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Operation stop, don't panic
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Yea!!!!! Congratulations !!!! Two shinning stars born !! (*) (*) give Sonja hugs and let her rest and give Sunshine hugs too!!" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
" I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
" Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
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WOO HOO! nicely done, cupcake, give sonja a hug from us.=D>Bite me, cupcake!
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OMG babies!!!!!!! In full on crazy panic mode......oh wait you said not to panic.....OK breathe and good luck!!!! May all be well with you all :)
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Every one is passed out, Sonja, Sunshine, Vera, Caitlin... I keep walking down to NICU every 10-15 minutes to make sure they are still there. And I have two fingers that feel like they were fractured from her death grip, plus she told the anatsegialogist nurse who is a guy she didn't need it "because I'm fucking harder than you".You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
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Oh, if I'd have known they weren't 34 weeks I never woulda guessed so small. @pallasathene was really close though. Congrats on your 2 precious little angels sailor boy. Give Sonja a big hug from all of us!
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Woot woot!
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WickedDunkieJunkie said:
Woot woot!
Now hurry the fuck up with pictures.
Seriously!!!
Congratulations to all of you!!! Those little girls are two of the luckiest in the world. Not only do they have two great parents, they have an army of Scary Aunties waiting to corrupt... Ahem I mean supp... Nah I mean corrupt them :D now go get some sleep!
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Congrats!! im partial to elise since its my middle name!! enjoy your tiny babys they will be huge fast!!mom of wild children
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This is so fantastic!! Congratulations FMS! And fucking right @orchidsandtulips!!"Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
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Congrats mommy and daddy, what a beautiful time to share as a family. Give those girls all kinds of cuddles for us and a special big high five to the new big sister!
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Congratulations!
I'm happy they're doing so well, and are a good size.
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Felictations to both of you. Sonja is a truly amazing woman. So happy all your girls are ok. Give them kisses from the french auntie. Wish I could be there to give you a huge hug. If you are proud of her I am of both of you. You have 3 girls who are so so lucky to have you as their dad. I mean it. Try and take a cat nap when you can. Love ya broIt is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
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woo hoo!!! Congrats! I'm so happy for you and your family!Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
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Congratulations!!! Welcome to the world little ones :-*Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
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I'm crying. Gah I'm such a dork. Congrats @foulmouthedsailor and @orchidsandtulipsNothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
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Ditto!Ophelia said:I'm crying. Gah I'm such a dork. Congrats @foulmouthedsailor and @orchidsandtulips
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LOVE the names!! Congrats @fms and @orchidsandtulips. Where are the pics?? I wanna coo over babies while I'm at work :!!
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I am crying.... Damn you fms. Congrats. Big hugs to all your girls.
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If I dared admit I am crying (wich I dont !) I would not hear the end of it. Imagine I cry for disney's movie. Now this real life double miracle ? Okay okay you win I am a snot mess with the tissue box.It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
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double yeah!!!!!!"Magic things are fond of deceptions.” ― Tom Robbins
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fatchickonabike said:
Ditto!Ophelia said:I'm crying. Gah I'm such a dork. Congrats @foulmouthedsailor and @orchidsandtulips
Me too, but Ive been crying all morning from a lot of these threads. Damn PMS!
Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
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YAY! Congrats! May you be blessed with baby tunnel vision, a little help when where and how you want it, and quality, if not quantity sleep.

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Congrats!!!!
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Congratulations! Three years ago, I was the one threatening the doc on this very same day so special hugs for Sonja :)
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Thank you for sharing your joy with us all! Congratulations! Give the girls big squeezes from all of thier scary aunties.
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Yay! Congrats!
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YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! New babies! Congrats to both you and your amazing wife! We are impatiently awaiting pics, so when ya get a minute......

"I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn -
34 is fine for twins - my doc took me off bed rest at 34 weeks. Good luck and much joy to you!the secret to happiness is not getting what you want, it's wanting what you get
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Now you are officially out numbered for life!! (PS you have 15yrs min to stock up on Ammo for boyfriends!!! LOL) Congrats to both of you and big sister!!
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Another weepy mess here! Congratulations FMS, @OrchidsandTulips and Sunshine!!!! Welcome Elise and Eisley!I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!
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@stinkersmommy: he's already all stocked up, i guarantee it!Bite me, cupcake!
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I've been up since 04:00 yesterday if you don't count the 3 or 4 10-15 minute cat naps I've. And I'm dragging major ass, so I guess I'm already training for the next couple years. Sonja is well, and returning to her normal self, she hasn't threatened any one today. And definitely feeling better after getting some solid food and some Dunkin Donuts. Kiddos are well, one islatching like no ones business, and the other needs some encouragement.
Sunshine finally held them, and it was amusing to watch her be so careful, and her grin from ear to ear. My dad came down with my mom, and he just sits in front of the nursery starring at them like a watch dog.
And sorry about the pictures, it might be a few days for the next update, I'm not leaving till they come home.You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
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Merci bro for the update. Thinking about you all. And Dunkin is the way to go. I am so happy that they are all well. And Sunshine is an great big sister already. I don't think you need to worry there. Take your time. Get back to us when you can. And I like your dad. Grand dad is protectives of them. I know where you get it from now. Hug Sonja for me okay. And kiss those lil feet for me. Love you, rest when you can. Until you give more news.You scary sis :PIt is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
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congratulations, you guys! i am so excited for you!i'm nekkid.
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Congratulations!
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Congratulations!!! Gah...choked up here also!!
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AHHHH (reply to your hit and run in the chat room) @FoulMouthedSailorAnd it might ended up with a YOU COME BACK HERE!!!!! :PIt is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.































