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Happy Birthday @FoulMouthedSailor
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,540Member
    *i know it is half before midnight but darn i want to sleep lol 

    I wish you a very happy 25th birthday Sebastian :)  You said you wanted smoked ribs and cider for your bday... I've got the ribs...
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    There is some Jack D in the sauce. Best i ever eaten.  As for the Cider... I live near a bunch of orchard who makes them.  Le Petit Frisson is to die for. It is a frozen cider... Name mean the tiny shivers.

    That is not a bd cake but :P Still yummy 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • LilbitLilbit
    Posts: 1,437Member
    Happy birthday!
  • CalliopemarieCalliopemarie
    Posts: 4,338Member
    Happy birthday!!
    i am insane!!! mwahahahaha
  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,805Member
    Happy birthday :D

  • TorturedbyTWINSTorturedbyTWINS
    Posts: 1,166Member

    Happy Birthday youngin!  You better enjoy it because you won't remember the next few with twins taking over your world!  :-D 

     

  • chaosmomchaosmom
    Posts: 3,846Member
    Happy Birthday to our favorite @foulmouthedsailor!!!
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    Happy Birthday!!

    I figure I have to make this equal to the ladies gifts for their birthdays, you get some sexy too.
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  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,094Member
    Happy Birthday!!!
    **== **== **== **== **== **== **== **== **== **== **== **==
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
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    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • AnonUser24
    Posts: 2,607Guest
    Happy birthday :D
  • DreamerDreamer
    Posts: 2,266Member
    Happy Birthday!
    There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. Which one are you?
  • BallewzerBallewzer
    Posts: 130Member
    Happy birthday dude!! :D
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,348Member
    Happy birthday!!
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,614Administrator, Moderator
    Happy Birthday!!

    community-manager


  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,901Member
    @French_mom Damn you Frenchie! I was hoping no one would do this!

    Thank you all, I'm already working on some cider, on pint 3 :) since I don't have work the next few days.
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • AnonUser26
    Posts: 1,144Guest
    Happy birthday, sir!
  • GypsyMamaGypsyMama
    Posts: 614Member
    Happy birthday!
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,901Member
    @finallyfree2bme Hey I'm enlisted, I actually work I'm no sir! :D
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • MistyStacy_2010MistyStacy_2010
    Posts: 487Member
    HAPPY BURFDAY!!!!! My kids say to tell you happy birthday as well, They think you are a hero and my daughter says "heros should always get happy birthdays" So Happy Birthday from all of us crazy hillbillys :D
    You are not my thong, so get out of my ass!!
  • Gianna
    Posts: 145Member
    Happy Birthday! @};-
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,726Member
    Happy birthday from Ireland! Come over here soon and I will take you for a real pint of cider ;)
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • Katescrazymom
    Posts: 1,849Member
    Happy birthday. I hope you enjoyed the cider!
  • sidsmommy3sidsmommy3
    Posts: 2,204Member
    Happy Birthday, from a newbie!  I remember 25.....
    Mary :-)

    Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,340Member
    Happy Birthday!
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • LesboMomLesboMom
    Posts: 2,856Confessional Manager
    Yay for not having to work for a few days! Enjoy your birthday, dear.

    confessional-manager

    Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow. -- Helen Keller
  • PhDMommyPhDMommy
    Posts: 714Member
    Happy Birthday Sailor! Enjoy your time off! <:-P
    Ts'i mahnu uterna ot twan ot geifur hingts uto.
    No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
  • ChristyJChristyJ
    Posts: 883Member
    Happy Birthday!
    Imperfect and proud of it.
  • notperfectnotperfect
    Posts: 743Member
    Happy Birthday!!!
  • scotiamama
    Posts: 1,210Member
    Happy birthday!
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,650Member
    Happy birthday @foulmouthedsailor Enjoy your day! :D
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • tothemoonandbacktothemoonandback
    Posts: 2,143Member
    Happy birthday!
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
  • momof4momof4
    Posts: 323Member
    happy happy birthday hope you have a beautiful day!
  • AnonUser29
    Posts: 1,169Guest
    Happy Birthday!!!! Hope it rocks!
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,462Member
    The Center of Excellence extends its birthday wishes to you on this fine (and rainy day, at least in MD) and we here at the Center hope you have a fantastic birthday!

    And you have now officially hit the "wall". Welcome to 25. :-)
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • OnmylastnerveOnmylastnerve
    Posts: 1,648Member
    Happy birthday!
    not my chair, not my problem
  • MaryPoppins25
    Posts: 1,686Member
    Happy birthday!!! <:-P \:D/ (*) :D
  • KellynnKellynn
    Posts: 1,988Member
    Happy birthday!! 
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,540Member
    @FoulMouthedSailor  It was my pleasure  
    :-*    If you dont want it noticed you need to never give hint of it.  Wich I succeded. Mine went under the radar.  :P This year at least. 

    Happy Bday again. 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • AnonUser25
    Posts: 547Guest
    Happy birthday!!! <:-P
  • nonamejustmommy
    Posts: 162Member
    Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one. =)
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass....It's about learning to dance in the rain.

    Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust.
    Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give.

    These Eight words the Rede fulfill:

    "An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will"
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 68
     Happy birthday!
  • BeerWenchBeerWench
    Posts: 2,820Member
    Hope you have a great one!
    :¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
  • MistyStacy_2010MistyStacy_2010
    Posts: 487Member
    Oh I just realized you are now a speed limit!! woo hoo
    You are not my thong, so get out of my ass!!
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,757Member
    Happy Birthday to You!! Here's to one of the last good years to have a birthday! After that, it's all down-hill!!
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • BirdieBirdie
    Posts: 1,756Member
    Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day!

    SMSM_s_5

  • canadamom
    Posts: 867Member
    @foulmouthedsailor - Have a great Birthday!!
  • sunnymommasunnymomma
    Posts: 2,244Member
    Happy quarter of a century old birthday!!!!!!! 
    “There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”
    ― John Lennon
  • lovinmom
    Posts: 682Member
    Happy Birthday!
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
    Posts: 8,230Member
    Happy, Happy Birthday, youngin'
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • SammieSammie
    Posts: 7,283Administrator, Moderator
    Well would you look at that, @foulmouthedsailor has managed to collect more birthday wishes by 8am PST than any other scary mommy I have seen!! Way to go FMS!! Good timing with those pics yesterday, friend. ;) I kid, I kid.

    In all seriousness, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Hope you have a great day!!

    community-manager


  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!  <:-P
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