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the truth has arrived...
From the Confessional
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Whenever I return home from a trip, dh talks about how well behaved kids were, how calm the house was. Am I that much of a shitty high strung parent? Or does he just let most things slide? Prob all of the above. Mommy fail :(
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currently sitting butt ass naked on the side of the tub with my privates on display trying to Veet this horrific bush away before my doctors appointment in 45 min. Think I've got a boil DOWN THERE. Kill me.
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I'm going to pretend that I didn't just trip over a pothole while crossing the street, that I didn't fly spread eagle onto my face, and that I didn't have to be peeled off the road by the construction crew standing there.
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I am wildly attracted to my DH's best friend, even though he is not at all my type. There is so much electricity between us I can't stand it. Meanwhile, my DH and I have only had sex twice in three months, by my choice.
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