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  • stevienixxxstevienixxx
    Posts: 106Member
    soooo last night was my first night out since baby boy was born seven months ago... he stayed at gmas last night... my first night away from him :(

    went to a wedding with my honey. he was a groomsmen. it all started out innocently enough until after my sixth beer when i decided to start drinking red wine.

    oh god it all went downhill from there. my fiance was dding for another couple, who got to witness me throwing up the entire 40 minute drive back to town. also at some point i recall shitting on the side of the road. i went to pee and it just came out! also, i puked out the window several times and missed, getting barf all over door jam.

    my fiance is not pleased. i am so embarassed! i normally can hold it together and havent gotten sloppy frunk since college. oh godddddd im so embarassed and i feel like shit. also i think igot poo on my shoe and im still a little drunk.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,890Confessional Manager
    Holy crap. I'm sorry. >:D< >:D<

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • ImWendyImWendy
    Posts: 6,562Member
    Aww! Lol. I've done that, but not that extent. You were probably just so excited to get out. It happens.
    deus ex machina
  • stevienixxxstevienixxx
    Posts: 106Member
    it was like a flashback of st patricks day 08... and that is not a good thing.
  • SammieSammie
    Posts: 7,357Administrator, Moderator
    "My fiance is not pleased." 

    The whole time I was reading this I was like 'Oh God, Oh God' because when one partner gets wasted and the other partner is totally sober...they usually don't find the drunken shenanigans nearly as amusing. I'm sure he was probably just a bit embarrassed because of the other couple and he'll get over it. You will overcome the embarrassment as well. Someday. ;) 

    All in all, it happens. You went out for the first time in a long time!! Hopefully you're not too hungover today. Grab some advil and stay hydrated!!

    community-manager


  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,585Member
    BTDT ! sorry :(
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • stevienixxxstevienixxx
    Posts: 106Member
    im not upset about it... and my boo is over it too. the other couple was pretty wasted so i dont think they will have any clear recollection of what happened... im goin to go wash the barf outta my hair. anyone know any good hangover remedies?
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,779Administrator, Moderator
    @stevienixx I swear by Tylenol and Pepsi, it works for me every time. 

    community-manager


  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,886Member
    As a professional retired drunk, and having to deal with drunks on a regular basis, Motrin, Tylenol, or Advil, plenty of water and a fatty food. Staying hydrated is the key part, and getting some rest.
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • jezebeldelilahjezebeldelilah
    Posts: 338Member
    Drink some gatorade take some aspirin and clean your shoe. Oh a shower may help u. Don't feel bad, it happens. Brush yourself off and take a note that red wine after beer makes u poop on the side of The road. Bacardi rum makes me puke on peoples leather interiors and tequila gives me black eyes (well my mouth running does that comes from the tequila)
    All I am saying is don't beat yourself up so much. We live and learn and we just keep going forward. I hope you feel better.
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
    Posts: 8,140Member
    Oh, hon, it's happened to all of us at some point...do the advil and water (LOTS of water) and maybe some OJ.  you'll be fine and just look at your SO and smile meekly.  ;)
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,757Member
    Lol oh dear! My sympathies! Yeah it happens to the best of us! Lots and lots of water!! Take it easy mama! Now you know next time you go out to avoid the red wine!
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,401Member
    @FoulMouthSailor beat me to it...water, Tylenol and a burger and fries.

    If you're in NJ a Pork Roll, Egg n Cheese will do the trick quite nicely.

    Feel better. I've made an ass of myself quite a few times. Nothing screams awesome more than not knowing if you dreamt that you peed in the dryer thinking it was the toilet, or if you actually did it...

    Yup. I get to claim that drunken shenanigan as mine.
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • UnionMommy
    Posts: 30Member
    McDonald's was always my go-to for a hangover. Good luck and feel better : )
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,864Member
    Gatorade by the gallon and my secret fabulous hangover greasepit cure I lovingly call a heart attack. (Hey now I know what recipe to submit to SM cookbook!!!) It's a breakfast sandwich:

    Toasted everything bagel
    Fried egg
    3 slices of bacon
    Sausage patty
    Cream cheese
    Tabasco sauce

    Smoo some cream cheese on the bottom half of the bagel. Sprinkle as much tabasco sauce on it as you can stand. Then layer egg, sausage, bacon, and top of bagel. Enjoy and feel your arteries clog!
  • Luvlyssa
    Posts: 2,843Member
    Like everyone said... hydration is the key. take some of whatever pain pill works best for you (tylenol advil aleve whatever)
    Gatoraid will be better than water for a while (you lost electrolites when you puked) then water... NO COFFEE.

    and... a fatty breakfast so it'll absorb your stomach acid and whatever is left in your belly.
    Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,547Member
    heheh when i know i will drink a lot. Rule is one glass of water for one drink. Yeah i go pee every 15 min. But the hang over is less unbearable the next day.  And i go to bed with 2 advil. 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • ZidashaZidasha
    Posts: 830Member
    But you had fun right??  It happens to the best of us.  I know my alcohol tolerance WAS pretty high before getting preggo.  I'm due the end of next month and probably won't go out till around the holidays.

