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Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, (Lily, Ben, and Evan) quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.
Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

@scarymommy

NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
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Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

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Remember how I said that writing a book was just like having a baby? It really, really was. From the sleepless nights to the obsessing over every little thing to life never being the same since.

Well, I have a new point to add to that list: Amnesia.

You know how you block out exactly how miserable the aches and pains of pregnancy were? How you immediately forget the disgustingness that is childbirth? How those miserable nights with a newborn don’t really stick in your brain and just the sweet breathing and precious little bodies do?

I’ve similarly forgotten just how crazy the book writing process made me and have found myself aching for a new bundle of joy. The new release table gives me baby fever and I caress the cover of my book the way I used to old onsies and baby booties. Somehow, I became addicted to the insanity that is book publishing and am excited to announce that I am book-knocked up all over again! My amazing agent and wonderful team at Simon and Schuster are along for the ride and we expect our little delivery, The Scary Mommy Handbook, in the spring/summer of 2013.

The roller coaster begins again.

(Anyone have a barf bag?)

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1 Jasmyne LeCappelain August 3, 2012 at 8:34 am

i know exactly what you mean! more babies/books? sure! bring ‘em on!! GOOD LUCK mama :)

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2 Katie Knapp August 3, 2012 at 8:36 am

Congrats!!! LOL I have baby fever as well.. and hope to be “knocked up” soon LOL

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3 desiree eaglin August 3, 2012 at 8:37 am

Congrats! That is exciting news! Don’t forget to send me a pre-copy to review again! :)

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4 Colleen August 3, 2012 at 8:43 am

Can’t wait!! Is pre-order available yet?

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5 Scary Mommy August 4, 2012 at 5:06 am

You’re so sweet. Not yet, but I will most definitely let you guys know when it is!!

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6 Kate August 3, 2012 at 8:43 am

Congratulations!

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7 Ali August 3, 2012 at 8:43 am

OMG OMG OMG! I have chills! Congrats!!!!!

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8 a Book for My Daughter August 3, 2012 at 8:44 am

I love the analogy, especially the comparison to a baby’s onesie–brilliant. Congrats on the new book, and good luck.
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9 Chantelle August 3, 2012 at 8:47 am

yay!!! congrats!

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10 Jessica August 3, 2012 at 8:52 am

YAY!!! I’m super excited! Congratulations. Can’t wait to see what is next.

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11 Kim August 3, 2012 at 8:55 am

Awesome!!! So exciting!!

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12 Sarahviz August 3, 2012 at 8:57 am

So so so thrilled for you, my friend!
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13 Nikki August 3, 2012 at 8:59 am

Congratulations, Jill!!!!! Where can per-order?? ;)

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14 Nikki August 3, 2012 at 9:01 am

Argh. *Where can *I pre-order, darn autocorrect!! :)

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15 Scary Mommy August 4, 2012 at 5:07 am

Nowhere yet, will let you know as soon as it’s ready!!

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16 Jess WhoaMamma August 3, 2012 at 9:00 am

Yeeee-haaaaaaaaaaa! That’s fabulous news! Keep ‘em coming Scary Mommy. Congrats on the new addition/edition xxxx
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17 wendy @ mama one to three August 3, 2012 at 9:03 am

Yay Jill! are you in NYC now? hope to see you at blogher today or tomorrow!! xoxo
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18 Alison August 3, 2012 at 9:18 am

AWESOME! Can’t wait!
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19 Stephanie August 3, 2012 at 9:27 am

I know I just said this, but Woo Hoo!!!!
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20 Mom Off Meth August 3, 2012 at 9:49 am

Congrats to you. If you write on successful book, you have to write another right?
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21 Charisse August 3, 2012 at 10:01 am

That is so awesome!!!! YAY!!!!
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22 Julie August 3, 2012 at 10:05 am

Fantastic news, Jill! Congratulations! xo
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23 Lori August 3, 2012 at 10:27 am

Yay! I’ve been telling my daughter that there is a Mom Handbook! Can’t wait to show her there’s a SCARY Mommy Handbook!
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24 Urban Mommy August 3, 2012 at 10:53 am

Yo! How cool! Congratulations.
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25 June O'Hara August 3, 2012 at 11:07 am

That’s fantastic! I’m excited for you. Let me know if I can help promote.
As far as finishing my own book, I say it’s like birthing an elephant. Cause it really does feel like that.
Congratulations again!
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26 Scary Mommy August 4, 2012 at 5:08 am

That is exactly what it is like. I can’t believe I’m doing it all again.

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27 vanillasugarblog August 3, 2012 at 11:09 am

congrats Momma!
you are born to do this–you have a gift of storytelling.
xoxo!
dawn
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28 Ellie August 3, 2012 at 11:14 am

mazel tov! can’t wait to read this one.

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29 Robin | Farewell, Stranger August 3, 2012 at 11:24 am

I was seriously hoping you were pregnant again. Is that evil? But yay on another book!
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30 anymommy August 3, 2012 at 11:30 am

Eeeeeeee! So happy for you :-) Are we due around the same time?
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31 Scary Mommy August 4, 2012 at 5:08 am

You’re first. And you might be the one person even more insane than me. :) (I am SO excited for you!!!!)

