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Tight n Curlies...
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,498Member
    Soooooo I grow toe bush. 
    You know, tight and curlies on my toe-sies. 
    Niiiice lil patches of delight right there on my foot digits.

    Anyone else? Do you pluck/was/trim or braid?

    I clipped mine with baby nail clippers...
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  • toadintheholetoadinthehole
    Posts: 1,174Member
    me too, i shave mine. i thought i was the only one :D
    "mummy I love your testicles" - mini-toadinthehole aged 3.5 years
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,873Member
    Me, too! I shave 'em when I know I'll be wearing shoes that show my toes.
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • battibatti
    Posts: 2,164Member
    OMG YES. I shave them when I shave my legs. I've used nail clippers too LOL.
    I already hate my disgusting enormous feet, do they REALLY need to be hairy too!? So lady like, geez.

    Also, speaking of toes, my second toes are longer than my big toes. Just a random fact.

    SMSM_s_5

  • battibatti
    Posts: 2,164Member
    Ps when I first opened this thread, I thought it was gonna be about pubes.. xD

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  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,498Member
    @batti I totally checked out my toes and my second toe looks longer too! Maybe they say it means something crazy like we're amazing lovers or some shit...
    @callieflower82 I usually don't even think of my toe hair! How many ppl have seen it while Iv worn sandels!?
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  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,873Member
    @mommydelirious No one probably notices....but I can feel the breeze rustling' sometimes and it kinda wigs me out.
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • battibatti
    Posts: 2,164Member
    @mommydelirious my gramma says it means we are wise xD
    If the legend is amazing lovers, I totally fit the bill ;P

    SMSM_s_5

  • toadintheholetoadinthehole
    Posts: 1,174Member
    madme said:

    I wanna see pics bitches! lol


    I shave mine too - and my hairy knuckles too!


    @madme you have hairy knuckles? well i never knew!!
    "mummy I love your testicles" - mini-toadinthehole aged 3.5 years
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,638Member
    Yep, gorilla toes here, too. And the tops of my feet as well. Sooo feminine!
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,498Member
    @madme Thanks bitch! You just made me check my knuckles! :P I have hair there but its light. 
    @Callieflower82 , when it starts blowing it the breeze its time for cornrows...
    @batti Prove it.  :>
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  • battibatti
    Posts: 2,164Member
    @mommydelirious come on ovah ;)

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  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,638Member
    I shave my hairy feet.
    And I too, thought this was going to be about pubes, especially considering who posted it.  
    :P
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
  • lovinmom
    Posts: 682Member
    Lol I shave mine and when people find out they think I'm weird. It's light hair but I can see it. I'm glad I'm not the only one that does!
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,498Member
    @demanda
    Im surprised HRHQHR doesn't just wax that shit off. How's your vagina? We havn't talked about it lately. I just thought you should know I bushwacked mine... 

    ^^This is why she thinks Im a freak ya'll...


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  • canadamom
    Posts: 867Member
    Yep, hairy toes that I shave when I do my legs every other day.
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member
    I shave my toes and tops of my feet every time I do my nails..  So like, every 3 weeks.  Sure is sexy.  :P
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,786Member
    batti said:

    OMG YES. I shave them when I shave my legs. I've used nail clippers too LOL.
    I already hate my disgusting enormous feet, do they REALLY need to be hairy too!? So lady like, geez.

    Also, speaking of toes, my second toes are longer than my big toes. Just a random fact.


    This whole thing is exactly me!
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,715Confessional Manager
    mommydelirious said:

    You know, tight and curlies on my toe-sies. 

    Niiiice lil patches of delight right there on my foot digits.


    OMG Your wording has me rolling on the floor.  
    =))

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle
    Posts: 137Member
    Dude....I shave my freak toes too.
    Since my right big toe got all defunked with a nasty ingrown infection, it's fucked the nerves or some shit up and the hair on that toe grows twice as fast than the others.

    My second toes are also longer than the big toes. They're called Michelangelo toes. His David had a second longer toe (because he's gifted) or some shit....
    I don’t give a dead fucking bird what you think of me if you don’t know me. Unless you’re contributing to my financial status or putting food on my plate. Fuck your opinion.
  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,638Member
    @mommydelirious - I think my vagina has an appointment on Friday, so I need to cancel that because I made other plans.  And it's slightly hairier than usual because she was away last week.  Really, my vagina isn't in top form right now, but I'll be sure to let you know when things return to normal.
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,528
    I gots the toe pubes. I shave em.
    Get me a damn beer.
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,863Member
    Yep, same here. I don't know if anyone has ever noticed...Just not willing to take that chance.
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,655Administrator, Moderator
    I'm also a member of the hairy toe club! And my middle toe us bigger than both my second toe and big toe! Freak feet here!

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  • sharkmommy
    Posts: 288Member

    I shave the toe hairs and the tops of my feet.  This is quite the club!

     

  • AnonUser23
    Posts: 2,278Guest
    I've been shaving my big toes since I was a teenager!! Since having the kids I now have to shave the stray nipple hairs on my bad boob too. :(
  • FreeToBeMee
    Posts: 643Member
    Totally thought this was about pubes ! I have 4 long straight hairs on each big toe. Usually I ignore them but when I get my toes done ? Nail clippers lol.
  • BeautifulDefianceBeautifulDefiance
    Posts: 755Member
    I have two hair that grow from my chin and two that grow smack in the middle of the twins. Yep, chest hair gotta love it.
    I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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  • battibatti
    Posts: 2,164Member
    @ape interesting... I knew it meant somethin cool!!!
    @dreamnofpalmtrees I get them on my chin too, but mostly under which is SUPER annoying cuz I don't always notice til rhey are an inch long and dh would Never tell me, if he even notices xD
    @Demanda "I wonder if her carpet matches her pubes.."
    @Canadianmama you can flip us off with your feet!!!!! xD

    SMSM_s_5

  • katz_meowkatz_meow
    Posts: 4,557Member
    I too am a toe shaver. I pluck the stray boob hairs tho....they're fucked enough since I had the kiddos. Not going anywhere near them with a blade!
    Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
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