So this thread and all the wonderful (snicker) ideas and participation got me to thinking...Who doesn't love a good prank? Whether it's for revenge, or just for a laugh... Share your best GOTCHA ideas!

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Omg!! I suck at pranks and am probably a poor sport so I haven't had any done to me but those above are pure evil!!!
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Omg the wrapping paper just reminded me of the episode of The Office! LOL
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Okay I am gonna share but remember I was in high school ..
First day of my junior yr me and my still to this day bff filled up water guns with bleach and roamed the halls spraying ppl on their backs we thought this was the best idea ever.. Ahhh the brain of a 16 yr well we got caught suspended and welll beaten by our parents. went to my ten yr renioun yr old classmates were still talking about it.
They kinda immortalize us telling that they told the story to their kids, we even got high fives that night.my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over. -
Where's the one with a picture of a truck with cotton balls stuck all over it. It was something like "On a cold night, cotton balls soaked in water will stick to anything." That's a classic!
"The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway -
Lol. The worst thing I did was TPed a house. Ok he was a deacon at my church. He was at a meeting at church. His wife and kids were home. We made a run for it when his 3 year old son saw us and called out " mom why are they putting stuff onthe tree!". We then went and did his car at the church. Peanut butter in the door. He thought it was funny. We( a few us) helped them clean up the next day. Like I said in a different tread my rebellion was going to Bible study." Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
" I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
" Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
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I'm from a rural town with lots of goats, so don't judge me. Senior year we had a prank day, me and a few friends got 3 goats, painted them 1,2 & 4. We let them go in the halls, finally they got rounded up, the principle was usually a really chilled type of guy, but he came up and grabbed th shit out of my shirt collar, "Alright fuck stick, where's number three?". Took an hour to get him to believe there was only three goats and the numbering was misinformationYou show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
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My pranks were/are mild...hid a kid's entire wardrobe full of clothes around his dorm room and the dorm bathroom in college. He wasn't too pleased his very expensive leather belt was in the microwave.
Told my mom the vomit flavored jelly beans were pop corn and gave them to her to try...
My dad played good pranks as a kid. They took fishing line and strung two garbage cans together with enough line that one sat on either side of the road. They'd set it up and run inside and watch from the window...cars would hit the line and the cans would smash the sides of the cars...they're lucky they didn't get the shit beat our of them as kids.
I know he played pranks when he was in the Coast Guard, but for the life of me I don't remember the stories.I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out! -
Soy sauce in a dark colored soda, clam juice in a light colored soda. Picjle juice in mt dew. Flour in the air vents in the car, be sure to turn the fan on high. Vaseline under any door handle. A clear hair tie around the kitchen sink sprayer. Cut a small sheet of duct tape and when walking by a friend try to stick it on the hairiest part of there body. Funny enough we still have friends lolnot my chair, not my problem
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My boss just came back from 8 weeks after surgery and we had TP'ed every inch of his office. After he yelled at us for wasting valuable TP, he rolled up every piece and put it in his desk so he could use it for Kleenex. We were on the floor laughing listening to him cuss us out. Now when people come in I tell them if they need tissue, his bottom drawer is full of it.
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You know those toy mice for cats, the ones with real fur? I had an awesome April fool's hiding them all around the bakery where I work. People were screaming all day!
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Mine is kinda mean too @deviltwinsmomma but I was also in highschool.
I lived on a crappy street and walked a little girl to her bus stop in the mornings. there were always hookers that I repeatedly asked to take it else where. One in particular was a bitch and when I asked her to move on until we left she started freaking out on me and being all ghetto. The next morning my friend and I drove the little girl to school and when we were done went to the bus stop, with super soakers filled with vinegar, and cleaned her up good. -
@eapple that was awesome that takes guts girl high five!! :-bdmy mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
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I did the rubber band aroud the sink sprayer and got ds8 really good...then kept forgetting it was on (was waiting for dh to come in) and soaked myself like 3 times. Wahat a dummy! It was good though!
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I just saw on AFV someone put a halloween mask on the agitator in the washing machine, I am so doing this when I get the chance! >:)
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Where were all these ideas when April fools day was here? LOLStay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
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FoulMouthedSailor said:
I'm from a rural town with lots of goats, so don't judge me.
@FoulMouthedSailor at first I was like:
:-t :O "Where's he going with this...?"
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MassHysteria said:Love said:
I'm fucking doing this right now!
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Love said:

OMG @love. DH did this to his sister when they were teens. She's STILL pissed at him over 10 years later. The story is infamous in their family. Apparently, she flew up and slammed back down which cracked the toilet seat and jacked up her tailbone...causing her pee to spray all over the place. Hilarious!! -
Fail! My dd4 says mom I gotta go potty. I scream Nooooooooo!!! Use the potty downstairs. She doesn't know what the fuck my problem is but goes down anyway. Now I have to pry fuck face, oops, SO away from the video games and somehow get him to sit. I told him I think its leaking when you sit down, so sit. He won't and lifts the seat but scream NOoooooo and he drops it and they all pop. He's like what the fuck is. That?! Lifts the seat again and tells me I'm fucked up.
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I still had a few packs left over from the 4th luckily.
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Girl middle school April fools joke with help of our male gym coach...........1 jumbo ct box of tampons......... 1 roll of tape........1 bottle of watered down ketchup..........5 mins alone in boys locker room. MASS HYSTERIA!!! we taped ketchup soaked tampons to every locker and bench hehehe! (Coach helped b/c they pranked him )
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Yes? Hahaha
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I saw one recently that I can't wait to try out. You know the whole mentos in coke reaction?? Well this is to string a mentos with floss, and put it over the lid of a single serving of soda. Cut away the string evidence and when they open they release the mentos and whammo... hahahaha. Would be so funny to see in person!!“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference.
The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference.
And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.” ~ Elie Wiesel -
You may have seen this one before, but it gets me everytime!
"I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn -
Omg @grits I would KILL him ur that was just too funny. Her "your an asshole" in the back ground made me laugh even harder
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Omg how the heck do I explain this?
Ok so mentos + diet coke = explosion. I bought a bottle of diet coke for my mom even though she was being a pain in the ass. Lightbulb! Revenge for being a pain in the ass? I took a needle and threaded floss through a mentos, placed mentos in lid. That would keep the mentos from being seen and dropping in the bottle. I clipped the edges of the floss off and now it's invisible.
Offer peace offering to mom.
Opens pop, mentos drops in and EXPLOSION in mom's face >:)
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My 2 oldest boys did the toilet thing to me except it was little packets of ketchup. I sat down, 1 side of the seat sort of dropped, I thought the seat got off center, then the other side dropped. I was like WTH?.... Glanced at the floor & I shit you not there was a splat of ketchup in the floor as big around as my fist. It was on the floor, the wall, the vanity. There's not THAT much ketchup in those packets so i'm not sure how that happened.
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OMG @wonderwomanx3 you'd be amazed how far that shit will stretch! A friend and I busted a ketchup pack in her mom's classroom one day. Her room smelled like tomatoes for weeks!
"I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn -
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I need to create some joy in the world.Does anyone have any new pranks to try?
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Best prank on kids so far.....This was this past fall, DS was 10. I told him that if he pronounced gullible really really slowly, it would sound like orange.Bless his soul, he tried a few times and just shook his head. Then I asked him, did he know what gullible meant?He paused for a moment, then "OH MAN!!!!!!!!"YESSSSSSSSSSSS!I used to prank DH when we were dating. Heck that's part of how I got him to want to date me ;)
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My Dh's wrestling friends did this to our car several years ago. -
































