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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @IMWENDY (I suck for not starting this this morning)
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,551
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the woman that is most responsible for getting me to join this forum because of her thoughtful, intelligent, and compassionate posts.

    When I was lurking, it was @imwendy whose posts most resonated with me, and whose genuine caring for other women made me feel like this site was a safe place. 


    I am so beyond grateful to call her a friend now...and so blessed to have her in my life.


    Bottoms up for one fucking awesome lady....

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  • AnonUser28
    Posts: 2,083Guest
    Happy Birthday Wendy!!!
  • OnmylastnerveOnmylastnerve
    Posts: 1,648Member
    Happy birthday!!
    not my chair, not my problem
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,059Member
    Happy Birthday Wendy !!!!
    @};- @};- @};- @};- @};- @};- @};- @};- @};- @};- @};- @};-
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,435Member
    Happy Birthday @Imwendy!! <:-P
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,033
    The user and all related content has been deleted.
    well behaved women seldom make history
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,798Confessional Manager
    More happy happy birthday wishes coming your way! Eat another piece of cheesecake!!!' :D

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,618Member
    Happy birthday again. Hope youre enjoying your special day :) @};-
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,300Member
    Happy Birthday!
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,280Member
    Happy birthday!!!!
    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,551Member
    Bonne fête!!! 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • LilbitLilbit
    Posts: 1,435Member
    happy birthday
  • MistyStacy_2010MistyStacy_2010
    Posts: 487Member
    Happy birthday!!!!!
    You are not my thong, so get out of my ass!!
  • GypsyMamaGypsyMama
    Posts: 614Member
    Happy happy birthday!
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,746Member
    Tell us all about your birthday! @imwendy I hope it was totally fantastic :) :)
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • organicbabyorganicbaby
    Posts: 1,471Member
    Happy birthday!
  • LifeofchaosLifeofchaos
    Posts: 989Member
    Happy belated birthday!!!!
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,300Member
    How was your cheesecake @imwendy?
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • tothemoonandbacktothemoonandback
    Posts: 2,120Member
    Hope it was fabulous!!
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
  • ImWendyImWendy
    Posts: 6,561Member
    Aww!! Thanks everybody!! Sorry I didn't get to comment sooner. Bf was here. It was sort of a really sucky bday, but it might have been because I was being a self entitled princess to a degree. Meh. I'm glad the day is over. Lol
    deus ex machina
  • stinkersmommystinkersmommy
    Posts: 1,322Member
    Happy B-day lady sorry it didn't go as well as u hoped
  • AnonUser34
    Posts: 1,809Guest
    Happy late Birthday @ImWendy <:-P :x
  • ImWendyImWendy
    Posts: 6,561Member
    deus ex machina
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,627Member
    @ImWendy I wished it to you on fb but not here so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

    A gift!
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  • BeautifulDefianceBeautifulDefiance
    Posts: 759Member
    Damn finder! Send me a gift ANYTIME lol. Happy birthday Wendy!
    I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

    SMSM_s_5

  • Gianna
    Posts: 145Member
    happy birthday girl!!! @};-
  • LilbitLilbit
    Posts: 1,435Member
    Finder my birthday is coming up....I like the kind of presents you give! lol 
  • anonymommy
    Posts: 1,390Member
    Happy belated birthday...I'm sorry it didn't go so well!
  • ImWendyImWendy
    Posts: 6,561Member
    Holy shit @thefinder!

    And thanks y'all!

    @anonymommy It was alright. lol. I just need to remember I'm a grown-up now. ;)
    deus ex machina
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,618Member
    Lilbit said:

    Finder my birthday is coming up....I like the kind of presents you give! lol 


    Mine too! holy shit
    :\">
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,627Member
    You know you loooove me @ImWendy :D  :x

    @lilbit @PurpleFlowers @Dreamofplamtrees I will send you each one for your birthdays.
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,618Member
    Why thank you @thefinder :x
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • Twins911Twins911
    Posts: 212Member
    Have a great one @ImWendy… Happy Birthday to uuuuuuuuuuuu! :D