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Happy Birthday @FoulMouthedSailor
  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,648Member
    I'm pretty new here, but I'm going to wish you a Happy Birthday even though I don't know you all that well :p plus you have an awesome first name. So, Happy Birthday Sebastian! Steak and bj's for you today!
  • ButterflyButterfly
    Posts: 80Member
    Happy Birthday, FMS!  I hope you're treated like a King today!
  • AnonUser34
    Posts: 1,799Guest
    Happy Birthday old man! :D <:-P
  • stinkersmommystinkersmommy
    Posts: 1,322Member
    Happy Birthday !!!
    Glitter Words
    [Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Words*]
  • anonymommy
    Posts: 1,420Member
    Happy birthday!
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,899Member
    Thank you, thank you. Woke up a hour ago and I'm still working on my mountainous pile of home made chocolate pancakes with cinnoman apple glaze and cream cheese icing :)
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,540Member
    Happy eating :)  
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    Awww so sweet and that sounds delicious! 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • TVmommyTVmommy
    Posts: 451Member
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best! At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.
  • TrEr02TrEr02
    Posts: 687Member
    Happy Birthday! :D
    We got no food, no jobs...OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!
  • BugsMomma
    Posts: 174Member
    happy birthday!!!
  • Luvlyssa
    Posts: 2,959Member
    Happy day of birth! we're all glad you're around for your male point of view (and I'm glad you're around for when I mess myself up!)
    Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
  • BeautifulDefianceBeautifulDefiance
    Posts: 755Member
    Happy birthday!
    I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

    SMSM_s_5

  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,899Member
    @luvlyssa this male point of view will be out of touch for a little while, going to the mountains for some fishing.

    I'll be MIA for a little bit, taking the family out up Pisgah national forest.
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,634Member
    Ooo whatcha fishin for? @FoulMouthedSailor  I luuurve me some fishing. :D
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,540Member
    @FoulMouthedSailor  Have tons of fun on your trip !!  Plenty of poisson (fish) We will be here when you get back ! 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • sharkmommy
    Posts: 264Member

    Happy Birthday @foulmouthedsailor Here's to many more!

     

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