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Dieters Tea... OMFG.
  • AnonUser26
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    So I drank 1/4 of a weak cup of this "all natural" satan's piss after dinner, per the instructions on the box. I have painted the inside of the toilet twice within the hour. That being said, I am drinking this vile shit after every meal until my wedding day. I will happily eat light and purge this way to look like a rock star at my wedding. HELLOOOO SKINNY THIGHS. O, I have to go again. BRB.
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
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    so what is this satan's piss?  If it'll give me skinny thighs, I'm game!!
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  • Luvlyssa
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    ... what's it called? cuz... I'm kinda desperate like crazy!
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  • AnonUser26
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    Green box, world market. I have a hedgeog on my chest right this second, but as soon as I get up to put him to bed I'll give you the brand name. Yeah, I understand the desperation aspect...
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,312Member
    I have some with a brand name Zendo. Only tried it a few times but don't remember explosive pipes when I had it.
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,312Member
    This?

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001EPPHIU
  • AnonUser26
    Posts: 1,144Guest
    No, it was much cheaper than that. Hang on just a sec.
  • AnonUser26
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    Triple Leaf Dieters Green Tea. Enjoy your toilet painting! :D
  • missmama5missmama5
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    I WANT!!!!!! Ive heard of this stuff but never tried it. Canèt go wrong with nice clean pipes! I hate the bloaty feeling when I have bunged up intestines.
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  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
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    they have it on Amazon too, just checked
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  • wonderwomanx3
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    Is it something that you can use every day? I would love to get rid of my jelly belly but i'm afraid that's a lost cause. 3 kids, 2csections, ugha
  • AnonUser35
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    You can get it at Walmart in the vitamin aisle.
  • AnonUser26
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    Guess who's back for more punishment? Sip sip.
  • jessika1005
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    My neighbor is using this and I was tempted to, but if your body gets used to having the laxative effect of the senna, wouldn't that cause problems down the road with being able to poo without it?
  • wonderwomanx3
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    That's my question. Would your body start to 'need' it to go to the bathroom?
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
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    not really with senna, you might have a problem for a bit, but it would settle back down.  Others are far worse.

    Oh, I tried it last night...weak like the package said, and this a.m., holy shit!  and I mean literally!
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • Monkeynmoo
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    Gonna try it! Can't do it after every meal cause I'm sure my coworkers would hate me if I did but definitely need to find a way to loose weight! That on top of my exercise regiment should work wonders!
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
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    you don't do it after every meal @monkeynmoo...only dinner
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  • Monkeynmoo
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    Oh! Ok then, it's a go! So you drink it after dinner and it flushes everything from the whole day?
  • AloneOverseasAloneOverseas
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    Gross! Green tea tastes like shit! Lol
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  • irishlassirishlass
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    Oh deereio! I have some monstrous thighs! I dont think anything would slim them down. Good luck ladies!!
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  • SofaQueenSofaQueen
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    I would drink this even if I looked like a super model, just to torture my husband by "blowing up" the bathroom every night!

    Remember the DH poos confession? Why he needs to make a big deal of it and why is it always making up late? Not mine, but it could have been. He's usually bitching because we're running late, then the kids and I are sitting in the car ready to go, waiting for him to finish taking his last shit.

    Sorry, ranting - thread hijacking - please return to the tea discussion. I have to run to WalMart.
  • BeautifulDefianceBeautifulDefiance
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    Ok I may seriously have to consider this down the road... Let me know how it works for u.
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  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
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    It's not so much that you won't lose fat, but like Alli, it would help "new" fat from being absorbed...I worked on Alli when it was in it's initial clinical trials for prescription use.  It works  very well, so long as you eat a low fat diet in conjunction with taking the medication, however, if you don't you'll get the shits something awful!
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  • AnonUser26
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    Omg! Alli orange oil shit. I remember that! I can tell you with the tea I am much less bloated and retraining a lot less water. My rings actually fit again.
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
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    yeah, after only two days, I got a pair of shorts buttoned!
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • AnonUser26
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    Retraining, ugh. RETAINING.
  • Emmie
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    What a gross thread!  And so unhealthy.  I am totally laughing out loud....SM rocks!
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