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THIS is some epic trolling :D
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,633Member


    Australian guy epically trolls his neighbor


    A long read (by Internet standards), but worth it…





  • PhDMommyPhDMommy
    Posts: 714Member
    HA! DH showed me this a couple of days ago.  I agree hilarious and totally worth the read!!
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  • LesboMomLesboMom
    Posts: 2,848Confessional Manager
    THAT was funny. And long. But funny. 

    confessional-manager

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  • beambeam
    Posts: 1,060Member
    @PhDMommy and @Thefinder

    David Thorne has a website with all his exploits (hours of reading fun):

    http://www.27bslash6.com/
    "Magic things are fond of deceptions.” ― Tom Robbins
  • vintkey78vintkey78
    Posts: 324Member
    =))
  • lolafllolafl
    Posts: 217Member
    Holy crap!  That was hysterical!  I am crying!  I LOVE David!  We can be neighbors! =))
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
    Posts: 8,177Member
    You could land a 747 in all the light of my neighbors' back yard...
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • AnonUser30
    Posts: 1,916Guest
    That was some funny shit.
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,633Member
    Thanks @beam
    :-bd
  • WillileeWillilee
    Posts: 1,005Member
    OMG David Thorne is HILARIOUS!  I sent my mom his book for Christmas. I think his post of the guy who filed written complaints on him at work is the best.  But there are so many!
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,856Member
    Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Omg... Someone get me a tissue... Freaking tears... I gatta send Daniel that.
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  • baindegael
    Posts: 5Member
    There's an actual tear on my shirt from the crying that happened now. Someone had to read it to me because I was laughing so hard.
  • pdxmama
    Posts: 1,470Member
    Oh fuck, I'm on my porch, crying... and I think I just peed a little. =))
  • onetimeonetime
    Posts: 2,014Member
    I love that dude. His website is a favorite!
    Suck it up buttercup!
  • MaryPoppins25
    Posts: 1,686Member
    Haha loved it! Thx for sharing!!
  • runbitchrunrunbitchrun
    Posts: 907Member
    I am buying his books, that guy cracks me up.
  • MaryPoppins25
    Posts: 1,686Member
    After reading the flood light one I thought he was witty and hilarious. But after reading the formal complaint one at his work he kinda seems like an uber annoying attention seeking douche bag :s
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,495Member
    eapple said:

    After reading the flood light one I thought he was witty and hilarious. But after reading the formal complaint one at his work he kinda seems like an uber annoying attention seeking douche bag :s


    I agree, and all I read was the floodlight one.
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • yourmuthayourmutha
    Posts: 333Member
    David is Australian, not Austrian.
    Damn ocd.