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32 Leigh Ann August 3, 2012 at 11:30 am

Congrats! How exciting.
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33 Misty August 3, 2012 at 11:45 am

I can’t wait!!

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34 Amber (Crappy Mama) August 3, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Huge congrats, Jill!!!!
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35 Tarina August 3, 2012 at 4:55 pm

I love seeing you guys supporting each other! You are my 2 favorite blogs (really the only 2 I read unless there’s a stray link on a friend’s fb page). Keep up the amazing work, Ladies!!!!

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36 marni zarr August 3, 2012 at 4:42 pm

exciting news! i love it. i’ve only experienced childbirth but if the pain and joy are similar i want some!!!
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37 Just Jennifer August 3, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Well of course you’re writing another book. I mean, DUH. :-)
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38 Kristin August 3, 2012 at 11:35 pm

That is amazing! You really worked it for this book, and I hope you enjoyed it more than hated it. I’m looking forward to seeing what you bring us this time!
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39 JulieBouf August 4, 2012 at 12:30 am

Congratulations! Does this mean I need to get a book deal to stop lovingly caressing onsies. Seriously. I made a diaper motorcycle for a baby shower last week and was done in by the baby powder fresh scent on the diapers. The scent of the pull-ups my almost 3 1/2yo never to be potty trained child still wears just isn’t the same.
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40 Scary Mommy August 4, 2012 at 5:09 am

Thank you guys so, so much. It goes without saying that I could never have done this without you, so you really are all Scary Aunties. We’re having a baby!!!! ;)

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41 Tamie August 4, 2012 at 11:13 am

I can’t wait!

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42 Linda August 4, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Congratulations!!!!

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43 Sandy Vanhoey August 9, 2012 at 9:34 am

Kudos. I will look forward on this.
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44 Katy McCaffrey August 4, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Congratulations! And as long as you don’t have to push the new book out of your lady business I say go for it! Can’t wait to read.
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45 Amber August 4, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Woohoo congrats! I always tell my friends to read your book.
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46 Leanne Shirtliffe August 4, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Yay Jill, what fab news! We might be birthing around the same time. My book, now called Don’t Lick the Minivan: Things I Never Thought I’d Say As a Parent (originally called Get That Train off Your Penis), should be out around the same time. I’ve meant to email you to let you know but that thing called no-kids-in-school kind of ruins my summer plans…

Congrats!
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47 Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms August 4, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Excited to read this since I just bought your first book to read on vacation. Great stuff! Ellen
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48 Meredith Bland August 5, 2012 at 2:38 am

Fuck yeah, Jill! Congrats!!
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49 Holly August 5, 2012 at 11:08 am

I am so happy for you and I LOVED hanging out with you yesterday. it was a highlight of BlogHer for me. I can’t wait to read your next book!
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50 Christine @ Quasi Agitato August 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm

congratulations!
…suckah ;)
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51 anna see August 5, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Yay! Congratulations, Mommy! So glad to have been able to get a hug this weekend. :)
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52 Bailey August 6, 2012 at 11:04 am

Congrats, Mama!
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53 Johanna August 6, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Hooray. I know all about baby fever because my second baby (um book baby that is) is coming out in October.
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54 Denise Malloy August 6, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Very exciting! Loved the first one, glad there will be another. Congrats!
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55 Anna August 6, 2012 at 3:38 pm

mazel tov! do you think the new baby will be a boy or a girl?

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56 Shell August 6, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Such exciting news!

I’d only tell you you were crazy if you were announcing a baby-baby and not a book-baby. ;)
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57 B August 6, 2012 at 7:03 pm

YAY
If you do a book tour, I look forward to hanging out with you again!
-Batsheva

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58 Marie August 6, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Yippee! I can’t wait!

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59 Ann August 6, 2012 at 10:33 pm

Jill, I’m struck dumb in the best way. You are just incredible. xoxo
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60 Nina August 6, 2012 at 11:31 pm

Oh my goodness!!!!! INCREDIBLE NEWS!!! So excited for you! Your a sequel!
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61 Elaine August 7, 2012 at 12:12 am

I love that Jennifer was fooled by your FB announcement. ha ha ha! Congrats again, my friend. And so good to see you this week…
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62 Alexandra August 7, 2012 at 2:59 am

Wish I’d get pregnant like this.

xo
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63 Debra Baldwin August 7, 2012 at 5:13 am

You are an awesome writer. I hope I am lucky to get a copy of your The Scary Mommy Handbook. So, excited for the 2013.
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64 Tanja Pajevic August 7, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Congrats! Awesome news –
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65 Ginger LaRue August 8, 2012 at 12:26 am

Many congratulations on your upcoming bundle of joy!
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66 Kelly Evans August 8, 2012 at 4:36 am

Kudos. You did a great job.
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67 dusty earth mother August 8, 2012 at 10:52 am

So awesome! Proud mother of Irish twins. :-)
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68 Galit Breen August 10, 2012 at 8:26 am

Hooray, you!

So, so excited for you and absolutely can’t wait to get my hands -and eyes- on this one!

xo
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69 Nina Parrish August 22, 2012 at 5:59 am

Congrats. You did it well.
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70 Jessie Siega August 23, 2012 at 3:51 am

I am looking forward on this. This is an awesome news. Congrats.
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