Motherhood Comes Naturally (and other vicious lies) is available in stores, and online, NOW. Do you have it yet? Have you told all your friends and family about it?
**Get it, share it, and spread the joy!**
Register for membership in the Scary Mommy Community!
the truth has arrived...
From the Confessional
-
Sometimes I bring DS3mo into the bathroom with me while I shower to keep an eye on him. I worry that it might give him some latent freudian complex, but then I think maybe he'll appreciate curvy women as a result!
-
I took plan b almost a month ago now, had my period, but am still terrified I'm pregnant. No implantation bleeding but I feel... Weird. Last time I felt "weird" but unsure the test was + .. I don't want another baby :(
-
No one will ever marry me becasuse of the lies I told about my daughter's paternity. They'll date me, live with me, and sleep with me...then they move on and marry someone else. Reputation ruined.
-
I drink vodka for breakfast...and so do my kids!
Shop Scary Mommy
