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Birthdays: June, July, and August. I need your choices for your "gifts".
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,659Member
    Okay I like to find people "presents" for their birthdays.  And to make it less scrambling day of the birthdays I could use your birthday and your preference for type of man (or woman).

    I will do these in 3 month spurts.

    I love finding stuff, so indulge me and you'll be rewarded. :D
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,565Member

    :-((    mine was in the spring.... I have to wait one year ?   *turns around and chases @OrchidsAndTulips i need a fix.  !!! 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,659Member
    I will send you one @French_mom
  • Chevys_Mommy
    Posts: 258Member
    My daughters was the 15th does that count?? :P

    Mines in January :( mines a bit away lol
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,632Member
    Early December. Sorry, not giving an exact date because I'm paranoid about identity theft. Not by you, just by the Internuts.
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • BugsMomma
    Posts: 174Member
    I'm June 26. it's my first 29th bday :D
  • canadamom
    Posts: 867Member
    I turn 45 on August 28th

    Tall, dark and a six pack. 
  • AnonUser25
    Posts: 547Guest
    I turn 24 tomorrow on the 23rd :D
  • scotiamama
    Posts: 1,225Member
    BugsMomma said:

    I'm June 26. it's my first 29th bday :D



    My 2nd 29th bday is the 25th :-q If someone can help me convince my mother NOT to have a bday dinner for me, that'd be greaaaaaat lol
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,659Member
    @Hunny @ScotiaMama @BugsMomma  I need types of men! :D
  • AnonUser25
    Posts: 547Guest
    Hmmm I like em tall and with tattoos :D
  • scotiamama
    Posts: 1,225Member
    I like to see men @ work... construction... OR even better... any tall dark & hansome in a uniform :D
  • LesboMomLesboMom
    Posts: 2,928Confessional Manager
    I'll be 32 on the 13th

    confessional-manager

    Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow. -- Helen Keller
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,659Member
    @LesboMom what kind of girl
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,781Member
    Mine is Sunday and I like manly men. Tattoos are good, bald is a plus... :D

    Edit: marine dress uniforms( or uniforms in general) are freakin awesome too!!!
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • BugsMomma
    Posts: 174Member
    @thefinder anything that's not df? lol!

    ummmm....if you could have Channing tatum or Gerard butler delivered that would be great :D I like manly guys with a bad boy streak. also like them in uniform.
  • PhDMommyPhDMommy
    Posts: 714Member
    *cough*foulmouthedsailor*cough*
    Ts'i mahnu uterna ot twan ot geifur hingts uto.
    No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
  • scotiamama
    Posts: 1,225Member
    =P~ gerard butler mmmmmmm
  • ChristyJChristyJ
    Posts: 902Member
    @BugMomma, DS will be 6 on the 26th, yeah for June Birthdays.  Your first 29th?  I am going to celebrate my 10th year of being 29 in the fall.
    Imperfect and proud of it.
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,781Member
    Hahaha @phdmommy... I hear ya ;)
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • PhDMommyPhDMommy
    Posts: 714Member
    Mine's actually in March...just throwing the suggestion out there.... :-\"
    Ts'i mahnu uterna ot twan ot geifur hingts uto.
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  • AnonUser25
    Posts: 547Guest
    Ooh or a guy in a uniform, I'm partial to sailors :) also I like nice arms hehe I'm not too picky ;)
  • BirdieBirdie
    Posts: 1,820Member
    You can double mine on Christmas, because Christmas is my birthday!

    SMSM_s_5

  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,934Member
    Something with albino and midgets :)) :))@thefinder

    @purpleflowers @phdmommy you gals are pushing it...
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,794Member
    My half birthday was June 10th. ;)
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,794Member
    @foulmouthedsailor have you ever read the Tucker Max blog? Midgets.....
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,934Member
    @chibiko can't say I have, but I inspired Thefinder to look up albino midget porn last night, took her an hour to find it.
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • sidsmommy3sidsmommy3
    Posts: 2,247Member
    August 2nd.....hot fireman that can cook.....
    Mary :-)

    Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,565Member
    @FoulMouthedSailor @TheFinder  that was fun.  And it took her 45 minutes LSB not 1h :-B
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • Luvlyssa
    Posts: 3,338Member
    Mine was the 3rd... I'll take anyone who'll bring me a nice alcoholic drink (or five) and make/bring/take me dinner :)

    I just want company!
    Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,632Member
    I'll take Paul Gross as Constable Benton Fraser, thankyouverymuch.
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,659Member
    All of your specifications have been noted. :D
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,781Member
    Ok,ok @foulmouthedsailor Ill stop. I dont want your wife to come kick my old ass ;)
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • primalmommaprimalmomma
    Posts: 1,145Member
    this is a cool site to help find gifts: http://www.gifts.com/finder 

    I turn 30 in a couple weeks.  eeks!  I hope DH takes me to the thrift store and lets me go crazy buying all the romance books.


    “I did then what I knew to do. Now that I know better, I do better.” (Maya Angelou)
    http://www.primalmomma.com
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,781Member
    Oh yea, I forgot to add... Chocolate :D
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • BirdieBirdie
    Posts: 1,820Member
    Gerard butler as leonidis

    Brad Pitt as Tristan

    SMSM_s_5

  • jezebeldelilahjezebeldelilah
    Posts: 337Member
    My birthday is July 6th...I'm turning 30. Oh my.
  • jezebeldelilahjezebeldelilah
    Posts: 337Member
    Man preference ugh I will pass. A hot red head chick with decent boobs lol.
  • ButterflyButterfly
    Posts: 80Member
    Birthday this month -- turning 44....Hmmm.....Tall, dark, smooth-skinned, and vacuuming. :-)
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,725Member
    I'll be 27 on the 29th.. and I haven't seen a present of yours that I haven't liked.
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,659Member
    What date @Butterfly?
  • PhDMommyPhDMommy
    Posts: 714Member



    FoulMouthedSailor said:

    Something with albino and midgets :)) :))@thefinder

    @purpleflowers @phdmommy you gals are pushing it...



    Just giving you a hard time @foulmouthedsailor  you're too young for my tastes anyway :)
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  • mamaofboysmamaofboys
    Posts: 417Member
    @thefinder July 7th is my b-day. I think you give the best presents! And like @Ophelia said I haven't seen a single one I didn't like!!
    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift; that's why they call it the present.
  • BeachyBeachy
    Posts: 4,044Member
    @mamaofboys July 7th is my bday too! Happy birthday tu us! I am 7 7 72, so I am turning 40! You don't have to our ur age, but I am excited and proud to hit this milestone.
    And @thefinder a surfer, or firefighter would do me fine. Lol!
    Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
  • mamaofboysmamaofboys
    Posts: 417Member
    @justbeachy I will be 29 (for the 2nd or 4th time). Happy birthday to us!!
    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift; that's why they call it the present.
  • beachmommybeachmommy
    Posts: 2,664Member
    Mine is August 6th and I love me a manly man - contruction worker with a bit of a scruff and workboots...mmmm...
    My beach is still Sandy....
  • episcopal
    Posts: 1,481Member
    Scary Daddy here.  I don't know if there's anything for us guys or not.  But my birthday is June 25.
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,565Member
    Ask what you want @Episcopal  Scary Daddies get some too!

    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,659Member
    As your birthday has already passed I will PM you your present @Episcopal :D
  • Harleyman
    Posts: 54Member
    Scary Daddies are welcome too? Mine is in 2 weeks. What can I ask for in the way of a biker chic or a surfer girl?
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