Remember how I said that writing a book was just like having a baby? It really, really was. From the sleepless nights to the obsessing over every little thing to life never being the same since.
Well, I have a new point to add to that list: Amnesia.
You know how you block out exactly how miserable the aches and pains of pregnancy were? How you immediately forget the disgustingness that is childbirth? How those miserable nights with a newborn don’t really stick in your brain and just the sweet breathing and precious little bodies do?
I’ve similarly forgotten just how crazy the book writing process made me and have found myself aching for a new bundle of joy. The new release table gives me baby fever and I caress the cover of my book the way I used to old onsies and baby booties. Somehow, I became addicted to the insanity that is book publishing and am excited to announce that I am book-knocked up all over again! My amazing agent and wonderful team at Simon and Schuster are along for the ride and we expect our little delivery, The Scary Mommy Handbook, in the spring/summer of 2013.
The roller coaster begins again.
(Anyone have a barf bag?)






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i know exactly what you mean! more babies/books? sure! bring ‘em on!! GOOD LUCK mama :)
Congrats!!! LOL I have baby fever as well.. and hope to be “knocked up” soon LOL
Congrats! That is exciting news! Don’t forget to send me a pre-copy to review again! :)
Can’t wait!! Is pre-order available yet?
You’re so sweet. Not yet, but I will most definitely let you guys know when it is!!
Congratulations!
OMG OMG OMG! I have chills! Congrats!!!!!
I love the analogy, especially the comparison to a baby’s onesie–brilliant. Congrats on the new book, and good luck.
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yay!!! congrats!
YAY!!! I’m super excited! Congratulations. Can’t wait to see what is next.
Awesome!!! So exciting!!
So so so thrilled for you, my friend!
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Congratulations, Jill!!!!! Where can per-order?? ;)
Argh. *Where can *I pre-order, darn autocorrect!! :)
Nowhere yet, will let you know as soon as it’s ready!!
Yeeee-haaaaaaaaaaa! That’s fabulous news! Keep ‘em coming Scary Mommy. Congrats on the new addition/edition xxxx
Jess WhoaMamma recently posted..Happy Birthday to Me: (Almost) Wordless Wednesday
Yay Jill! are you in NYC now? hope to see you at blogher today or tomorrow!! xoxo
wendy @ mama one to three recently posted..Clothes Make the Woman…Anxious
AWESOME! Can’t wait!
Alison recently posted..The Happy
I know I just said this, but Woo Hoo!!!!
Stephanie recently posted..Miracles Happen: Me and BlogHer ’12
Congrats to you. If you write on successful book, you have to write another right?
Mom Off Meth recently posted..The Law
That is so awesome!!!! YAY!!!!
Charisse recently posted..Where does the time go?
Fantastic news, Jill! Congratulations! xo
Julie recently posted..Make. Me. Laugh. Please.
Yay! I’ve been telling my daughter that there is a Mom Handbook! Can’t wait to show her there’s a SCARY Mommy Handbook!
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Yo! How cool! Congratulations.
Urban Mommy recently posted..Sharing? Kids? Are you mental?
That’s fantastic! I’m excited for you. Let me know if I can help promote.
As far as finishing my own book, I say it’s like birthing an elephant. Cause it really does feel like that.
Congratulations again!
June O’Hara recently posted..False Alarm
That is exactly what it is like. I can’t believe I’m doing it all again.
congrats Momma!
you are born to do this–you have a gift of storytelling.
xoxo!
dawn
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mazel tov! can’t wait to read this one.
I was seriously hoping you were pregnant again. Is that evil? But yay on another book!
Robin | Farewell, Stranger recently posted..Four going on 16
Eeeeeeee! So happy for you :-) Are we due around the same time?
anymommy recently posted..A bookworm plays baseball
You’re first. And you might be the one person even more insane than me. :) (I am SO excited for you!!!!)
Congrats! How exciting.
Leigh Ann recently posted..If you should ever meet me
I can’t wait!!
Huge congrats, Jill!!!!
