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Naptime! Have you guys seen this?
  • ScaryMommyScaryMommy
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    http://youtu.be/AF_nfazQaek

    I totally laughed. And then judged myself.
  • [Deleted User]
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • French_momFrench_mom
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    okay is it wrong that im finding it a bit funny ? I dont condone violence at all toward woman and children... but come on. 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • onetimeonetime
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    Oh my goodness.. I wanna laugh, but I wanna cry! It would have been HIGHLARIOUS pre- Casey Anthony, now It just gives me the creeps. 
    Suck it up buttercup!
  • French_momFrench_mom
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    lol pretty much the same reaction as you Mama. 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • Katescrazymom
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    I think I peed a bit. So wrong, yet so funny.
  • momsaidnomomsaidno
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    omg i don't know if its funny or not, i laughed the whole time but i know its probably not funny

  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
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    I woke the baby up laughing so loudly. Oops! Ohhhhhh Naptime!
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • beachmommybeachmommy
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    "wallet draining crap factories"  LOL.  I'm sorry but I find it funny too. 

    My beach is still Sandy....
  • onetimeonetime
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    FTR, I don't look down on anyone who found it funny. I did too, except that looming thought in the back of my brain... 
    Suck it up buttercup!
  • lovinmom
    Posts: 694Member
    I think its hilarious! Obviously I would never hurt my kids. Come on if you can't watch that and laugh you need to relax a bit!
  • GritsGrits
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    If I thought people IRL and on FB would find this as funny as I did (b/c I get that it's a joke) I would share the shit out of it! I personally adored the disclaimer under the video that "Many children were harmed in the making of this video"
    =)) =)) =)) =))

    Such a good thing there's no one else in my office!
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • sanityseekersanityseeker
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    This is hilarious! had to share it on FB, it might make a few people rethink our friendship :) 
    Biting's excellent. It's like kissing. Only there's a winner.
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • PhDMommyPhDMommy
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    onetime said:

    Oh my goodness.. I wanna laugh, but I wanna cry! It would have been HIGHLARIOUS pre- Casey Anthony, now It just gives me the creeps.



    onetime said:

    FTR, I don't look down on anyone who found it funny. I did too, except that looming thought in the back of my brain... 



    Apparently @onetime is in my head...that's EXACTLY what I was thinking!
    Ts'i mahnu uterna ot twan ot geifur hingts uto.
    No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
  • shate98shate98
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    is there a name for that cringing while laughing experience?
    "As you wander through your life, whatever be your goal,
    keep your eye upon the doughnut, not upon the hole."
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
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    Wow, thats just as bad as one of my bosses telling me he was going to steal Fentanyl Lollipops to get his teenagers to sleep.
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • [Deleted User]
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • chaosmomchaosmom
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    That's horrible! And hilarious. Damn.
  • BirdieBirdie
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    This just gives me weird feeling. I want to laugh but it's horrible.

    SMSM_s_5

  • ScaryMommyScaryMommy
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    Exactly! So, wrong, but so fucking funny.
  • Luvlyssa
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    .... lol I laughed. I admit it. I maybe winced a couple times... but it was funny. I can't post this on FB... I'd be defriended by so many... maybe that's a good thing!

    seriously. hilarious.

    "mommy... I can't breath well"

    if only this didn't give some mothers who aren't mentally well ideas.
    Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • Luvlyssa
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    good point.
    Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
  • ZidashaZidasha
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    LMAO!!! That was hilarious.  Wrong on so many levels yet funny at the same time and so very true.
    "I have a theory that placenta is brain matter I push out, so with each child I get dumber and dumber." ~ Unknown

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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • Thefinder
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    @FoulMouthedSailor Mmmm Fentanyl...... =P~
  • DreamerDreamer
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    Sound wrong, but so funny all at the same time cause at one time or another most of us wished there was something that did that...

    There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. Which one are you?
  • NorthernMommyNorthernMommy
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    OMG - so wrong, yet so funny.  I can't post this on FB, too many ppl without a sense of humor.  However, I'm sending it to DH!
  • canadamom
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    Wait - our deluxe kit with your very own copy of "Go the Fuck to Sleep"!!

    Yes we need a term for the cringing and laughing at the same time feeling!!
  • [Deleted User]
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
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    OMG that was so wrong and so funny at the same time! =))
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    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
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    yea I am geek !!
  • nonamejustmommy
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    awesome almost as funny as go the fuck to sleep 
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass....It's about learning to dance in the rain.

    Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust.
    Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give.

    These Eight words the Rede fulfill:

    "An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will"
  • motherofdragonsmotherofdragons
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    falcon punch right to the baby maker
  • bjpundt
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    I knew I was going to like the video as soon as I saw the woman putting her baby into the garbage disposal.

    Frickin awesome.

  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
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    I NEED NAP TIME RIGHT NOW...
    this clip was BITCHIN!!
    Ok really where can I get this ???
    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
  • TVmommyTVmommy
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    Dd watched it with me. She thought it was very funny. Told me we should get some to make her grandma quiet....lol..... I just stared at her for a long while.....
    Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best! At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.
  • wintermom0208wintermom0208
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    SO and I just watched that. I laughed til I had tears streaming down my face. Until the hubby punched the wife in the gut towards the end. that ruined it for me.

    beyond that. hilarious.
  • sunnymommasunnymomma
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    hahaha i like in the description it says many children were harmed in the making of this video! finally a sense of humor
    “There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”
    ― John Lennon
  • pdxmama
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    Thefinder said:

    @FoulMouthedSailor Mmmm Fentanyl...... =P~



    @thefinder so glad I'm not the only one who thought it!

    That shit was fuuuuuunny! I personally really liked the dreamsacks! But, "wallet draining crap factories" might be one of the funniest things I've heard in... well, ever!
  • SaraSara
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    Horrified...but amused....

    Think of your problems as challenges to overcome not obstacles to be avoided.
  • LA_PygmyHerderLA_PygmyHerder
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    Alabama is not on that list of restricted states... Just thought I'd point that out :-\"
  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    Oh. My. Goodness. I'll admit I was slightly amused but I agree that the husband punching the wife in the stomach totally ruined it for me also. 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • LifeofchaosLifeofchaos
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    Where can i get some of that?!?!?!? Hilarious!!!
  • AnonUser32AnonUser32
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    Me and hd died laughing. Some days.....
    Without reason you have Rhythm and Rhyme the type of girl who knows how to have a good time... You take what you want except no for an answer... And I know first hand you're one hell of a dancer... So calling all cars and low and behold you're a real livewire with a heart of gold
  • MistyStacy_2010MistyStacy_2010
    Posts: 491Member
    that will perk a Monday right up lol
    You are not my thong, so get out of my ass!!
  • sothisislifesothisislife
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    I was laughing so hard that my eyes watered and it looked as if I was  crying..dd2 said..awww mommy! lol..I almost tried to call the number! lol
  • BeautifulDefianceBeautifulDefiance
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    Oh...my....god!! Because I knew it was a joke I totally laughed until my mommy bladder almost exploded. Frickin hilarious
    I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

    SMSM_s_5

  • ImWendyImWendy
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    Ahahaha!!!! So wrong. But Omg so funny. Especially when the dh punched her in the uterus. We're all going hell now. Thanks a lot Jill. But hey!! We'll be in good company and it can't be worse than kids...
    deus ex machina
  • OtakuHimeOtakuHime
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    OMG that was horrible, and funny, and horrible! wow, feel bad for laughing but ROFL..
    =))
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,292Member
    Wrong, *wrong* WRONG! I watched it and then called my husband over to watch it, too. 

    :))
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