Mom presents “unappreciative asshole” son with an invoice
It used to be that children reached a certain age and left the nest. Not anymore! Thanks stalled economy and rising inflation. Our kids are broke and they’re seriously wearing out their welcomes. One adult son who’s been living under his mother’s roof was recently presented a bill for his “stay.” And it invoiced for a lot more than just gas and electricity.
Reddit user Chalipo shared an image of an invoice he was presented with… from his mom. He’s been living with her for the past 13 months, and she’s clearly sick of his shit. The note at the top of the invoice reads, “Invoice for services delivered free of charge in the last 13 months ALONE (except for tuition which is 5 years.)”
It starts benign enough. Share of the water bill for 13 months: $1037. Share of the gas bill: $216. College tuition: $23,550. Yikes. Being an adult sucks, doesn’t it?
But this next part of the invoice is where it gets really good:
“Being an asshole and not appreciative of your mother’s support, financially or otherwise: $1,000.”
I don’t know, I think he kind of got a deal here.
“This was a very effective parenting technique and it has helped me to realize what an entitled little shit I have been,” he admits. It worked, mom. Looks like he got some serious sticker shock. The grand total for living under his mother’s roof for 13 months and being an asshole came to just shy of $40,000. Yikes.
Kids are expensive as hell.
“My mom doesn’t expect me to repay her. Her parents charged her interest so she doesn’t want to do that to me,” wrote Chalipo, “I hope to one day be successful enough to support my family and repay her but she doesn’t expect me to.”
Aww. He may have nicked a few dollars off that asshole charge for quickly realizing how much his mom has done for him after all.