    Although I know I SHOULD take it easy I will most likely have an "OH GOD!" night myself.  LOL!!  

    IMO it's well deserved after caring a baby for 9 months than losing sleep to care for the baby.  

    BTW, How the hell can you eat greasy food after a night of heavy drinking??  You must have some pretty strong stomachs.
    :-&
     
    The only thing that sounds good to me after a night of heavy drinking is some water and/or Gatorade and plenty of sleep.  

    "I have a theory that placenta is brain matter I push out, so with each child I get dumber and dumber." ~ Unknown

  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
    Posts: 8,140Member
    Little story:  my brother was living/working in London a few years ago, so was 5-6 hours ahead of us.  My mom, dad and I were up in the Bay Area visiting my g'parents for New Year's...and we'd gone out to visit another relative and stopped for dinner on the way back on NY Eve when my dad notices a call from my brother on his cell.  He picked up the message and stood there kind of grimacing while listening to it.  Mom and I both look at him saying what's wrong?

    Long story short, we called my bother about every 5 minutes for HOURS trying to reach him, my mother was hysterical and ready to jump the next flight to London.  Some girl FINALLY answers his phone and told us he's fine but left his phone at her place.  When we finally get hold of him, he was upset because he was out with work friends, got drunk and acted stupidly.  My response was, "it THAT all?  THAT's the kind of thing you call ME about, NOT Mom and Dad."
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,890Confessional Manager
    FoulMouthedSailor said:

    Motrin, Tylenol, or Advil, plenty of water and a fatty food. Staying hydrated is the key part, and getting some rest.



    YES!

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • AnonUser27
    Posts: 1,779Guest
    Poop on your shoe! Hahahaha I love it!
  • stevienixxxstevienixxx
    Posts: 106Member
    i probably shoulda done this post as a support confession but whatever im not ashamed.... shit happens, sometimes literally :) ha.
  • 456Imamom
    Posts: 538Member
    @stevienixx it's probably to late now, but your favourite greasy carbs (chips, fast food, whatever) in small amounts. LOT OF WATER and rest (not that a baby will let you get that...) and Tylenol or Advil, which ever you like better. I hope you had fun! I've only gotten shit faced once since my DS 20mth was born... thank god it was in my own house. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have survived a drive home. The hangover the next morning wasn't to fun either! 
  • Charlotte_SometimesCharlotte_Sometimes
    Posts: 1,754Member
    I didn't read all the responses but water has always been my hangover friend. Lots of it.

    I got drunk once at a school party.  I worked at my children's private school, I was the afterschool teacher and a sub from time to time, and I was the person they saw every day when they picked up their kids.  Of course I was also a parent just like them but still, I was expected to behave a bit differently.

    I got fairly trashed and had to accept an offer to crash at another mom's house as there was no way I could drive... she and her boyfriend drove me and my kids place to spend the night and I was MORTIFIED the next day.   I got over it but at the time, as a "teacher", I thought I'd die.
    "But a lesson must be lived
    In order to be learned"

    Ani DiFranco, Manhole
  • Ashdawn684Ashdawn684
    Posts: 851Member
    I dont think I could eat greasy food would not set well with me!  Usually gatorade and advil is the only thing I can tolerate for like 24 hrs!
    ~Live life to the fullest, or die trying~
  • 24_7mom24_7mom
    Posts: 49Member
    Best thing to do is laugh about it. You can't go back in time and change what happened, so laugh about it. Look at yourself in the mirror and laugh. It seems to help. As far as the hangover goes...depending on how bad it is, try a little hair of the dog. Have ONE beer and then drink lots of water. Then go to Denny's or Waffle House or White Castle. Crappy Greasy Food seems to help. Plus it's about the only time it will actually taste good.
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  • breezybreezy
    Posts: 3,508Member
    advil, water, eggs benidict, and a mamosa! 
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