Amber (Crappy Mama) recently posted..While Mama Was In The Bathroom (Episode 4)
I love seeing you guys supporting each other! You are my 2 favorite blogs (really the only 2 I read unless there’s a stray link on a friend’s fb page). Keep up the amazing work, Ladies!!!!
exciting news! i love it. i’ve only experienced childbirth but if the pain and joy are similar i want some!!!
marni zarr recently posted..… beach games
Well of course you’re writing another book. I mean, DUH. :-)
Just Jennifer recently posted..The State of Public Schools in America
That is amazing! You really worked it for this book, and I hope you enjoyed it more than hated it. I’m looking forward to seeing what you bring us this time!
Kristin recently posted..You Get Credit for the Covers
Congratulations! Does this mean I need to get a book deal to stop lovingly caressing onsies. Seriously. I made a diaper motorcycle for a baby shower last week and was done in by the baby powder fresh scent on the diapers. The scent of the pull-ups my almost 3 1/2yo never to be potty trained child still wears just isn’t the same.
JulieBouf recently posted..The One, The Only…Katie Bouf!!!!!! (wild applause)
Thank you guys so, so much. It goes without saying that I could never have done this without you, so you really are all Scary Aunties. We’re having a baby!!!! ;)
I can’t wait!
Congratulations!!!!
Kudos. I will look forward on this.
Sandy Vanhoey recently posted..Experience the Joys of Sex
Congratulations! And as long as you don’t have to push the new book out of your lady business I say go for it! Can’t wait to read.
Katy McCaffrey recently posted..Have an Adventure
Woohoo congrats! I always tell my friends to read your book.
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Yay Jill, what fab news! We might be birthing around the same time. My book, now called Don’t Lick the Minivan: Things I Never Thought I’d Say As a Parent (originally called Get That Train off Your Penis), should be out around the same time. I’ve meant to email you to let you know but that thing called no-kids-in-school kind of ruins my summer plans…
Congrats!
Leanne Shirtliffe recently posted..The Tyranny of School Supply Lists
Excited to read this since I just bought your first book to read on vacation. Great stuff! Ellen
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Fuck yeah, Jill! Congrats!!
Meredith Bland recently posted..Sometimes I worry……..
I am so happy for you and I LOVED hanging out with you yesterday. it was a highlight of BlogHer for me. I can’t wait to read your next book!
Holly recently posted..Don’t Tell Me Breast Milk is Best for My Baby, NYC
congratulations!
…suckah ;)
Christine @ Quasi Agitato recently posted..Rejection
Yay! Congratulations, Mommy! So glad to have been able to get a hug this weekend. :)
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Congrats, Mama!
Bailey recently posted..Can’t Get Enough of George!
Hooray. I know all about baby fever because my second baby (um book baby that is) is coming out in October.
Johanna recently posted..The Hamster Diaries
Very exciting! Loved the first one, glad there will be another. Congrats!
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mazel tov! do you think the new baby will be a boy or a girl?
Such exciting news!
I’d only tell you you were crazy if you were announcing a baby-baby and not a book-baby. ;)
Shell recently posted..The Milestones that Make Mom’s Life Easier
YAY
If you do a book tour, I look forward to hanging out with you again!
-Batsheva
Yippee! I can’t wait!
Jill, I’m struck dumb in the best way. You are just incredible. xoxo
Ann recently posted..Own your creativity. Or at least, flying-cross-body-press it.
Oh my goodness!!!!! INCREDIBLE NEWS!!! So excited for you! Your a sequel!
Nina recently posted..My Road to Clean Eating
I love that Jennifer was fooled by your FB announcement. ha ha ha! Congrats again, my friend. And so good to see you this week…
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Wish I’d get pregnant like this.
xo
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You are an awesome writer. I hope I am lucky to get a copy of your The Scary Mommy Handbook. So, excited for the 2013.
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Congrats! Awesome news –
Tanja Pajevic recently posted..Come Join Our Attitude of Gratitude
Many congratulations on your upcoming bundle of joy!
Ginger LaRue recently posted..An Open Letter to Always
Kudos. You did a great job.
Kelly Evans recently posted..How to get a Celebrity Smile
So awesome! Proud mother of Irish twins. :-)
dusty earth mother recently posted..BlogHer ’12: A Festival of Menses
Hooray, you!
So, so excited for you and absolutely can’t wait to get my hands -and eyes- on this one!
xo
Galit Breen recently posted..About Belonging (As an Introvert)
Congrats. You did it well.
Nina Parrish recently posted..The Power of a Big and Thick Penis during Sex
I am looking forward on this. This is an awesome news. Congrats.
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